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Stillborn Justice

Around 38 US states have adopted “fetal homicide” laws that were intended to protect pregnant women and their unborn children from attacks from third parties (such as abusive partners). But these laws are increasingly being used to prosecute the women themselves. For example:

  • A pregnant woman in Indiana became despondent after her boyfriend abandoned her and attempted to commit suicide by taking rat poison. She survived but her baby (at 34 weeks) was born a week later and died after four days. The mother is now charged with fetal murder and has been held for the last three months without bail.
  • In Mississippi, a girl who became pregnant at the age of 15 had a stillbirth at 36 weeks. When it was discovered that she was also a cocaine addict, she was charged with “depraved-heart murder” of her child, and if convicted faces mandatory life imprisonment.
  • A pregnant woman in Alabama was told her child likely had Down’s syndrome, and doctors suggested she terminate the pregnancy, but she declined because she is against abortion. The baby died 19 minutes after birth. But six months later she was charged with “chemical endangerment” and accused of taking drugs during the pregnancy (which she has denied).

    This case is particularly bizarre since it would not have been illegal for her to have an abortion, but it is illegal for her to do something that accidentally ends the pregnancy.

Are these cases flukes? South Carolina was one of the first states to adopt a fetal homicide law, but only one case has been brought against a man who assaulted a pregnant woman under the law, and his case was eventually overturned. But around 300 woman have been arrested for actions during their own pregnancy.

Even more ironic, these laws make it a crime to be a drug addict who becomes pregnant and loses a fetus, but not illegal for the same women to have an abortion. So while these laws claim to protect unborn children, they actually encourage abortions.

Not to mention that they are criminalizing pregnant women who lose their babies.

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How History Will View Us?


© Tom Tomorrow

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Gay and Carefree

After New York became the latest — and most populous — state to legalize gay marriage, there were jubilant celebrations with parades, parties, and general taking of the name “gay” seriously. But has anyone noticed that the reaction from conservatives? You could be excused if you haven’t.

For example, David Frum (a former speechwriter for Dubya) was a strong opponent of gay marriage and even debated Andrew Sullivan about it 14 years ago. But a few days ago he published an opinion piece on CNN with the headline “I was wrong about same-sex marriage“. Frum says:

I find myself strangely untroubled by New York state’s vote to authorize same-sex marriage … I don’t think I’m alone in my reaction either. Most conservatives have reacted with calm — if not outright approval — to New York’s dramatic decision.

Approval? Wow!

Of course, there are always a few wing-nuts, but cries that New York will befall the same fate as Sodom are few and far between, and are mostly coming from places like the National Organization for Marriage. No big surprise there.

Ironically, the biggest silence has come from those perpetual panderers to social conservatives, the current crop of GOP presidential candidates. For example, why haven’t we seen any nasty comments from Bachmann, who not so long ago was loudly endorsing a federal constitutional amendment to outlaw same-sex marriage? But when asked about the New York law last week by Fox News host Chris Wallace, she calmly stated “under the 10th Amendment, the states have the right to set the laws that they want to set.” Even Wallace replied that he was “confused” by her position.

Is rampant gay-bashing no longer going to be a staple of right-wing rhetoric? If so, this is change I can believe in.

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Racial Stereotype

We have all heard about scholarship programs for minority or underprivileged students, so why does this story from Texas make us feel uncomfortable?

After all, technically whites are a minority in Texas.

Transcript:

Brendan Baird is studying to become a physician’s assistant; a $500 academic scholarship will help pay the way. He had to demonstrate things like a high GPA, community service, and financial need. But what sealed the deal is the fact that that he’s a white man.

Says Baird, “If anyone wants to say it’s an issue of color, it’s the color of green. And we all need it.”

The award was presented by a nonprofit called the Former Majority Association for Equality. Its president, Colby Bohannon, says he’s been called a racist, akin to the KKK.

Says Bohannon, “We’re not racists. We have no agenda for bigotry. We’re not trying to take away anything from any other group. We’re just trying to help poor, Caucasian males afford college.”

The group’s vice-president [Marcus Carter] is black. There are also two women, and an Hispanic man on the board. Says Carter, “Right now everybody else has their own specific scholarship — for minorities, left-handed people, people who like the color green, or people who like Star Wars. I don’t feel that animosity toward helping this group, in with everyone else.”

But is a white-male scholarship necessary? Skeptics say while there are funding programs geared toward specific races or genders, many others are need-based and color-blind. One of the state’s biggest, the Texas Grant Program, has no gender nor race factor, and it’s geared toward low-income students. Over the past decade, the program has spent about $2 billion on 310,000 students.

Bohannan, meanwhile, says he plans to expand his scholarship program to $25,000 for another 5,000 while males who may need them.

What makes this story even more ironic are some of the comments on MyFox.

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Conservatives have nothing to fear but fear itself

Scientists have been trying to figure out the psychological differences between liberals and conservatives, and a new study adds an interesting theory.

Earlier work by Jonathan Haidt showed that almost everyone in the world, regardless of culture, has five moral instincts: fairness, not harming others, group loyalty, respect for authority, and purity. But liberals emphasize the first two, showing much more concern for fairness and whether anyone is being hurt. This raises the question of where this difference comes from.

That’s where the new study comes in, which found that of the five moral instincts only the first two are innate, and the remaining three are driven by feeling threatened or fearful. When we are threatened, we are more likely to stick with our immediate group, follow authority, or distrust the impure.

The new theory ties in with numerous experiments that find that conservatives are more sensitive to threats and fear and less open to new experiences.

This might explain why political talk radio is popular with conservatives, but progressive talk radio has had more problems finding a large audience. Conservative talk radio often plays to fears and helps foster a sense of group membership. Or why conservative politicians are more willing to vote in lockstep with conservative talking points, while liberals are more willing to openly attack their fellow liberals. Or why Fox News engages in so much fear mongering.

UPDATE: Jonathan Haidt’s excellent TED talk on the moral roots of liberals and conservatives:

You can also take Heidt’s survey and learn about your own morality, ethics, and/or values.

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Late Night Political Humor

“Michele Bachmann is kind of like Sarah Palin but without the charisma — or marksmanship. You know, maybe we should stop telling kids that anyone can grow up to be president of the United States.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Bachmann didn’t know John Wayne Gacy was from her hometown of Waterloo, Iowa. The town is about the size of the Wayans family.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“The next-most famous person from that town is the guy that grew the biggest pumpkin at the town fair.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“She announced her candidacy from Waterloo — a name synonymous with victory.” – Stephen Colbert

“Chris Wallace at Fox News asked Michele Bachmann if she is a flake. I think that’s an insult to the fine folks at Kellogg’s.” – David Letterman

“Sarah Palin says she should be ready to make a decision on running for president by December 2012.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Sarah and Bristol Palin made an appearance at a book store. Apparently, it was ‘Bring Your Daughter to a Place You Never Go Day.'” – Conan O’Brien

“Newt Gingrich is entering the hotdog-eating contest at Coney Island. He hopes to win because he needs the money to pay his Tiffany’s bill.” – David Letterman

“Anthony Weiner is reportedly involved in choosing his successor. The first question he asked his potential replacements is, ‘What’s the difference between ‘reply’ and ‘reply all?” – Conan O’Brien

“Rod Blagojevich was charged with corruption — and unlawful imprisonment of a badger. Have you seen his hair?” – David Letterman

“Blagojevich said he was stunned by the verdict. Apparently, he wasn’t paying attention during the trial.” – David Letterman

“It is no secret that our economy is in the dumpster, because our economy knows the dumpster is where you can sometimes find old muffins.” – Stephen Colbert

“A senior al-Qaida leader was arrested in Afghanistan and he was disguised as a woman. Police became suspicious after he was seen stoning himself.” – Conan O’Brien

“[Texas is] cancelling fireworks because it might lead to fire. That’s like cancelling a carnival because it might lead to being abducted by carnies.” – Stephen Colbert

“The Pope is now on Twitter. The church is really trying to connect with young people — in a way that doesn’t involve hush money.” – David Letterman

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We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Ethics!


© Ruben Bolling

It is ironic that because the Supreme Court is the court of last resort on everything, they are the final deciders in cases involving their own ethics. And yes, Scalia’s son really does work as an employment lawyer for Wal-Mart, and Clarence Thomas really did take money (and fail to report much of it) from people involved in cases he later judged. You can’t make stuff like this up.

UPDATE: Speaking of stuff you can’t make up … read this about Clarence Thomas and you will never ever again vote for a conservative Republican for president, just to make sure that more people like this don’t get appointed to the Supreme Court. All of the following are from solo dissenting opinions issued for the Supreme Court (where none of the other justices agree with Thomas, not even his fellow conservatives): that states have the right to establish an official religion; prisoners have no constitutional right to be protected from beatings by guards; teenagers and students have no free-speech rights at all; a school official strip searching a 13-year-old girl to look for two extra-strength ibuprofen (Advil) pills was “reasonable and justified”; and that the Bush administration has the right to hold an American citizen without charges or trial as an “enemy combatant”.

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What Would Reagan Do?

If Reagan were in charge now (and still alive), he would raise taxes, which is exactly what he did when he was president. As Politico points out, Obama’s proposed increases in revenues are smaller than the ones that Reagan proposed, and Republicans approved, in order to decrease deficits.

And contrary to what the reality-challenged Republicans say, most Americans are in favor of raising at least some taxes.

UPDATE: Ezra Klein points out that Republicans are not only rejecting what Reagan would have done, but they are rejecting their own deficit reduction proposal from March 2011. The GOP plan for reducing the deficit included around $400 billion in revenue increases. But when the Obama administration agreed to that, the Republicans suddenly changed their tune and insisted that there be absolutely no revenue increases. It sure looks like they are just jerking us around and have absolutely no interest in fixing the deficit.

And this isn’t the first time they have blocked what used to be their own proposals, just to jerk us around. Nor the second time, or third, or fourth.

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Late Night Political Humor

“Michele Bachmann said her hometown of Waterloo, Iowa, is the birthplace of John Wayne, when it is actually the birthplace of serial killer John Wayne Gacy. She then said her favorite sitcom from the 80s is ‘Charles Manson in Charge.'” – Conan O’Brien

“New York Gov. Cuomo legalized gay marriage. I think it’s great for everybody — especially divorce lawyers.” – David Letterman

‎”Finally, New York state’s gay and lesbian community are free from the burden that was having to set foot in Connecticut in order to get married.” – Jon Stewart

“Newt Gingrich says he does not support gay marriage. He says marriage is a sacred sacrament that should only be between a man and his first, second, and third wives.” – Conan O’Brien

“Rod Blagojevich was found guilty of trying to sell President Obama’s Senate seat. As the verdict was read, Blagojevich’s face remained expressionless while his hair remained ridiculous.” – Conan O’Brien

“Rod Blagojevich was convicted of extortion, wire fraud, bribery, and criminal abuse of styling mousse.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Some of the counts Blagojevich was convicted of carry 10- to 20-year sentences, so he could be facing up to 300 years in prison. That’s a long time, even for a leprechaun.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“During the trial, Blagojevich got himself in trouble for texting photos of his hair.” – David Letterman

“Anthony Weiner was photographed this weekend dining with his wife and texting from his cell phone. Maybe he should put the phone away for a few years.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Anthony Weiner is back in the private sector now. When he was a congressman from New York, I think it was his private sector that got him in trouble.” – David Letterman

“Whitey Bulger’s brother was a politician. So one brother was operating in a world with no morals, dealing with the lowest of the low, and the other one was a mobster.” – Craig Ferguson

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Bipartisan Agreement


© Wolf Grulkey

The Republicans think that the worse the economy, the better they will do in the next election. After all, it worked in the 2010 election. How long before we wise up?

Nineteen different polls since the start of 2011 show that Americans support raising taxes to reduce the deficit, often by a large margin. And yet Republicans say that raising taxes is absolutely unacceptable and completely off the table.

And Ezra Klein points out that we don’t actually have a deficit problem, we have a Congress problem. If Congress does absolutely nothing, then the deficit actually goes away!

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WikiLeaks Spoofs MasterCard

Serious and deliciously funny, all at the same time:

UPDATE: WikiLeaks is planning on suing MasterCard and Visa.

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Double Down on Crazy

Stephen Colbert advises Michele Bachmann to never apologize for her gaffes, but to double down:

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Late Night Political Humor

“Sarah Palin is denying reports that her bus tour is canceled, and says it will resume ‘when the time comes’. So there you go, everyone — it’s not canceled, she just stopped doing it and has no specific plans to start again.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Sarah Palin said she did not quit her bus tour. She just had to go home early for jury duty. How can you be President if you’re not even smart enough to get out of jury duty?” – Jay Leno

“Speaking of Sarah Palin, this week, Palin tweeted that her daughter Bristol’s new memoir is quote ‘shocking, refreshing, honest, inspiring, and perfect.’ Of course, she said the same thing about the movie ‘Cars 2’.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Yesterday Sarah Palin said that she read Bristol Palin’s new book and she found it ‘shocking.’ When asked what was shocking, Palin said ‘the fact I read a book.'” – Conan O’Brien

“Cameron Diaz opens this weekend as the ‘Bad Teacher.’ She’s so bad she tells the kids a completely incorrect version of the Paul Revere story.” – David Letterman

“New Rule: Stop asking Miss USA contestants if they believe in evolution. It’s not their field. It’s like asking Stephen Hawking if he believes in hair scrunchies. Here’s what they know about: spray tans, fake boobs and baton twirling. Here’s what they don’t know about: everything else. If I cared about the uninformed opinions of some ditsy beauty queen, I’d join the Tea Party.” – Bill Maher

“Newt Gingrich’s campaign staff quit last week. Then his finance staff. He was going to quit the race, but his speechwriter quit too.” – Jay Leno

“A little information for the folks watching at home: Our entire studio audience tonight is all people who used to work for Newt Gingrich.” – Jay Leno

“Newt Gingrich said Republicans shouldn’t be afraid to go into black neighborhoods and tell them Obama failed them. To which every Republican replied ‘You first.'” – Bill Maher

“President Obama was in New York today. There was an awkward moment in Times Square when he saw the Naked Cowboy and said, ‘Please tell me you’re not a Democratic Congressman.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Justin Bieber and President Obama both in New York tonight. Traffic gridlock with the most powerful man in the world and right down the street President Obama.” – Jimmy Fallon

“In New York City today, no one was able to move as both President Obama and Justin Bieber visited. Obama was there to raise money for his presidential campaign; Bieber was launching his new fragrance. This would be a great setup for a Freaky Friday body switch.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Today President Obama has released 30 million barrels of oil from the strategic petroleum reserve. He said it was in response to what he called a real emergency: his poll numbers.” – Jay Leno

“President Obama announced the beginning of withdrawal of troops from Afghanistan. He said last night, ‘We can’t stay there indefinitely.’ You think our troops in Korea are going, ‘HELLO, we’ve been here for 60 years.'” – Jay Leno

“Al Gore publicly attacks President Obama for taking no bold action on global warming and not fighting hard enough to pass new legislation in Congress. Then the girl behind the counter said, ‘Sir, can you please just pay for your ice cream and go?'” – Jay Leno

“Days are longer in the summer, especially in the Weiner house.” – David Letterman

“The Supreme Court ruled makers of generic drugs can’t be sued for incorrect labeling. All they have to say is, ‘These pills will do something to your cholesterol or penis.'” – Conan O’Brien

“According to reports, poor financial decisions with a Chicago brokerage firm cost Al-Qaida over $20 million in investments. Why are we risking the lives of our Navy SEALs? Send in Bernie Madoff. He will take care of these people. In five minutes they will be broke.” – Jay Leno

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Colbert Super PAC Lives!

The Federal Election Commission today voted 5 to 1 to approve Stephen Colbert’s “Super PAC”. Yes, this will allow Colbert to raise unlimited amounts of money in virtual secrecy to influence the 2012 elections. But don’t worry, former Bush strategist Karl Rove and former Obama aide Bill Burton are already doing the same thing.

It would be hilarious if it weren’t for the fact that things like SuperPACs are just one more nail in the coffin of democracy, brought on by the Supreme Court ruling that corporations are people and money is speech. We may not have enough money to run our government, but we have plenty of money to run the most expensive elections on earth. As Colbert himself put it, PAC really stands for “Plastic And/or Cash”.

UPDATE: Colbert’s hilarious victory speech:

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Sympathy for the Devil


© Jim Morin

Is it just me, or does anyone else feel that Blago didn’t do anything that most politicians do all the time, he was just a bit more blatant about it. It seems his real transgression was that he didn’t hide the fact that he was just a money grubber for reelection funds and a jockey for political power.

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