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Corporations are People, My Friend


© Tom Tomorrow

The ironic thing about all this is that we’ve had this fight before. The American Revolution was as much a fight against the original multinational corporations as it was against the British government. After all, one of the most famous events in the run up to the revolution was the Boston Tea Party, where colonists destroyed tea owned by the monopolistic British East India Company, which was so large it had its own army and effectively ruled India for 100 years (resulting in the Indian Rebellion of 1857).

In response to the Boston Tea Party, the British government passed the infamous Intolerable Acts (also called the Coercive Acts), which ordered the colonists to repay the East India Company for the destroyed tea. The colonists refused, and the rest is history.

And the reason the colonists destroyed the tea in the first place? It was a protest against the Tea Act, which was passed in order to save the East India Company from bankruptcy. It was the original government bailout of a company that was too big to fail!

Does this all sound too familiar? Will history repeat itself?

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The Solution and the Problem

Ronald Reagan famously said “government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem”. But I think he got it slightly wrong:

Romney seems to be making a career of complaining about things he helped cause. So I would claim that Republicans are not the solution to our problem; Republicans are the problem.

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Risk Averse Romney

A fascinating opinion piece in the Boston Globe really resonated with me. It discusses how Mitt Romney seems to be unwilling to pin himself down on any issue, and even if he sort-of does, he’s willing to change his tune depending on who is paying him to fiddle. From his response to the Supreme Court decision upholding ObamaCare, how he would bring down the deficit, or dealing with illegal immigration, we keep seeing “a familiar pattern: a ringing affirmation of some major policy difference with President Obama, followed by a lot of vagueness about what he would do instead.”

What we are seeing is “the Romney Fog Machine: a great outpouring of words intended to obscure, rather than clarify, the issue at hand. … Romney has plainly calculated that he can win without explaining what he’d do as president, and seems intent on becoming the ‘generic Republican candidate’ that pollsters include in surveys (and that often outperform real Republicans).”

But the fascinating part of the article is the assertion that this is not a campaign strategy for Romney, this is who he is and has always been — someone who refuses to take any stand or any risks at all. For example, a recent biography of Romney says that “Romney initially declined to become CEO of Bain Capital for fear that it might fail and damage his career prospects.”

He did become CEO, but his risk-averse paranoia only increased:

A few years ago, a former partner at Bain Capital with Romney explained to me that this impulse to be “paranoidly downside risk-averse” had been key to Bain’s early success. In the mid-1980s, he said, once this success was evident, the firm conducted a study to better understand what had brought it about. Two things jumped out: The failure rate of their deals was “almost zero.” And, he said, “there was no deal we did in the first years that did not have incredible downside protection — you’d have assets that, in the worst case, you could sell for 90 percent of what you paid for it.”

As some of you know, I’ve started a few companies in my life and worked as CEO of other early-stage businesses. In that capacity, I frequently interacted with sources of capital, including venture capitalists. What really surprised me when I started working with venture capitalists is that they like to tell you how they take big risks and how they are helping small companies. But what I found is that they are as a class some of the most risk-averse people I’ve ever met. And they don’t actually help small companies, they act as gatekeepers. Saying that venture capitalists are helping small companies would be like saying that health insurance companies are curing cancer.

A friend of mine used to work as a venture capitalist and still works with them, and she totally agrees. (In fact, the only point on which we disagree is that I think that venture capitalists believe they are taking risks and helping small companies. She claims that is just PR, and they don’t actually believe it.)

I started thinking about this and it helped explain some things about Romney. I remember when Obama sent in the Navy SEALS to kill Osama bin Laden, and afterwards Romney’s main complaint was that it was too risky. Clearly, he would think that. I also remember during the primary, when the only time he really campaigned in a state was when the chances of him winning were already pretty good. Other states he left to his competition, not wanting to try and fail.

Would someone like this make a good president? Even worse, since we don’t know what he really believes in, how can we tell?

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Venn Diagrams

The Romney campaign draws some Venn Diagrams, proving that they don’t understand how Venn Diagrams work:

This is how a Venn Diagram works:

Besides, everyone knows why unemployment is still high — Republicans have sabotaged the economy over and over again. They filibustered the American Jobs Act, stonewalled the stimulus, threatened a US default (and in order to keep them from forcing a default, they demanded dramatic cuts in spending, costing 323,000 jobs), and they again threatened a government shutdown in 2011. Indeed, the things they have insisted on cutting are those things that would most help the economy recover, and most of the lost jobs they are complaining about are because of spending cuts in the government.

UPDATE: Perhaps we have it all wrong — the Romney campaign didn’t mean for these to be Venn Diagrams, they are an homage to the MasterCard logo:

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Disenfranchised

Pennsylvania Secretary of the Commonwealth Carol Aichele repeatedly claimed that 99% of Pennsylvania voters had a photo ID that would allow them to vote. But now that they passed their voter ID law, Aichele’s department did a cross check of the voter registration rolls against the database of people with state ID (typically driver’s licenses). And you know what? They found that 9.2% of the voters don’t have a state ID.

That’s three-quarters of a million people. And in urban areas like Philadelphia (which tend to vote Democratic), the percentage is as high as 18%. People without driver’s licenses tend to be poor, elderly, or young. That’s more than enough to throw an election.

So it should come to no surprise to anyone when Pennsylvania state Republican leader Mike Turzai said at a Republican State Committee meeting last month “Voter ID – which is going to allow Governor Romney to win the state of Pennsylvania – done”.

But that’s not as bad as the situation in Mississippi, where in order to vote you need a photo ID from the state. But in order to get a state ID, you need a copy of your birth certificate. And, of course, in order to get your birth certificate, you need … wait for it … a photo ID from the state.

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The Republican Alternate Universe


© Ben Sargent

And this doesn’t even include the fact that the Affordable Care Act was pretty much their idea in the first place.

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Buying Justice?

You may not be able to buy justice, but you can buy a few justices. One of the things overlooked in most of the reporting about the Supreme Court’s decision on ObamaCare is that the lead plantiff (and sole source of legal funds) in the case was the National Federation for Independent Businesses (NFIB), which purports to be the “nation’s leading small business association” and “the voice of small business”.

But as they say, follow the money. Where does the NFIB get its funding? According to an analysis of their IRS filings, they received more than $10 million in funding from just ten contributions (and $8.5 million of that came from just four contributions, each more than $1 million). I don’t know many small businesses who make million dollar contributions. Indeed, although non-profits are not required to reveal their contributors, we do know from other IRS filings that NFIB received a contribution of $3.7 million from Karl Rove’s Crossroads GPS in 2010, and likely a similar amount in 2011.

Compare this to how much they received in membership dues from actual small businesses — $230. I’m not kidding.

NFIB claims to represent small businesses, but a recent poll shows that half of small business owners want ObamaCare to remain intact, either as is or with minor changes, while only a third of them want it overturned.

Even more interesting is that after small business owners hear more about the law, the number of people supporting it goes up to 56%, while the number opposing it goes down to 28%. So with additional information, twice as many small businesses support ObamaCare than oppose it.

Maybe NFIB should be spending money on educating small businesses on ObamaCare, rather than on expensive legal challenges.


© Jim Morin

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Late Night Political Humor

“I could not wait to start using my Obamacare. Today, I swallowed a fist full of birth control pills and then washed it down with poison. What do I care, it’s free!” – Bill Maher

“What was really so hard for the conservatives to swallow was that Justice John Roberts was the one that did this. Gotta give it up to Justice John Roberts, that was a very studly move he made. But boy, for the conservatives, he was their hero. This is like they threw a big surprise party for their dad and they found him in bed with a black guy.” – Bill Maher

“Whatever you think about Justice John Roberts, he is a serious jurist. His opinion ran 59 pages. Justice Ginsberg’s opinion was 61 pages. The four dissenters, their opinion was 65 pages. Clarence Thomas — 2 pages, and it was all about how nurses should have to look you in the eye during a sponge bath.” – Bill Maher

“Last night was the big annual congressional baseball game between the Democrats and Republicans, and the Democrats won 18-5. Of course the Democrats won. Did you see who the umpire was? Chief Justice John Roberts.” – Jay Leno

“The Obamacare ruling makes Roberts the first Republican to favor an insurance law with an individual mandate since, well, Mitt Romney.” – Jay Leno

“Mitt Romney came out and said, ‘It is bad policy, it is bad law, I must have been drunk when I came up with it.'” – Bill Maher

“The Republicans, for their part, have accepted the decision and said they’re going to focus on working with the president. I’m joking, of course. They threw a tantrum, shit in their pants, and flung their feces at the White House. They took it like Mel Gibson does when a script is late.” – Bill Maher

“The Tea Party is furious. They say this is a slippery slope to dental care.” – Bill Maher

“Down in Louisiana, Republican Governor Bobby Jindal said he’s just going to refuse to implement Obamacare. That’s it, ‘Fuck you all. I’m just not doing it.’ So if you need an operation in Louisiana, you’re going to have to pay for it the old-fashioned way: Stand on a balcony, flash your tits, and hope someone throws you money.” – Bill Maher

“People will now have to have health insurance. The same way every driver in California has car insurance.” – Jay Leno

“Sarah Palin said, ‘Obama lies, freedom dies.’ And then she and Todd got on their snowmobile, road across the tundra, shooting anything they want with a machine gun.’ But freedom is dead.” – Bill Maher

“They shouldn’t be so sad, the Supreme Court also had a ruling this week that was somewhat in their favor. In the Arizona immigration case they did rule that the police can consider you suspicious down there if you have significant difficulty communicating in English. Who knew George Bush was an alien.” – Bill Maher

“I secretly want Romney to win because, look, I’m a comedian. Mitt Romney is an ultra-Caucasian Mormon zillionaire who uses his dog as a hood ornament. For me not to secretly want him as President, it’s like Halliburton secretly not wanting a war.” – Bill Maher

“Now, right now, the smart money for VP is on Florida Senator Marco Rubio, who you may recognize as the brother of the bride of every wedding you’ve ever been to. But Senator Rubio has intelligence, experience, and honesty issues. Or what pundits call ‘the full Palin.'” – Bill Maher

“Now, many Republicans of course want Naugahyde beanbag chair and New Jersey Governor Chris Christie as Mitt’s second in command. And it’s hard to look at him and not think, number two.” – Bill Maher

“And then there’s Congressman Paul Ryan. On the plus side, he has piercing blue bedroom eyes. On the minus side, he’s a heartless smirking bastard, and the only people who can stand him are heartless smirking bastards. And Mitt, you already have that vote locked up.” – Bill Maher

“Of course, there’s always Tim Pawlenty. He almost makes Mitt Romney look interesting, in the way that a blank sheet of paper makes a sheet of paper with a smudge on it look interesting.” – Bill Maher

“So Mitt, if you are serious about winning, you have to think outside the box. what about, hear me out, Romney-Zimmerman 2012? It’s unorthodox, but who better than George Zimmerman to personify your campaign theme of, ‘I think the black guy’s up to no good.’ – Bill Maher

“But you know who might be the perfect Mitt Romney Vice President? Mitt Romney. That’s right, Mitt. Yourself! Now, of course, this is a controversial pick, because frankly, there are not many issues where you have seen eye to eye with you. I mean, you like you as a person, but on policy, it’s gonna be kinda hard to bridge the gap between you and your stance on health care, immigration, gun control, abortion, climate change, campaign finance, Afghanistan, gay rights, space exploration, treaty of the sea, Megan’s Law, the infield fly rule. OK, forget that one.” – Bill Maher

“But I got one more idea. Yes, it’s desperate, but Mitt, come on, you’re not the most galvanizing candidate in history. And by that, I mean, you’re the least galvanizing candidate in history. Scientists are testing your stump speech as a cure for sleep apnea. Remember that time you tried to kiss a baby, and it crawled back in the womb? … Me, Mitt. Pick me! Pick me for your VP! I know it’s out of the box, but look. We are complete opposites. Americans love that. It’ll be like a buddy movie, where you’re the uptight square, and I’m Chris Tucker. I could bring total balance to the ticket. You’re against medical marijuana, I’m high right now! You wear magic underwear, I go commando. I hate kids, you have 47 over for Thanksgiving. You’re a Mormon, I think Mormonism is a hysterical con invented by a swindler to get pussy! Me, Mitt, me! Let me help you move America forward into the past!” – Bill Maher

“The Democratic Convention is $27 million in debt. They had to cancel the kick-off event at the Charlotte Motor Speedway. A speedway is the perfect place for the Democratic Convention. You go around in circles, turn left every few seconds, and you end up right where you started. ” – Jay Leno

“This week Vice President Joe Biden spoke at a senior center in Iowa. Which explains why the seniors were like, ‘Is this Hell?'” – Jimmy Fallon

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Truth is Stranger Than Fiction


© Ruben Bolling

If the four conservative Supreme Court justices had their way, I think this would have been the largest abuse of “Judicial Activism” in the history of the world! Or at least since the Citizen’s United decision.

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Free Political Irony Games

I try to make it as easy as possible for people to post comments on this blog. Unlike practically all blogs, I don’t require people to create an account, and I allow anonymous postings. The price is that I have to constantly monitor the comments for spam, but I think it is worth it to encourage free conversation.

But for reasons I don’t understand, I’ve been seeing a ton of people signing up for accounts on the blog. Most of these accounts never post anything, and given the names that are being used, I think they are being created by spambots.

So I’m trying something new. To create an account, you have to play a (very simple) game. The game is required only when creating an account, not when posting a comment. The games take less time to play than it takes to answer the typical captcha so it is not a big deal. Besides, you still don’t have to create an account to post comments.

The games are provided by “Are You A Human” (http://areyouahuman.com/). If you want to see what the games look like you can try them on their site, or you can play them here on Political Irony. Make sure you are not logged on and click the “Register” link under “USERS”. Don’t fill anything in, but click the submit button. You can play multiple games using the redo (circular arrow) button.

If this new feature causes any problems, please let me know (you can leave a comment on this post).

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When is a Tax Not a Tax?

When it is created by Mitt Romney of course. On Monday, Romney spokesperson Eric Fehrnstrom said that Romney did not agree with the Supreme Court ruling that the individual mandate was constitutional because of the government’s right to create taxes. “The governor believes that what we put in place in Massachusetts was a penalty, and he disagrees with the court’s ruling that the mandate was a tax.” Pretty clear, no?

Romney only took two days to do a complete flip-flop, declaring Wednesday that the individual mandate is a tax. The “majority of the court said it’s a tax, and therefore it is a tax. They have spoken. There’s no way around that. You can try and say you wished they had decided a different way, but they didn’t. They concluded it was a tax. That’s what it is.” Also clear, but completely contradicting what his spokesperson said Romney believed just two days ago.

So, if the individual mandate is a tax, does that mean that Romney raised taxes in Massachusetts when he imposed an individual mandate? Is he one of those “tax and spend” socialists that conservatives love to hate?

But both of Romney’s contradictory opinions are completely missing the point. It simply doesn’t matter if the individual mandate is a tax or not. Calling it a tax is just a stupid label. The simple truth is that — barring a single payer system — the individual mandate is a very good idea.

If someone doesn’t have health insurance and gets sick or has an accident, they are typically going to end up at an emergency room. Emergency rooms are very expensive ways to treat people, but they are the only option for someone who doesn’t have insurance because they must treat you even if you can’t pay. But if you can’t pay, who pays for it?

We all do, of course. We pay for it in higher insurance rates and in increased taxes. So the individual mandate just says that if you choose to not have health insurance, they you have to pay a penalty to the IRS to cover the fact that you are likely to cost everyone else money. It doesn’t matter if you call it a tax or not.

Of course, it did matter to the Supreme Court — they were trying to decide whether it was constitutional, and the government does have the right to impose taxes to make people pay for things. And collecting the penalty through the IRS makes it close enough to a tax to make it constitutional.

Of course, the only reason it matters to Romney is because Republicans have all signed a pledge that says that taxes are bad. All taxes are bad. Even taxes that pay for things that everyone likes. Of course, that’s pure crazy. If we dropped taxes to zero, our country would fall apart in an instant.

But if Obama raised taxes (by imposing an individual mandate), then the Republican orthodoxy says that he is bad (and a socialist who wants to take your money and give it to someone else).

But if that is true, what does that make Romney?

UPDATE: Romney’s response to the Supreme Court decision, and other missteps, is even pissing off other conservatives. Some (including Rupert Murdoch) are even calling for Romney to replace his campaign staff.

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The New Health Care Unreality Reality


© Tom Tomorrow

The debate around ObamaCare it getting stranger and stranger. Yesterday, a Republican running for Congress in New York declared that he is against health care reform because Americans “don’t die from prostate cancer, breast cancer” anymore. Over 28,000 men will die from prostate cancer this year alone, and 40,000 women will die from breast cancer.

One of the problems is that since health care reform was passed in March 2010, around $235 million has been spent on ads attacking it, funded by people like Karl Rove. And that doesn’t include all the attacks (like the one in the previous paragraph) that aren’t in ads, or from conservative media outlets like Fox News.

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When Everything is Political


© Matt Bors

Not only does the media treat everything as if it were political, it treats politics as a simple horse race. Unfortunately, reality is a bit more complicated. Health care isn’t just a fight between the Republicans and Democrats, it affects people’s lives. You would think that the media would realize that the way to gain more viewers is to give them news about things that affect them, instead of as just some abstract competition between tribes called political parties that hardly anyone actually cares about.

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Late Night Political Humor

“It’s a great day for President Obama. His healthcare law was upheld by the Supreme Court. The president apparently had three speeches ready to go this morning. One if the law was overturned, one if the law was upheld, and one if Joe Biden chewed up the other two.” – Craig Ferguson

“In a landmark decision, the Supreme Court ruled President Obama’s healthcare mandate is constitutional. This is a major victory for President Obama, who spent three years promoting it, and a major setback for Mitt Romney, who spent three years creating it.” – Jay Leno

“CNN was first to announce the decision, but they got it wrong. They said the healthcare mandate was struck down. Luckily, it was on CNN so nobody saw it.” – Jay Leno

“For several minutes after the ruling, CNN was mistakenly reporting that the Supreme Court struck down President Obama’s healthcare law. In response, CNN was like, ‘Thank God no one watches us.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Some people watching CNN were so shocked they started rioting. No, I’m kidding. No one watches CNN.” – Craig Ferguson

“It was reported that House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi wore her lucky purple shoes for the Supreme Court’s healthcare ruling — while House Speaker John Boehner wore his lucky orange face.” – Jimmy Fallon

“If you’re an illegal immigrant in Arizona hoping to become a citizen so you can get free healthcare, this is the greatest week of your life.” – Jay Leno

“Now that healthcare is guaranteed, I’m frying everything I eat. Fried food and cigarettes.” – Craig Ferguson

“According to a poll by National Geographic, 65 percent of Americans said President Obama would better handle an invasion by space aliens than Mitt Romney. Well sure, once the aliens landed they’d see there’s no jobs and they’d go home.” – Jay Leno

“Mitt Romney reminds me of the guy in high school who only has friends because his parents have a swimming pool.” – David Letterman

“New Jersey Chris Christie is under fire for calling a politician he doesn’t like an ‘S.O.B.’ Meanwhile, Christie calls a politician he does like a ‘B.L.T.'” – Conan O’Brien

“A man is filing a lawsuit against Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, claiming they have ties to al-Qaida. When al-Qaida heard this, they said, ‘Please do not lump us in with those maniacs.'” – Conan O’Brien

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Why Roberts Switched


© Robert Ariail

One surprise around the Supreme Court decision upholding ObamaCare is that it was Chief Justice John Roberts who cast the deciding vote, siding with the Liberals on the court instead of the Conservatives.

Ironically, the reason he did this is a severe indictment of the conservatives, not just on the Supreme Court, but in general. Initially, Roberts was willing to declare the individual mandate unconstitutional and throw it out, but the conservative justices insisted that the court throw out the entire law. Roberts couldn’t see any justification for that (indeed, I’m not even sure what it could be). In the end, it was the conservative justices’ unwillingness to compromise, even a little, that lost Roberts and led him to find a way to justify the individual mandate as constitutional by treating it as a tax instead of a regulation of interstate business under the Commerce Clause.

This is what happens when ideology trumps reality.

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