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This week, Doonesbury is featuring a series of strips dealing with the controversial laws that require women to go though a gauntlet of unnecessary requirements before receiving an abortion. Many newspapers have declined to run these strips, while some have moved them from the comics page to the editorial page.

If your local paper isn’t carrying them, and you are curious, Doonesbury has them online. (Or if that link stops working, I’ve saved a copy here.)

They are actually pretty good. Here’s the first one of the series:


© Garry Trudeau

UPDATE: What if other comic strips dealt with the same issue?

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What Moral Decline?

Are you getting tired of all the wringing of hands and gnashing of teeth from the religious right about the moral decline of America? Rick Santorum claims that “Satan has his sights on the United States of America”. Newt Gingrich says “A country that has been now since 1963 relentlessly in the courts driving God out of public life shouldn’t be surprised at all the problems we have.” Even Mitt Romney blames our moral decay on Obama’s “secular agenda”. But whether they blame it on Obama, abortion, or gays, they all agree that our country is in deep moral doodoo.

Or is it?

According to a report in The Economist, America is actually doing pretty good from a moral standpoint.

Violent crime, homicides, and property crime are way down (the murder rate has been cut in half since 1991). How about a hot button issues for the religious right, like abortion? Well, abortion has declined since the last turn of the century. The divorce rate is the lowest it has been since the early 70s. Teenage pregnancy is way down. Even infidelity is down.

Both negative and positive indicators are doing well. Except for a decline during the recession, charitable giving is up. The high school graduation rate is the highest it has been in more than two decades.

If you need to find an indicator of moral decay, interestingly you need to look at things like religious affiliation, which has decreased significantly. The number of people attending church regularly has also declined. Is it a coincidence that these measures are going the opposite direction of other indicators of morality?

I do have to admit that the number of out-of-wedlock births has increased dramatically in America. After all, Rick Santorum points this out frequently during his campaign speeches. And he is also correct when he says that children of unwed mothers in America tend to have more problems (with health, school, and income).

There’s just one problem with that statistic — out-of-wedlock births are increasing in most of the developed world. For example, over 50% of babies born in Iceland and Sweden are born to unwed mothers. But in those countries — which have strong social support systems — children born to unwed mothers do just as well as children born into a traditional nuclear family. So the problem might be something else about the US, not just being born out of wedlock.

So the only measures that show moral decline are out-of-wedlock motherhood, church attendance and religious affiliation. (Well plus the fact that we elected a Muslim, foreign-born black man as president.) On the other hand, things like crime, divorce, abortion, teen pregnancy, and infidelity are down, while charitable giving and graduation rates are up.

Far be it from me to expect the religious right to hold a belief that is based on facts, or even on reality. But if they want to blame the morality of our nation on Obama, then it is only fair that they give him credit for all the good things too.

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In Their Own Words

It constantly surprises me how Republican’s don’t seem to understand that in the age of YouTube and the Internet, you can’t say crazy things, lie and flip-flop willy nilly, and expect that people will forget.

For example, tonight on CNN, Romney spokesperson Eric Fehrnstrom said “I don’t think anybody expected Mitt to win Alabama or Mississippi.” But just yesterday, Mitt Romney himself said “We are going to win tomorrow.”

But even worse is how words spoken during the heat of the Republican primary can come back to bite them on the ass. And the Democrats will be happy to to remind people. Consider these two short videos:

UPDATE: Here’s a 16 second sound bite that will definitely come back to bite Romney.

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Very Outraged


© Tom Tomorrow

Yes, I understand that Obama is probably mainly doing this because he is already being attacked as weak on defense (I guess because he hasn’t started any stupid wars). But I still don’t like it.

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Limbaugh’s Nemesis

What’s the worst thing that has happened to Rush Limbaugh? The Sandra Fluke controversy? Claiming that Obama’s election was encouraging black kids to beat up whites on schoolbuses? Getting caught with illegal drugs? The fact that the median age of his audience has probably exceeded the US life expectancy? Or that he has fewer female listeners than any almost any other program on radio?

None of the above. The worst thing to happen to Limbaugh is likely to be Mike Huckabee.

Sure, Rush has had problems in the past, but before now his advertisers have had nowhere else to go for a national radio audience. But the new Huckabee Huckabee show is launching on 100 stations in the very same time slot as Limbaugh. And it promises “more conversation; less confrontation”. Will Limbaugh lose audience share to the less obnoxious Huckabee?

Eventually. By attrition if nothing else.

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Appalling Polling

Public Policy Polling released the results of their Republican Primary polls in Alabama and Mississippi today, but the most interesting result are the last few questions:

In Alabama, only 14% think Obama is a Christian, while 45% think he is Muslim, and 41% are not sure. It is worse in Mississippi, where only 12% think Obama is a Christian, while a majority, 52% think he is Muslim and 36% are not sure.

In Alabama, 60% do not believe in evolution, 14% are not sure, while only 26% do believe in it. In Mississippi, 66% do not believe in evolution, 11% are not sure, and only 22% do believe in it.

67% of people in Alabama think that Alabama’s tough new immigration law has been a good thing, and 53% have a favorable opinion of Rush Limbaugh. In Mississippi, 51% have a favorable opinion of Limbaugh.

Interestingly, in Alabama 67% think that interracial marriage should be legal. Only 21% think it should be illegal and 12% are not sure. In Mississippi, 54% think interracial marriage should be legal, while 29% say it should be illegal and 17% are not sure.

I’m not sure if there is anything I can add to that.

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Balance


© Jim Morin

After the “more conservative than thou” primary season, will the Republican party be able to right itself to appeal to mainstream voters and independents?

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Late Night Political Humor

“Last night was Super Tuesday – a 10-state GOP Primary orgy. A big, sweaty pile of lever-yankin’ Republican voters. And like most orgies, it involves a bunch of middle aged guys who are not appealing to women.” – Stephen Colbert

“Mitt Romney just barely won the Republican primary in Ohio by 1%. … Then Romney made the mistake of saying, ‘Ladies and gentlemen, tonight is a victory for the 1%!'” – Conan O’Brien

“Mitt Romney’s wife said she doesn’t even consider herself wealthy. Then she said, ‘If you don’t believe me, just ask my chauffeur.’” – Craig Ferguson

“According to exit polls, Mitt Romney is struggling with voters who call themselves very conservative. However, Mitt is doing great with voters who describe themselves as being ‘totally freaked out by Rick Santorum.’” – Conan O’Brien

“Rick Santorum ‘slipped the knockout punch!’ ‘Knockout punch,’ by the way, is what Rush Limbaugh slips his dates.” – Stephen Colbert

“I’m excited about the new iPad. But then I’m excited about anything that is not the Republican primaries.” – Craig Ferguson

“Evidently, voters really responded to his campaign slogan: ‘Putin 2012 — Or He’ll Shoot Your Family.'” – Stephen Colbert (on the Russian election)

“Gas prices — it is $6 a gallon here. People in L.A. are furious. You can’t tell, of course, because of the Botox.” ” – Craig Ferguson

“It’s being reported that Dunkin’ Donuts restaurants in China are adding pork donuts to the menu. For God’s sake, do the Chinese have to beat us at everything?” – Conan O’Brien

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The Root of All Evil?

Many progressives assume that removing money (such as campaign donations from corporations) from politics will clean things up, but that is not necessarily so.

Consider India, where in 1967 prime minister Indira Gandhi outlawed corporate contributions to political campaigns. Unfortunately, this removed one of the few legal (and transparent) methods of financing political races. Instead, a network of corrupt patronage and favor-swapping from individual donors became established. For example, politicians started receiving massive kickbacks from defense and infrastructure contracts.

The law set public campaign contributions so low, that politicians turned to so-called “unaccounted” funds, which largely means money from criminals. In fact, many of the candidates are criminals themselves, who dole out their ill-gotten money in return for votes.

More than a third of the candidates in a recent election were facing criminal charges, including for murder, rape, kidnapping, and extortion. Many of these criminals win their elections. Of the 545 members of India’s lower house in Parliament, 162 have criminal charges against them.

Of course, India is not the US, but there is still a lesson here. I’m not sure if campaign finance reform will solve the problem, since people will always find ways to get around the law to get money. I think a better first step would be to allow unlimited donations (even from corporations), but enforce complete transparency.

All money used for political purposes, whether for political campaigns, political parties, or even just issue advocacy, should be publicly traceable to the donors. In addition, the Government Accounting Office should publish information for each bill, detailing who will benefit from the bill and how much money they have spent on political activities. It will be like race cars, which bear the stickers identifying their sponsors.

It may be impossible to eliminate money in politics, so the next best thing would be to make it transparent.

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Mixed Messages


© Jack Ohman

I guess it could be worse — they could be just making shit up to justify going to war, like we did in 2003.

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White House Involved In Sherrod Firing

USDA employee Shirley Sherrod was forced to resign after a misleadingly edited video of her was posted by Andrew Breitbart to his website, Big Government.

At the time, the White House blamed her dismissal on Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack, claiming that the White House had been informed, but not consulted about the firing. But that’s not completely true.

It turns out that emails acquired through a Freedom of Information Act request show that the White House was involved from the time the story broke, and even approved the wording of Vilsack’s public statement.

The next day, it was revealed that Sherrod’s comments were taken completely out of context. Vilsack and the president later apologized and offered to give her job back.

The emails show that the White House was afraid of the media storm that blew up around the story, driven by Fox News, (Bill O’Reilly showed the video and demanded that she resign).

So which is worse? The media falling for a misleading story, or the White House panicking?

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Late Night Political Humor

“Today is the multi-state primary known as ‘Super Tuesday.’ It’s going to be followed tomorrow by ‘Now we’re really stuck with Romney Wednesday.’” – Conan O’Brien

“With Super Tuesday coming up… there is not much time left until all conservatives are obliged to bury our feelings and find Mitt Romney attractive.” – Stephen Colbert

“It’s like the Super Bowl of politics — if the Super Bowl was one team slowly destroying itself.” – Stephen Colbert

“Ten states had their big primaries. Everyone says the big money’s on Mitt Romney. I mean literally. He’s so rich that money oozes from his pores.” – Craig Ferguson

“Mitt Romney’s been out on the campaign trail even though he’s suffering from a terrible cold. I’m not surprised he’s sick. It’s very unsanitary to keep putting your foot in your mouth like that.” – Craig Ferguson

“It didn’t help matters that Romney kept blowing his nose into $100 bills.” – Craig Ferguson

“This week in Ohio, Mitt Romney has been trying to present himself as a blue-collar candidate. … Unfortunately it doesn’t help that his opening line is ‘Hello, my fellow peasants.'” – Conan O’Brien

“Romney spent five and a half million bucks on TV advertising in the Super Tuesday states. Meanwhile, Ron Paul put a sticker on a light pole.” – Craig Ferguson

“As of tomorrow, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, and Rick Santorum all get Secret Service protection. Meanwhile, Ron Paul will get a can of mace.” – Conan O’Brien

“In several Super Tuesday states, a third of the voters still believe that President Obama was born in a foreign country. Yeah. These are the same people who think that Super Tuesday is Superman’s birthday.” – Conan O’Brien

“Good point, Rush. She’s a slut and a prostitute? That’s two jobs and she still can’t afford her own birth control? Come on.” –Stephen Colbert (on the Sandra Fluke controversy)

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Unfair and Unbalanced

Back in 2008 when gas prices spiked, Fox News said “no President has the power to increase or to lower gas prices.” And that the best way to reduce gas prices is to reduce consumption, so Americans should “get rid of those gas guzzlers, buy decent insulation for your house.”

But now, Fox News is blaming high gas prices on Obama:

I guess their idea of “balance” is that they talk out of both sides of their mouth, depending on who is president. And above all else, if anything bad happens, it is Obama’s fault.


© Lee Judge

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The Real Apology


© August J. Pollak

No matter what you think about what Rush Limbaugh said recently, what really surprises me is that anyone actually listens to anything he says. Or that there are any companies willing to sponsor him. What does the fact that so many Americans listen to him (and even believe him) say about us? Are we really that morally bankrupt?

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Endangered Species


© Brian McFadden

My only argument with this comic is the panel where he says “They’re centrists. Doing nothing is what comes naturally to them.” Our current hyper-partisan government makes a lot of noise, but I think we got a whole hell of a lot more done back when there were more moderates and centrists in both parties.

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