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Entitled To Vote?


© Jen Sorensen

I wonder who first started calling them entitlements? Is this another example of Republican framing?

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The Voodoo Economists

Steven Pearlstein has an great column on the self-contradictory economic claims of the current crop of GOP presidential candidates.

Here’s two examples:

Theirs is a magical world in which the gulf oil spill and the Japanese nuclear disaster never happened and there was never a problem with smog, polluted rivers or contaminated hamburger. It is a world where Enron and Worldcom did not collapse and shoddy underwriting by bankers did not bring the financial system to the brink of a meltdown. It is a world where the unemployed can always find a job if they really want one and businesses never, ever ship jobs overseas.

As politicians who are always quick to point out that it is only the private sector that creates economic growth, I found it rather comical to watch the governors at last week’s debate duke it out over who “created” the most jobs while in office. I know it must have just been an oversight, but I couldn’t help noticing that neither Mitt Romney nor Perry thought to exclude the thousands of government jobs included in their calculations — the kinds of jobs they and their fellow Republicans now view as economically illegitimate.

They reject as thoroughly discredited all of Keynesian economics, including the efficacy of fiscal stimulus, preferring the budget-balancing economic policies that turned the 1929 stock market crash into the Great Depression.

Pearlstein also points out that the platform of the Republican party seems to be taking the “Party of No” to new extremes. They don’t just oppose any new programs, but they want to repeal many of the political advancements of the last 100 years — starting with health care reform and the new financial regulations, the Clean Air Act, the Clean Water Act, the Environmental Protection Agency, Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, the Federal Reserve, the 16th and 17th amendments to the Constitution (federal income tax and the direct election of senators). They also want to go back to the gold standard and repeal the theory of evolution. As Pearlstein puts it “What’s next — repeal of quantum physics?”

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Late Night Political Humor

“The NFL season kicks off Thursday night right here on NBC, right after the season finale of President Obama.” – Jay Leno

“Obama will give a speech on job growth. I don’t think it will be a big speech.” – Jay Leno

“One of President Obama’s speech writers quit his job to pursue his dream of writing comedy. So now, he’s a speech writer for Michele Bachmann.” – Conan O’Brien

“Mitt Romney revealed a 59-point job plan at a big auto dealership. That shows you how smart Romney is. He knows that a politician only looks honest when he’s standing next to a car salesman.” – Jay Leno

“The fact that you’re out of money makes you relatable to so many Americans right now.” – Stephen Colbert (to Tim Pawlenty)

“According to a report, the Post Office could go out of business this winter. On the bright side, the Post Office won’t receive the report in the mail for another two years.” – Conan O’Brien

“According to the latest poll, a record 73 percent of Americans think the country is headed in the wrong direction. But the good news: Gas is so expensive that we’ll never get there.” – Jay Leno

“Labor Day is when Americans take three days off from looking for work.” – David Letterman

“The Los Angeles Dodgers may be bought by Chinese investors. Finally, something China is not going to win at.” – Conan O’Brien

“In a new interview, Joe Biden says the one thing he hates about his job is not getting to drive his 1967 Corvette. Yeah, Biden’s Corvette is pretty sweet – cherry red finish, shiny chrome rims, fully-charged remote control.” – Jimmy Fallon

“George W. Bush’s niece was married over the weekend. The wedding was rodeo-themed, just like Bush’s presidency.” – David Letterman

“A town in Arizona wants to have its own version of Spain’s running of the bulls. Right. If there’s one thing Arizona is missing it’s thousands of Spanish-speaking people running for their lives.” – Jimmy Fallon

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The Merger of Entertainment and History


© Ruben Bolling

Because every story now gets a happy ending.

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Here Come the 9/11 Tribute Videos

So far, presidential candidate Herman Cain is the winner of the “most crass use of 9/11 for political gain award” for this bizarre tribute video:

Former Republican congressman and now cable morning show host Joe Scarborough can at least sing in his tribute video:

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Ten Years After


© Matt Bors

UPDATE: From Paul Krugman:

Is it just me, or are the 9/11 commemorations oddly subdued?

Actually, I don’t think it’s me, and it’s not really that odd.

What happened after 9/11 — and I think even people on the right know this, whether they admit it or not — was deeply shameful. Te atrocity should have been a unifying event, but instead it became a wedge issue. Fake heroes like Bernie Kerik, Rudy Giuliani, and, yes, George W. Bush raced to cash in on the horror. And then the attack was used to justify an unrelated war the neocons wanted to fight, for all the wrong reasons.

A lot of other people behaved badly. How many of our professional pundits — people who should have understood very well what was happening — took the easy way out, turning a blind eye to the corruption and lending their support to the hijacking of the atrocity?

The memory of 9/11 has been irrevocably poisoned; it has become an occasion for shame. And in its heart, the nation knows it.

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Updating Website

I’m going to be working on the website today, so if you have any problems accessing the site, just come back tomorrow.

–iron knee

UPDATE: Well, the site was hacked pretty badly, but I managed to reconstruct it. I’m going to be looking for a new (more secure) place to host this blog.

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The Profit Motive

Ever get the feeling that you’re being had by all the “law and order” politicians who keep screaming that we have to get tough on criminals (cough, Rick Perry, Ric Scott, JD Alexander)? Even though the US incarcerates more people than any other country on earth.

Well, you are being had, and the con is simple. Prisons, which are increasingly run by private corporations, are big business. The more people we send to jail, the more money those corporations make (with your tax dollars), and the more money they donate to the law and order politicians. Simple.

To give you an idea of how bad this has gotten, a judge in Pennsylvania was recently convicted and sentenced to 28 years in prison for taking $1 million in bribes from the builder of juvenile detention centers in exchange for sending thousands of kids (as young as ten years old and guilty only of petty mischief) to the detention centers. As part of this “kids for cash” scandal, 4,000 juvenile convictions were tossed out by the Pennsylvania Supreme Court.

But you also have to wonder why we are privatizing our prisons at all. Politicians (who are often getting hefty campaign donations from the private prison companies) tell us that it saves money. Well, that’s a bald-faced lie as well.

In Florida, Sheriff Michael Page decided that the county should take over the local jail, which has been run by Corrections Corporation of America for 22 years. At the time the jail was “de-privatized” the county projected that it would save $200,000, but it turned out much better than they expected and saved the taxpayers more than a million dollars this year alone.

Corporations were designed to make money, and they are very good at that. But when you mix profit and public interest, the money they make can end up coming out of your pocket, and ruining the lives of even young children. It makes me sick.

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Thinking Wrong?

Jon Stewart explains who won the Republican debate. And why the pundits don’t get it.

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Late Night Political Humor

“For most Americans, Labor Day means a 3-day weekend, but for 9.1 percent of Americans, it’s been a 12-month weekend.” – Jay Leno

“After Labor Day, you’re supposed to put away your white clothes. I hope someone tells Moammar Gadhafi it would be bad to wave the white flag today.” – Craig Ferguson

“New statistics show the U.S. economy added 0 jobs in August. The White House cautioned Americans not to read too much into those numbers. What numbers?” – Jay Leno

“I read that a man from Illinois discovered $150,000 in his garden. Did you hear that, President Obama? A man from Illinois actually grew the economy.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Some jobs are growing: health care, solar technology and translating for our soon-to-be Chinese overlords.” – Craig Ferguson

“Apparently, Mitt Romney is planning to build a huge addition onto his beach house in California. And here’s the cool part: They’re using the same wood that they used to build Mitt Romney.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Our guests on the show are Dick Cheney and Carrot Top. That’s what happens when you let Match.com pick the guests.” – Jay Leno

“A woman in Alaska punched a bear in the face after it threatened her dog. Or as Sarah Palin put it, ‘Teach me, sensei.'” – Jimmy Fallon

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Republican Response to Libya


© Lalo Alcaraz

Of course there are bad things to say about Libya, but compared to Iraq?

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Out of the Mouths of Children

Quote from a reader of Andrew Sullivan after the Republican debate:

Listening to GOP Presidential candidates talk about science is like listening to children talk about sex: They know it exists, they have strong opinions about what it might mean, but they don’t have a clue what it’s actually about.

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Sysadmin?

Some of you might have noticed that Political Irony has been slow lately, and even been unavailable on and off. Yesterday I found some exploit code that had been hacked into the site and removed it, but it still isn’t behaving well. It has been almost a year since I rebuilt the site from scratch, so it is probably time to do that, but before I do that I have two questions:

I’m currently running Political Irony on a shared hosting service. This blog is really too big for that kind of hosting, but I’ve been reluctant to spend more since I don’t make any money on this site (and don’t really want to). Does anyone know of a hosting service for WordPress blogs that can deal with the traffic and is also relatively cheap? If so, please leave a comment on this post.

Alternatively, is there anyone out there who can host this site and act as sysadmin for it? I’m starting a new job on Monday, and I don’t have much time for the administration duties (updating the software and dealing with spammers and hackers), although I’m happy to keep feeding stories. If anyone is interested please contact “iron” at this domain.

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Dick Cheney, Comedian


© Matt Wuerker

My main question is whether Cheney believes the things he says in his book, or if he just doesn’t know how to tell the truth any more.

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The GOP Cult

Mike Lofgren has a detailed and compelling write-up about what’s wrong with the Republican Party and our political system in general. And he should know, he used to be a GOP operative and a congressional staffer.

If you ever wanted to read a clear description of what happened to the Republican party, this is it. Here are a few short excerpts:

It should have been evident to clear-eyed observers that the Republican Party is becoming less and less like a traditional political party in a representative democracy and becoming more like an apocalyptic cult.

A couple of years ago, a Republican committee staff director told me candidly (and proudly) what the method was to all this obstruction and disruption. Should Republicans succeed in obstructing the Senate from doing its job, it would further lower Congress’s generic favorability rating among the American people. By sabotaging the reputation of an institution of government, the party that is programmatically against government would come out the relative winner.

A deeply cynical tactic, to be sure, but a psychologically insightful one that plays on the weaknesses both of the voting public and the news media. There are tens of millions of low-information voters who hardly know which party controls which branch of government, let alone which party is pursuing a particular legislative tactic. These voters’ confusion over who did what allows them to form the conclusion that “they are all crooks,” and that “government is no good,” further leading them to think, “a plague on both your houses” and “the parties are like two kids in a school yard.” This ill-informed public cynicism, in its turn, further intensifies the long-term decline in public trust in government that has been taking place since the early 1960s – a distrust that has been stoked by Republican rhetoric at every turn (“Government is the problem,” declared Ronald Reagan in 1980).

The Republican Party of 2011 believes in three principal tenets:
1. The GOP cares solely and exclusively about its rich contributors.
2. They worship at the altar of Mars.
3. Give me that old time religion.

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