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Foreign Influence

Did you doubt for a moment that Donald Trump’s political campaign was being either influenced or even controlled by foreigners?

The Telegraph (a conservative UK newspaper) sent undercover reporters to meet with Trump’s Super PAC, “Great America PAC”. The reporters posed as representatives of a (fictitious) Chinese donor, who wanted to donate $2 million to support Trump.

The SuperPAC was happy to accept the money, which is a violation of US laws prohibiting political donations from foreigners. They even suggested ways to launder the money through a third party to hide its origin. Seriously.

In addition, the representative of the SuperPAC assured the undercover reporters that their support would be “remembered” and would obtain “influence” if Trump became president. In other words, pay to play.

Trump has repeatedly labeled Super PACs a “disaster” that have “total control of the candidates”. He has also criticized Hillary Clinton for using them. Incidentally, the same undercover reporters tried to donate to Clinton’s Super PAC, but were ignored.

And of course, Trump has disparaged the Chinese and said they are destroying our country.

So, isn’t this an impeachable offense?

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Fact Checking Trump

A fascinating article written by the DC correspondent for a Canadian newspaper. On a lark, he spent a month counting how many lies were told by Donald Trump each day.

His point was that while there was fact checking going on for individual statements made by Trump, the missing story was the sheer number of lies coming out of his mouth on a daily basis. His conclusion:

Every politician sometimes gets things wrong about complicated issues, sometimes practices evasive dishonesty. Trump gets things wrong all the time, pointlessly, about almost everything, and almost never corrects himself. Even if he’s not intentionally lying, he’s habitually erring. At very least, it suggests a serial carelessness with facts and a serial resistance to conceding error. Both traits seem relevant to the discussion of who should be commander-in-chief.

The other fascinating thing is the anger that has been thrown at him for fact checking Trump.

They’ve accused me of being controlled by the CIA. They’ve accused me of having a sexual attraction to Clinton’s “colostomy bag.” (Fact check: what is even happening, man.) I’ve been told to “get a life” and, more confusingly, to “get a job.” And, at times, I’ve gained some more insight into the mind of Trump’s unshakable loyalists.

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It Isn’t just about Elections

Bernie Sanders makes an excellent point. Politics isn’t just about who you elect. People have to be willing to fight for what they believe in all the time, not just once every four or eight years.

One of the things that distresses me is that often liberals and progressives fight hard to win an election and then sit back and blame everything that goes wrong on the person they elected.

I have to admit that Republicans have learned this lesson better than Democrats. They fight at the state level, they fight for school boards. They get involved at all levels. Of course, some of this is because they typically have a huge money advantage, especially since the Citizens United decision. But Dems have a huge advantage in people.

Gays figured this out and totally turned around the fight for gay rights. They didn’t have to elect a majority of gay politicians to do this, they just had to change a majority of people’s attitude toward gays.

Progressives need to get involved at all levels of government and outside of government. If we do, we can achieve anything.

You want single-payer health care? We can do it. You want higher education that doesn’t bankrupt people? You just have to fight for it. Get involved.

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Late Night Political Humor

[Jokes from Oct. 10, 2016]

“Last night was the presidential town hall debate between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, and the audience was made up of undecided voters — or as they’re also known, the worst people to be in line behind at Baskin-Robbins.” – Jimmy Fallon

“I was looking forward to the presidential debate last night; 67 million people watched Donald Versus Hillary 2. Rarely is a sequel better than the original but this definitely was.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“A man in the audience asked Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump to say one positive thing that they respect about each other. At this point, both candidates claimed their microphone was broken.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Anyone who expected Donald Trump to reel it in was way off the mark. He was on fire. He promised that if he was president he’d throw Hillary in jail. He called her the devil — not A devil, THE devil. Which I think might have been his way of coming on to her.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“During last night’s debate, Hillary Clinton accused Donald Trump of being hateful and racist — before adding, ‘Oh my God, he’s right behind me, isn’t he?'” – Seth Meyers

“Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway said this morning that ‘Last night’s debate was a good night for democracy.’ But I think what she really meant was, ‘Good night, democracy.'” – Seth Meyers

“A lot of post-debate analysis registered surprise that with all that was going on with Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton didn’t definitively win the debate. The truth is you don’t win a debate like that. You survive it. You board up the windows and you get in the basement. You curl up in a ball until it blows over. It’s like a tornado.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Trump later tried to downplay the comments, saying it was just locker-room banter. People didn’t know what was crazier, his excuse or the idea that Trump’s ever been to a gym.” – Jimmy Fallon

“What a great time to be in Washington. The Nationals won yesterday. The Redskins won yesterday. And the Orange-skin lost.” – Seth Meyers

“The Washington Post on Friday leaked the behind-the-scenes 2005 video of Donald Trump chatting with Billy Bush on the ‘Access Hollywood’ bus. Trump was caught on tape telling Billy about the time he tried to have sex with ‘Entertainment Tonight’ reporter Nancy O’Dell. He says he took her furniture shopping. By the way, I want some follow-up, I want to know if that happened, and if it did, what did he buy her? A sizable item? A hutch or a dinette set? Are we talking ottoman?” – Jimmy Kimmel

“So, of course, people were outraged. Trump apologized, Billy Bush got suspended from his job. Poor Jeb Bush. Billy Bush is his cousin; he has to be thinking, ‘Why in the hell didn’t he release this tape a year ago?'” – Jimmy Kimmel

“After a video surfaced of Donald Trump and Billy Bush making lewd sexual comments about women, NBC announced Bush would be suspended from the ‘Today’ show indefinitely. Bush could not be grabbed for comment.” – Seth Meyers

“Fox News’ Geraldo Rivera said this weekend that he has additional embarrassing tapes of Donald Trump. And if Geraldo thinks they’re embarrassing, you know it’s bad.” – Seth Meyers

“After hearing Donald Trump’s lewd comments about women, vice presidential nominee Mike Pence canceled a campaign event in New Jersey today. Even worse, he forgot to tell Chris Christie.” – Seth Meyers

“One of the fascinating things that happened on Friday was, before the Billy Bush tape was released, all the news was about Hurricane Matthew. I thought Hurricane Matthew was going to come to California and get us, there was so much news.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“The minute that tape came out, Hurricane Matthew just disappeared from television. The only channel that continued their round-the-clock coverage of the hurricane was Fox News because they didn’t want to talk about the Trump tape. Even the Weather Channel was like, ‘To hell with this, let’s go with the Trump tape!'” – Jimmy Kimmel

“More than 1 million people lost power in their homes. The only person mentioning disaster on a national level was Donald Trump.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“With the election just a month away, it seems like everyone’s encouraging people to vote. In fact, I saw that last week, some politicians in Arizona took part in a voter registration event at a strip club. The politicians said the hardest part was pretending they had never met the strippers before.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Facebook has a new ‘secret conversations mode’ that lets you automatically set messages to delete — or as Hillary put it, ‘Like’.” – Jimmy Fallon

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The Third Debate on SNL

Did you recognize Tom Hanks playing Chris Wallace? Hanks did almost as good a job as Wallace did.

I know you may be tired of hearing about the debates (let alone the third one) but this was actually pretty funny.

UPDATE:

Jeff Stahler
© Jeff Stahler

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Gerrymandering Explained

Stephen Nass
© Stephen Nass

The Washington Post has a very concise and easy-to-understand explanation of gerrymandering. The article has additional information, but the image above makes most of the big points.

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Trump Book Reports

It started innocently enough with a single tweet. A St. Louis mayoral candidate tweeted that Donald Trump was so unprepared for the debate that he sounded like a book report written by someone who hadn’t read the book.

Antonio French

And then suddenly, the hashtag #TrumpBookReport was trending on Twitter. A few examples:

“Juliet. Such a nasty woman. She made Romeo kill himself. And believe me he could have done better. Look at her.”

There was much ado, believe me. So much ado. Many people are saying how much ado there was. And about what? Nothing!

Hamlet was weak, so weak. He couldn’t make up his mind. I can, believe me. I’ve made up my mind very much better than him.

Lady Macbeth. Nasty woman. Blood coming out of her wherever.

No, I don’t think Sophie should have had a choice. Nasty woman.

Those poor heights. They were wuthering. Wuthering so bad. Bigly wuthering. I’ll make them great again.

Nowhere does it say that anything actually happened between Lolita and Humbert, it was just boy talk.

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins, in 10 years I’ll be dating you.

“I tell you: if I had written this book, there’d’ve been way more than two cities. I’d’ve had four, five cities at least.”

The bridges, nobody builds a bridge like me. I’ll build one and make Madison County pay for it

Mein Kampf. Tough on immigration. Tough on bankers. Tough on enemies. Make Germany Great Again. Great leader. My hero!

“Last. He was last. So sad. He was last, Okay? A disaster. If I was a Mohican I would have come in first. Believe me.”

Red Badge of Courage, I always wanted one of those. I’ll just take one from a veteran, it’s much easier.

NOBODY, I mean NOBODY, has more pride than me. And NOBODY has more prejudice. I have so much pride. And so much prejudice.

Look, I don’t know Voldemort. He said nice things about me. If we got along with the Death Eaters, wouldn’t be so bad.

Les Miserables, of course they are miserable, the inner city is a mess folks, believe me. People stealing bread everywhere.

“Pinocchio? He’s no puppet. No puppet. You’re the puppet.”

Daisy was a 6, okay? Just a very nasty woman. Gatsby is a good friend of mine. Sad!

It was the worst of times and the worst of times, OK? The worst. A disaster.

“When District 12 sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending Katniss Everdeen. What a nasty woman.”

This Dorian Gray guy. Nice guy, terrible portrait. Not like mine. Mine is bigly. Yuge.

Dracula — tremendous guy. Wanted a woman. Bit a woman. Didn’t have to “ask for permission.” What man does that?

“This New Testament is for losers. Jesus was crucified. I like saviors who weren’t crucified, okay? Like myself.”

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Reset?

Donald Trump attempted to reset his flailing campaign today at a speech in Pennsylvania. So about the women who are accusing him of sexual misconduct he said “All of these liars will be sued.”

Nevertheless, I’m willing to make a bold (and maybe crazy) prediction. I could very well be proven wrong, but I suspect that within a year after the election Trump will make a full reversal, maybe even become a Democrat again, and say positive things about Hillary Clinton.

Why? Well, his business is a mess. He had to give up the Miss Universe pageant, and reservations at his hotels and resorts are down. Assuming that plans to launch a news network don’t work out, I suspect there is nothing else for him to do. And I am willing to bet he needs the money.

Does anyone else agree, or is this just wishful thinking on my part?

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Terry Tate Makes America Great Again


Funny or Die

Terry Tate, office linebacker comes out of retirement just in time to save us. This is hilarious.

If you have never seen the “office linebacker” commercials, click here so you will get the joke. It’s worth it.

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The First 100 Days

[Satire from the Onion]

Assuring the nation he would work quickly and tirelessly to carry out his agenda, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump reportedly issued a press statement Monday mapping out his first 100 days of not conceding the 2016 election. “I will get to work on day one questioning the final vote tally, and I promise that I will not rest during my first week until I’ve discredited Hillary Clinton’s victory with repeated accusations that she orchestrated a widespread conspiracy to steal the election,” read the message from Trump in part, which went on to note that the candidate had already assembled a team of top legal experts to help him transition to a full-time schedule of filing lawsuits against state and local election boards and major media outlets. “Within my first 10 days, I will introduce a comprehensive plan for my disgruntled supporters to march on the White House, and by day 30, I will submit a formal petition demanding Clinton’s immediate removal from office. In addition, throughout the entire 100-day period, I vow to keep the American people fully updated on my progress by continuing to appear on radio and television programs, commenting on current affairs and criticizing Clinton’s history of misconduct as if I’m still in the running to be president.” Trump added that while the first 100 days will be an important measure of his success, his vision goes far beyond those initial three months, and he looks forward to fiercely disputing the legitimacy of a Clinton presidency for the next four years.

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Late Night Political Humor

[Jokes from Oct. 4, 2016]

“Tonight is the debate between vice-presidential candidates Tim Kaine and Mike Pence. They’re going to debate the economy, foreign policy, and which one of them is Tim Kaine and which one is Mike Pence.” – Conan O’Brien

“The first and only vice-presidential debate of this election season was held tonight, and it was pretty much the same as the debate I had with my wife about painting the foyer. ‘Do we want eggshell or ivory?'” – Seth Meyers

“The New York Times revealed today that Tim Kaine travels with six harmonicas in his briefcase. He carries so many because they’re constantly getting slapped out of his hands.” – Seth Meyers

“It’s come out that Donald Trump once rented an office to an Iranian bank that was later accused of terrorism. Today, Trump said, ‘How was I supposed to know that something wasn’t right with Jihadi Joe’s Savings and Loan?'” – Conan O’Brien

“It’s rumored that Donald Trump’s tax returns were leaked by one of Trump’s ex-wives. In other words, it could be anybody.” – Conan O’Brien

“Eric Trump today defended his father’s recent 3 a.m. Twitter rant about former Miss Universe Alicia Machado, telling reporters, ‘At least my father is up at 3 o’clock in the morning.’ Why do you think that’s a good thing? You know who’s up that early? People who are wondering where they went wrong with their son.” – Seth Meyers

“During the final push of the election, Bill Clinton criticized Obamacare in a speech and said it’s ‘the craziest thing in the world’. It’s all part of Bill’s nationwide ‘Not Helping’ tour.” – Conan O’Brien

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Weird Al Autotunes the Debate

Is Weird Al Yankovic running for president? Or just debate moderator?

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Trump’s Revenge!

Donald Trump is completely obsessed with revenge. How do we know that? Because he has talked about revenge and retribution repeatedly himself.

In 2013 he tweeted “Always get even. When you are in business, you need to get even with people who screw you.’ – Think Big.” In 2014 he tweeted this quote: “‘Revenge is sweet and not fattening.’ – Alfred Hitchcock.”

In 2011, he gave a talk with a list of things they don’t teach in business school. The first thing on his list was this:

Get even with people. If they screw you, screw them back 10 times as hard. I really believe it.

A year later in a speech, he said it again, even stronger:

One of the things you should do in terms of success: If somebody hits you, you’ve got to hit ’em back five times harder than they ever thought possible. You’ve got to get even. Get even. And the reason, the reason you do, is so important…The reason you do, you have to do it, because if they do that to you, you have to leave a telltale sign that they just can’t take advantage of you. It’s not so much for the person, which does make you feel good, to be honest with you, I’ve done it many times. But other people watch and you know they say, “Well, let’s leave Trump alone,” or “Let’s leave this one,” or “Doris, let’s leave her alone. They fight too hard.” I say it, and it’s so important. You have to, you have to hit back. You have to hit back.

There are plenty of other examples, stretching back in time. In 2012, he spoke twice about this:

The point is, one of the things I say later is…get even. When somebody screws you, you screw them back in spades. And I really mean it. I really mean it. You’ve gotta hit people hard. And it’s not so much for that person. It’s other people watch.

And for good measure, he demonstrating by attacking Rosie O’Donnell, saying “If she stopped looking in the mirror, I think she’d stop being so depressed.” He also attacked O’Donnell the second time, calling her a “pig” and a “degenerate”, and explained his first rule of business:

It’s called “Get Even.” Get even. This isn’t your typical business speech. Get even. What this is a real business speech. You know in all fairness to Wharton, I love ’em, but they teach you some stuff that’s a lot of bullshit. When you’re in business, you get even with people that screw you. And you screw them 15 times harder. And the reason is, the reason is, the reason is, not only, not only, because of the person that you’re after, but other people watch what’s happening. Other people see you or see you or see and they see how you react.

The first link above has many other examples. Donald Trump believes in revenge and he had advocated for it for decades. And notice how he always escalates. You have to hurt them far more than they hurt you.

And we’ve seen plenty of examples of this philosophy during the election. If anyone says the slightest bad thing about him, he goes on a rampage. It doesn’t matter if they are a political opponent, a fellow Republican, a member of the media. Anyone he doesn’t like.

It shouldn’t be surprising he has so few friends. And is it any wonder the women he sexually assaulted were afraid to speak out against him at the time?

At the final debate, he surprised me by not interrupting Clinton during the first 20 minutes, but as time went on he got angrier. And then he started interrupting and acting out to get vengeance against her. The need for revenge seems to be embedded in Trump’s DNA. That isn’t working for him as a presidential candidate, and would be even worse as president.

My only question is, what will he do when he loses the election?

UPDATE: Richard Branson relates the story of his first meeting with Trump, when Trump disturbingly went on and on about how he was going to spend the rest of his life destroying five people who had refused to help him after his latest bankruptcy.

Branson highlighted the real estate mogul’s “vindictive streak” as the most frightening thing about this election, warning it “could be so dangerous if he got into the White House.”

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The Hideous Truth About Hillary Clinton

The Washington Post carefully researched all the conspiracy theories about Hillary Clinton and assembled them together into a convenient timeline. Finally, you can see in one place what the alt-right believes about Clinton. After all, everyone knows that she is Satan.

It starts back in 1947, when Hillary is a robot constructed by Saul Alinsky. To know what happens after that, you’ll just have to go read the article.

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Trumpery

Today on Wordsmith.org, the word of the day is “trumpery”.

Yes, it is a real word, whose earliest document use is from 1481. But the best part is its meaning:

  1. Something showy but worthless.
  2. Nonsense or rubbish.
  3. Deceit; fraud; trickery.

They even give some examples of usage:

“The room was crowded with a chilly miscellany of knick-knacks and ornaments, gewgaws, and trumpery of every kind.”
Leo Bruce; Case for Three Detectives; Academy Chicago; 1980.

“History, made up as it is of so much trumpery, treachery, and tyranny, needs deeds of valor, of sacrifice, and of heroism if it is to be palatable.”
The Medal of Honor: A History of Service Above and Beyond; Zenith Press; 2014.

“He talks a lot, but what comes out of his mouth is pure trumpery.”
Iron Knee; Political Irony; 2016.

You can see more about this apropos word at Vocabulary.com.

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