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Great American Speeches as Delivered by Donald Trump

[This was written by reader Stephen Statler, who asked me to post it. Yeah, we are all suffering from Trump burnout, but this is pretty funny. Reading this, I could just imagine Trump saying these things. –iron] ABRAHAM LINCOLN: GETTYSBURG ADDRESS Some time ago, I’m not sure how long, and frankly it doesn’t matter, our […]

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One Year in the Future?

The Boston Globe has created a front page for their newspaper — one year in the future. It is a new world, where Donald Trump is the president, all illegal immigrants are being deported, the Dow has dropped 6000 in one month, the US military has been ordered to kill families of ISIS militants, and […]

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Lifestyles of Assholes

Trevor Noah plumbs the depths of righteous disgust about … guess who.

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Trump’s Beautiful Flip Flops

Donald Trump seems to have just set a speed record for flip flops. As Electoral Vote hilariously put it: Donald Trump sat for an interview Friday with Face the Nation. By that point, it had been more than 24 hours since he had explained his deeply-held views on abortion rights, so it was time for […]

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Trump, Landlord from Hell

How was Donald Trump as a businessman? Well, most of his business has been buying and selling real estate. Things he did as a landlord might be indicative of how he treats people and how he might act as president. In 1981, Trump purchased a 14-story building facing Central Park in New York City. His […]

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Trump Becomes an Existential Threat?

© Tom Tomorrow Ironically, Donald Trump’s popularity has nosedived recently, for no particular reason. Maybe our flash in the pan has finally finished flashing? Who knows. It is true that finally the Republicans have woken up to the disaster that a Trump presidency would be, both for the country and (probably more importantly to them) […]

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Trump?

I’m seeing quite a few articles around the web trying to answer the vexing question of how Donald Trump became popular enough to be a serious contender for the presidency. After all, he is supremely unqualified for the job and he not only lies consistently, but isn’t even consistent in his lies (often contradicting himself […]

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Vote Trump, Get Dumped

The website is votetrumpgetdumped.com, and they also have a hashtag #votetrumpgetdumped. I’ll let their straightforward description on their website explain: Those Who Vote Trump Should Understand This: No Sex. No Dates. No Chance. To cast a vote for Trump is to agree with his sexist, perverted, demeaning, backwards, offensive treatment of women. Learn what’s at […]

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The Soul of a Dying Party

© Ruben Bolling I think most of us are glued to this election the same way we are glued to horror movies. Will there be a happy ending?

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Trump and Terrorism

Every year, The Economist magazine produces a list of the biggest potential global threats. Some of these threats are what you might expect. For example, number one is “China’s economy collapses”. Indeed, considering how intertwined our economy is with China’s, and how we are dependent on them for manufacturing, well, almost everything, their economy collapsing […]

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A History of Violence

The Democrats should play his video (from KnowPolitical) constantly during the election. Trump should not be in the White House, he should be in jail for incitement to violence.

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I’m Angry!

Great video. Would be even better if they included video of Donald Trump saying those things. UPDATE: Appropriate punishment: © Mike Luckovich

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Trump Supporters are Racist

Well, duh. But now we have proof. And I’m reporting it because it is ironic proof. As everyone should know, in a primary you are not voting for a candidate, you’re voting for delegates (picked by the candidate’s campaign, and pledged to vote for the candidate) who go to the convention and actually vote for […]

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Where’s the Money?

One of my favorite sites, electoral-vote.com, asks a very good question that I haven’t heard before: “How would Donald Trump Fund a General Election Campaign?” Most people assume he would just fund it himself with some of his billions, but it doesn’t work that way. A big percentage of Trump’s net worth is in his […]

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Heil Trump

I don’t actually believe that Trump is comparable to Hitler, but you gotta admit that Trump is using some of the same tactics and language: UPDATE: It appears the video has been removed. You can see it at https://www.citizensuperpac.com/heil-trump.

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