[Satire reprinted from The New Yorker. Here’s what Hawking actually said.] Stephen Hawking Angers Trump Supporters With Baffling Array of Long Words by Andy Borowitz LONDON (The Borowitz Report)—The theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking angered supporters of Donald J. Trump on Monday by responding to a question about the billionaire with a baffling array of long […]
When Donald Trump created Trump University, he called it a noble endeavor with an emphasis on education over profits. In fact, he promised that if the (fake) university made a profit, he would turn the funds over to charity. Is anyone surprised to find out that even though Trump University had revenues of $40 million […]
There are many theories of why people support Donald Trump. One theory is that the voters are angry and hate the political establishment. Middle class workers have been hurt by the economy and are desperate to find someone who can shake things up. Or at least stand up to the special interests who are sucking […]
Steven Rosenthal and Peggy O’Brien took 142 audio clips from 37 different Trump interviews and edited them together to solve the mystery of what would happen if Donald Trump attacked Donald Trump (like he has attacked anyone he doesn’t like or who threatens his ascension to the presidency). Because ultimately, Trump himself may be the […]
Bernie Sanders responded to the anti-Trump violence on Thursday with a statement that bears repeating: I understand how reprehensible and disgraceful Donald Trump’s positions are, how ignorant they are, how much he is appealing — and I can understand the anger, I surely can. The bigotry that is coming from his mouth, the insults to […]
The evidence is building that at best, Trump is a charming con man who has hit upon the ultimate con: getting himself elected as the leader of the free world (with his finger on the nuclear trigger). I’ve been watching the unfolding scandal around “Trump University”, whose very name is itself a scam. Calling an […]
© Tom Tomorrow So, when reading this did you find yourself agreeing with all the panels, except the ones that criticize your side? Hopefully, it won’t be too long before we look back at this whole mess and laugh (or yawn). Well, either that or we’ll be kicking ourselves because we have to live with […]
So, do you believe in democracy or not? The Washington Post couldn’t find any change in the rules that would give Sanders a win. Right now, the only way he could become the nominee is if most of the superdelegates ignore the will of their voters, abandon Clinton and decide to vote for Sanders. Sanders […]
Scott Adams, the creator of the Dilbert comic strip, explains to Bill Maher why Trump will win the election: I’m not sure I buy what Adams is selling — that Trump is really an evil genius and knows exactly what he is doing. But I could easily believe that Trump is a charming sociopath who […]
Do you remember the “good old days” that Donald Trump speaks about? I do. If that’s what Trump supporters hanker after, I want nothing to do with it.
To help refresh your memory, The Guardian has put together a comprehensive list of all the scandals that the Clintons were involved in in the 90s. I say “involved in” facetiously, because pretty much none of them actually turned up anything substantial directly on the Clintons themselves (other than the fact that Bill Clinton, like […]
An eerie and slightly frightening article in The Guardian has photos from a factory in China that is mass producing Donald Trump masks, for use not just for the election, but for Hallowe’en. Here are two of the photos: Click on either photo to see more photos; it is worth it. Scary! Speaking of face-offs, […]
I’m not totally sure if I agree with what this is saying, but it is true that it is politically correct to not say racist things in public. But I really posted it because it is funny.
You’ve probably heard a few sound bites from this speech, but likely nothing from the most important part. Trump claims that he can’t be bought, but now that he is the presumptive Republican nominee, he has pivoted and is now begging for money from the same Wall Street bankers who already own our political system […]
© Ruben Bolling Donald and John: A boy and his imaginary publicist. Or Calvin and Hobbes: a boy and his imaginary tiger? Regardless, here are some of the great comments on this cartoon: Given Trump’s Calvinball tactics that seasoned political operatives seem ill equipped to handle, this is dead on. If Donald Trump is going […]
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