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The Size of Government


© Lee Judge

Mike Huckabee said on Monday that abortion is the most important political issue — more important than the economy, jobs, the deficit, wars, etc.

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Late Night Political Humor

“It was Egypt’s first week without Mubarak. He finally stepped down because of that sexy picture of him on the Internet.” – Craig Ferguson

“Egyptian officials say that Hosni Mubarak is going through a ‘severe psychological condition.’ It’s called ‘getting dumped a week before Valentine’s Day.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Hosni Mubarak stepped down. You have to ask yourself if he’s really leaving or if he’s just pulling a Leno.” – David Letterman

“Unfortunately, there’s only one job available for an 82-year-old man [showing photo of Hosni & Kelly Ripa]” – Seth Meyers

“President Obama unveiled his new budget, including $1 trillion in spending cuts, which Obama called the most painful choice he’s ever made. Then he looked over at Joe Biden and said, ‘OK, 2nd most painful choice.'” – Craig Ferguson

“Dick Cheney presented Donald Rumsfeld with a Defender of the Constitution Award. And, yes, the irony was lost on both of them.” – Seth Meyers

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The Sockpuppets of Public Opinion

If the whole HBGary Federal fiasco wasn’t bad enough, there is more bad news coming out of their leaked emails.

It turns out that one of HBGary’s “products” is sophisticated software to allow public opinion to be manipulated. The software allows a small number of hired employees to impersonate a large number of fictitious citizens who then inundate social media sites.

Are you seeing widespread outrage against some political issue on Twitter, Facebook, or other social media site? That outrage can easily be manufactured and paid for, while appearing to be coming from a grassroots uprising. Have you seen a blog post that reveals something unflattering about some powerful institution, only to see a swarm of commenters show up making ad hominem attacks and unsubstantiated accusations against the blogger?

As the HBGary Federal CEO puts it:

To build this capability we will create a set of personas on twitter, blogs, forums, buzz, and myspace under created names that fit the profile ( satellitejockey, hack3rman, etc. ). These accounts are maintained and updated automatically through RSS feeds, retweets, and linking together social media commenting between platforms. With a pool of these accounts to choose from, once you have a real name persona you create a Facebook and LinkedIn account using the given name, lock those accounts down and link these accounts to a selected # of previously created social media accounts, automatically pre-aging the real accounts.

The software creates a large number of “personas” who appear to be real people but are really sockpuppets.

This is a well-known propaganda technique called “Bandwagon” that takes advantage of people’s strong need to go along with the crowd. When a politician says something like “The American People are speaking out against healthcare / illegal immigrants / etc.” they are trying to convince you that there is a consensus about some issue and that you should join that consensus.

What is really frightening is that companies like HBGary, Berinco, and Palantir — who are supposed to be computer security firms — are building sophisticated software like this whose sole purpose is to lie to you, to attack opinions their clients don’t like, and distort reality. And even more frightening is that our own government is using the same software.

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Economic Mission Accomplished


© Matt Davies

So, who is going to blink first at the 500 billion ton twin gorillas that are military spending and entitlements?

I guess the only thing that we can be sure of is if the Democrats do anything at all (which is sadly unlikely), the Republicans will attack them for it, no matter what it is.

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The Party of No Moves Into Glass Houses

Paul Ryan (R-WI), the head budget writer for the Republicans in the House, has repeatedly attacked Obama for ignoring the recommendations of the bipartisan deficit commission (Ryan was one of the people whom Obama appointed to that commission). Here’s part of a recent interview:

Ryan: President Obama, through an executive order, created his own commission to solve this plan.

Q: You were on it.

Ryan: I was on the commission. And you know what he did? He didn’t accept — he didn’t take one of the big recommendations of the commission, he basically disavowed the commission. …

Q: So, do you think the commission was worth having?

Ryan: I thought it was great worth having [sic]. I thought it advanced an adult conversation that we needed to have. But the president just took us a few steps backwards by ignoring the commissions’ findings, by ignoring its conclusions.

The only problem here is that Ryan himself voted against the recommendations of the deficit commission.

I can only presume that if Obama did accept the recommendations of the deficit commission, Ryan would attack him for that too.

And speaking of glass houses, I’m still waiting for Mitt Romney to discuss why universal health care was a good idea when he signed it into law in Massachusetts, but is a bad idea when Obama signed it into law.

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The Reagan Era is Officially Over

[reprinted from the Washington Post, by Tom Toles]

Da Doo Ron Ron

Okay, I’m calling it. On the same authority that the Wizard of Oz cited, the Universitatus Committeeatum e pluribus unum, I’m officially declaring the Reagan Era at a close. I think we can all agree on the name. Republicans never tire of naming any stationary object after Mr. Morning, and the rest of us can acknowledge that his shadow fell across the period that began with empty smiles and ended in genuine tears. The 60’s were the 60’s, and the 70’s were the 70’s. Decades with a clear character or lack of one. The 80’s were decidedly the 80’s. But the 90’s were really just more 80’s, and the 00’s were still more 80’s.

The proximate marker that caused me to bracket this period and make this declaration was this graph that appeared in The Post showing Americans’ savings rates. It shows a pretty straight-line decline from the early Reagan years until the Great W Recession. Yes, I’m naming that, too. The savings rate has now started going back up. It’s just one indicator, but representative enough to seal the deal.

What was the defining characteristic of the Reagan Era? MAKE BELIEVE. Deficits described as Discipline. Recklessness dressed up as Rectitude. Ideology substituting for Information. Optimism as a cover for Opportunism. It seemed too good to be true, and it was. What comes next? Don’t ask me just now. I’ve done enough here for one day. –Tom Toles


© Tom Toles

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How Wall Street Screws You Over

Is Matt Taibbi the only real investigative journalist left in America? It isn’t like there isn’t plenty to investigate. In another of his brilliant but deeply disturbing articles, Taibbi shows how Wall Street bankers steal Billions of dollars, and even when caught red handed face essentially no penalties at all. At worse, they receive a joke of a fine — far less than the money they stole — which they then pay using shareholder money instead of their own.

How do they get away with this? How about because the SEC and Justice department lawyers are often former executives of the very companies they are supposed to be investigating. Or that when a government auditor tries to just investigate (not even prosecute) wrongdoing, they are summarily fired. Even when the bankers are openly bragging about their rip-offs.

This is not a partisan issue. Even Obama is deeply in bed with Wall Street — Goldman Sachs one his top private campaign contributor, his economic transition team was headed by a Citigroup executive, and an executive of JP Morgan Chase is his new chief of staff. How likely is someone to go after criminal activity at Chase when they own $7.7 million in Chase stock?

In his final paragraph, Taibbi sums up the issue that to me is of paramount importance. When the system is blatantly tilted in favor of the rich and powerful then “this whole American Dream thing recedes even further from reality”. When success is defined more by cronyism instead of good old ideas and hard work, then everyone suffers.

Unfortunately, I don’t expect the corporate-owned, profit-driven mainstream media — Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, or even Keith Olbermann — to give much attention to this story.

UPDATE: Cenk Uygur has a summary of the whole mess, including an interview with Matt Taibbi:

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Late Night Political Humor

“A Republican Congressman, Rep. Chris Lee, was caught flirting with a woman trolling for dates on Craigslist and sent her a shirtless photo of himself. He lied about his age and his marital status. He said he was 39 and divorced. He’s 46 and married, though being a Republican congressman, I’m guessing he’s really 60 and gay.” – Bill Maher

“Representative Chris Lee was forced to resign after sending a shirtless picture of himself to a woman on Craigslist. On the bright side, he did surprise his wife for Valentines Day.” –Conan O’Brien

“This is the start of New York’s Fashion Week. I just talked with N.Y. Congressman Chris Lee, and the told me shirts are totally out this season. He was married and looking for dates on Craigslist by sending shirtless photos of himself. He listed his marital status as divorced. But in fairness, he’s about to be.” – Jimmy Fallon

“I got to give it up to him. He does look really buff in that picture. In fact, after he resigned he got a call from Barney Frank begging him to stay.” – Bill Maher

“The Egyptian President is still refusing to leave. They’re calling him ‘The Leno of the Nile.'” – Craig Ferguson

“This whole revolution was started by a Facebook page. So Mubarak wasn’t so much as deposed as de-friended.” – Bill Maher

“For me the great mystery of this whole revolution was that for three weeks, these people were in this square with no bathrooms. How did they go? This will always be known in Egyptian history as the riddle of the sphincter.” – Bill Maher

“Egypt’s President Mubarak finally resigned. When they heard that a Muslim president stepped down, the Tea Party said, ‘Obama’s leaving?'” – Jay Leno

“Keith Olbermann has a new job on Al Gore’s Current TV as an investigative reporter. His job will be to find anyone that watches Current TV.” – Jay Leno

“Five years ago, Dick Cheney shot his hunting buddy. Where does the time go? That was like five heart attacks ago.” – David Letterman

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Irony of the Week

Dick Cheney presenting Donald Rumsfeld with the “Defender of the Constitution” award. Seriously.

And if that isn’t ironic enough, both Cheney and Rumsfeld were booed by conservatives during the presentation.

I’m so confused.

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Who Deserves Credit for the Egypt Uprising?

Despite Jon Stewart poking fun at us for trying to take credit for the relatively peaceful revolution in Egypt, I really do have to wonder what role the Internet played in all this. Is free exchange of information making it more difficult for dictators to control their populations? I hope so.

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Security Experts in Glass Houses

Here’s an interesting twist to the story about HBGary Federal, the computer security firm whose computers were hacked into recently. The larger story involves WikiLeaks, Paypal, Amazon, Bank of America and others — you can read more about it here.

The twist is that the techniques that were used to hack into HBGary Federal were run-of-the-mill hacking techniques using well-known exploits and techniques. This is ironic, because HBGary Federal is a computer security firm, and one of the most well known in the business. They work with the NSA and Interpol. They offer products and services to stop exactly the kind of attacks to which their own site was vulnerable.

Initial entrance to their site was through an SQL injection attack, something that was done to this blog site a while ago and which I’ve subsequently protected against. But HBGary’s website was vulnerable to this kind of attack. They also didn’t secure their passwords properly, so their passwords were insecure. Their top corporate officers used passwords that were too short and easy to crack. And the same passwords that were used on their insecure website were also used on their other computers, so once the hackers broke into their web server, they could access any machine they wanted. The hackers also took advantage of a server operating system security flaw that allowed them to gain superuser privileges — even though that flaw was well known and had been fixed last year, but HBGary Federal had not bothered to install the patch yet.

It is awfully embarrassing when one of the top computer security firms has their systems broken into, but even worse when it is revealed that it didn’t even take that much work or sophistication to break into them. Techniques available to any kid with an internet connection worked just fine. HBGary knew all about this kind of problem, but didn’t protect themselves.

The moral of this story has good news and bad news. The good news is that it would not have been that hard for HBGary Federal to have protected themselves from this attack if they had followed their own advice. This gives hope to the rest of us who want to make our systems more secure. The bad news is that they didn’t follow their own advice.

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Breakthrough


© Tom Toles

Bipartisanship returns to Washington?

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Scandalous NY

A report released yesterday by a government watchdog group says that politicians in New York are more likely to leave office because of ethical or criminal misconduct than by losing an election. In fact, in the last six years, the number of government officials who left office due to scandal tripled over the previous six years.

The most common reasons for politicians in NY leaving office are retirement or taking a job in the private sector, but even so, as the research manager for the report put it “One would think in a democracy, electoral defeat would be the major reason for a change in representation in the legislature.”

In response, the NY legislature is considering ethics legislation. Doh!

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The Glenn Beck Conspiracy Theory Generator

Daniel Kurtzman has a hilarious Glenn Beck Conspiracy Theory Generator over at his About.com political humor site. A lovely way to give yourself a giggle or two. Who needs the real Glenn Beck when a computer program can make just as much sense?

Here’s just one example, but there are plenty more where this came from:

UPDATE: Someone put up a site that throws quotes at you, some from the Glenn Beck Conspiracy Theory Generator, and some from the real Glenn Beck. See if you can tell the difference!

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Bitter Irany


© John Sherffius

Just a few days after the Iran government praised the protesters in Egypt, they got their own protests, which they promptly tried to suppress.

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