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The Last Debate is Over!


© Tom Tomorrow

I voted tonight, so it is definitely over for me. Thank goodness.

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Treat?


© Mike Luckovich

You mean there’s a choice?


© Tom Toles

Hallowe’en is one of my favorite holidays. Isn’t it apropos that it comes just before the election?

That reminds me of a joke. Do you know why ghosts can’t have babies? Because they have halloweenies.

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Binders of Senators

Before the debate tonight, Senator John Kerry, who played the role of Mitt Romney in debate practice with Barack Obama, discussed how he had changed his strategy after the first debate, saying “I was chosen from binders of senators and I learned my job well enough that when I went home my dog was growling at me so obviously I changed something.”

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Who do you believe – Mitt, or your lyin’ memory?

One of my heroes, Roger Ebert, has written a must-read rant in his online journal. It is short, so I’ll repeat it in its entirety, but you should visit his site to read the comments.

A depression has descended upon me. I look at the blank screen, and those are the words that come into my mind. I do not believe for a second that Mitt Romney will win the election. I do believe that at this moment he is tied, 50-50, in various national polls. Many of my fellow Americans have at least temporarily disappointed me.

It is clear to anyone in either party that in last week’s debate Romney cast aside all of his principles and reversed himself on everything he has said he believes. As Hendrik Hertzberg worded it in the New Yorker:

“By the end of ninety minutes, Romney had retrofitted himself as the defender of Medicare, the advocate of Wall Street regulation, the scourge of the big banks, the enemy of tax cuts for the rich, and the champion of tax relief for the middle class. All these claims are spectacularly false.”

Well, they are, aren’t they? Pause with me a moment to recall the campaign before the debate. If someone had handed you that paragraph and asked you which candidate it described, would you have said it fit Obama, or Romney? The Romney who walked into the debate hall was on record for most of the previous eight years as the opponent of all the items on the list. And his running mate Paul Ryan has been even more outspokenly opposed.

I have no desire to debate the pros and cons of those issues. I simply wish to point out that Romney changed his position on each and every one.

After reversing himself on the central issues of the campaign, Romney’s standing went up in the polls. How? Why? Were the members of the electorate paying absolutely no attention to the campaign? Were they responding only to the general opinion that Romney “won” the debate? Is winning, in the pro football truism, now the only thing?

Something that puzzled me is that there were no howls of protest from the Right. Romney now presented himself as the advocate of positions hated by the Right, and there wasn’t a squeak of protest from the conservatives who have been excoriating Obama on the same issues. Did they all reach a common consensus that if it was necessary for Romney to lie, then let him lie? The Right has been advising him for months to be true to conservative issues. That wasn’t working. Now he was being true to liberal issues.

The silence from the Right reminded me of another deafening quiet when there should have been a response recently. On the infamous tape of Romney addressing a room filled with his millionaire and billionaire backers, he essentially wrote off 47% of the American electorate. But not long after, in an interview on Fox News, Romney rolled that back, saying “I said something that’s just completely wrong.”

The rich men in that room presumably pledged a fortune to the Romney campaign chest. Were any of them offended that Romney no longer agreed with what he told them? We haven’t heard from them.

Obama continues in the Presidential campaign in possession of his own lifelong principles. Romney now seeks the luxury of running on both his principles–and Obama’s. What depresses me is that the polls suggest the electorate isn’t alert enough to realize that. What allows me hope is that, given a little time, I trust the American people will figure this one out.

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Case Study in Failure

Republican Senstor Lindsey Graham said today the Obama administration’s handling of security for the US consulate in Benghazi, Libya, where four Americans were killed is a “case study in failure” of the current American foreign policy.

On Fox News, Graham said “This is Exhibit A of a failing national security policy. This is failed presidential leadership at its worst.”

At its worst? Really? Worse than the Bush administration failure to prevent the 9/11 attacks, even though they were warned multiple times?

What makes this doubly ironic is that any criticism of the Bush administration after the 9/11 attacks was condemned as unpatriotic and un-American by Republicans.

And just to add injury to insult, another Republican, Darrell Issa, released 166 pages of documents related to the Libya security issue that puts at risk the lives of several Libyans named in the documents who worked with the US.

The GOP willingness to play politics, even when it puts people’s lives in danger, to me is what is un-American and unpatriotic.

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Republican Reality

PolitiFact is widely acknowledged as non-partisan, and to many people even a bit conservative. Even so, it should come as a surprise to nobody that their truthfulness ratings for the presidential candidates are pretty dramatically skewed:

That’s right, the Republicans lead in “Pants on Fire” lies, False, and Mostly False, while the Democrats lead in Mostly True and True. Half True statements are a tossup. Here’s the raw data:

Mitt Romney all by himself accounts for 58% of the “Pants on Fire” lies. Does anyone really want a president who lies so much?

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Real Voter Fraud

This billboard has suddenly appeared in black, Latino, and university areas in the battleground states of Wisconsin and Ohio:

It is a blatant attempt to suppress the vote among groups that tend to vote Democratic. So you might be wondering who is behind the ads, which only say they are from a “private family foundation”. But Clear Channel won’t tell you, even though their own company policy forbids anonymous billboards. Even more suspicious, the company says they will ensure that this will not happen again, but according to NPR almost identical billboards went up in Milwaukee in 2010, again funded by a “private family foundation”.

And of course, Clear Channel itself is owned by Bain Capital, which Mitt Romney founded and ran until he became a politician.

Republicans continue to claim that voting fraud is epidemic, but there is no basis to these allegations. In fact, studies done show the opposite. It is ironic that the only election related fraud I’ve heard of is being done by Republicans.

Is it any surprise that a UN-related organization is sending 44 election observers to monitor for anti-democratic activities?

UPDATE: The Virginia Attorney General and the State Board of Elections have refused to investigate the case of the Republican Party contract worker accused of throwing voter registration forms in the trash. The Virginia registrar even claimed “I don’t think there’s any political motivation” in the case. Sheesh.

UPDATE2: Clear Channel started taking down the billboards today, rather than reveal the identity of who paid for them.

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Binders Empty


© Adam Zyglis

Not to mention Romney’s previous tax returns.

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Late Night Political Humor

“Last night, Mitt Romney said when he was looking to hire females, he would browse through ‘binders full of women.’ Romney said he got the idea from Tom Cruise.” – Conan O’Brien

“Couple of things: One, the women’s group was called MassGAP and they approached Governor Romney, not the other way around. And two, my guess is they did not refer to what they presented as a binder full of women, but perhaps as an organized collection of qualified resumes. But hey, Binder of Women, Book of Broads, Notebook of Nipples, whatever.” – Jon Stewart

“On the subject of equal pay for women, he said that when he was filling cabinet positions as governor of Massachusetts, he went out of his way to make sure he hired women. He said he had ‘binders full of women’, which is a little creepy. Binders full of women is something they’d find in a serial killer’s basement at the end of Law & Order SVU.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Maybe for Mitt Romney that’s the closest he’s ever gotten to looking at a dirty magazine.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Romney’s policy toward women is clear: we have to alphabetize them.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“A CNN poll today said that 46 percent of viewers who watched thought Obama won and 39 percent thought Mitt Romney won. So, it looks like Obama’s strategy of staying awake through this one paid off.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“The time for fact checking is after the event when voters have stopped watching. We should not be sullying their emotional reactions with accuracy.” – Stephen Colbert (on Candy Crowley fact-checking Mitt Romney during the presidential debate)

“The format of the debate was a town hall meeting. Before last night, I didn’t know town hall meetings were a real thing. I thought they made them up for movies like ‘Footloose’ and ‘Hoosiers’.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“The questions last night came from undecided voters, and what a group they were. Basically these were the people who still cash checks at the supermarket.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Everyone on TV has said everything there is to say about the last presidential debate, so there’s no political commentary here. Tuning into this show for political commentary is like watching Bravo to learn about sports. Or like going to Larry King for marital advice.” – Craig Ferguson

“Larry King is moderating a presidential debate between third-party candidates on the Internet. That could be awkward. Most Americans have never heard of these candidates. And Larry King has never heard of the Internet.” – Craig Ferguson

“Shocking. A conservative Republican congressman was caught having an illicit affair — and it wasn’t with a man, woohoo!” – Stephen Colbert

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Binders v. Blinders


© Matt Bors

Is this what happens when you evaluate everything based on how much money it makes?

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Late Night Political Humor

“The second presidential debate is on tonight. President Obama is now saying he was too polite to Mitt Romney in the first debate. Obama now plans to address Romney as ‘Money Bag’.” – Conan O’Brien

“They agreed the subjects for the debate were foreign and domestic issues. Which pretty much covers everything, doesn’t it? Where else is there besides foreign and domestic issues? Space, I guess?” – Jimmy Kimmel

“One of President Obama’s goals tonight is to win back female voters. Which explains why Obama is going to answer every question with a passage from ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’.” – Conan O’Brien

“Everybody is talking about the presidential debate. The second debate was on earlier tonight. I liked the part when Mitt Romney said ‘Boooo, China.’ And Obama was like, ‘Yay, old people’.” – Craig Ferguson

“Tonight’s debate was what they call the town hall format, which is where real voters get to ask questions and the candidates ignore them and just talk about what they wanted to in the first place.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“One of the rules was that the moderator will not ask follow-up questions or comment on either the questions asked by the audience or the answers by the candidates. So basically one of tonight’s debate rules was that no one was allowed to debate.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Apparently Mitt Romney wants to limit his appearances to places where no one will attack his positions. You know, like the debates.” – Craig Ferguson

“I don’t know why they had a debate. This race was over last night when Honey Boo Boo made her official endorsement. She’s pulling for Barack Obama. They say as goes Honey Boo Boo, so goes the election.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Polling across the country shows the presidential race is now neck and neck. It’s an even tie between not Barack Obama and not Mitt Romney.” – Conan O’Brien

“Ross Perot has endorsed Mitt Romney. This could help Romney get the vote of people you forgot were still alive.” – Conan O’Brien

“The Obama campaign is releasing a new ad showing Americans whose financial situation has improved over the past four years. Unfortunately, the only person who appears in the ad is Mitt Romney.” – Conan O’Brien

“After Paul Ryan stopped by for a photo op at a soup kitchen, the head of the charity said Ryan did nothing. In other words, that man is ready to be vice president.” – Conan O’Brien

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Gridlock is the Good News?

I’ve heard people say a few times that if Barack Obama is reelected that there will be nothing but gridlock with the Republican House. The implication is that electing Mitt Romney would allow more stuff to get done.

But one of my favorite websites, Electoral-Vote, has an interesting analysis of that situation. It is only one paragraph, so I’ll repeat the whole thing:

Suppose Romney were to win the presidency but the Democrats kept the Senate. Then the two most powerful politicians in the country, Mitt Romney and Senate majority leader Harry Reid, would shared a common religion but practically nothing else. Could they work together? It seems unlikely given how much Reid has attacked Romney all year. Romney could find himself thwarted by Reid at every turn. Of course, a second Obama term could be equally thwarted by Speaker John Boehner, but Boehner and Obama don’t have the kind of personal animosity that Romney and Reid have. A Romney-Reid meeting at the White House would be constrained by the fact that they really dislike one another and each one wants the other to fail. An Obama-Boehner meeting wouldn’t have that, but would have a different problem: if Obama and Boehner made a deal on the fiscal cliff, for example, Boehner might not be able to get his troops into line as the tea party Republicans in the House won’t obey him just because he is their leader. Reid doesn’t have that problem. If he were to make a deal with Romney, Senate Democrats would follow his leadership. Either way, unless one party wins all the marbles, the forecast is for gridlock as far as the eye can see.

The good news is that Romney winning the presidency won’t be better news for reducing gridlock over the next four years. So if you are one of those people who like it when the government does as little as possible, you are definitely going to be happy no matter who wins the presidency.

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The Science of Indecision


© Brian McFadden

I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.

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Late Night Political Humor

“Congressman Ryan prepared for Thursday’s debate by studying policy and holding practice debates, and I think Biden prepared by shot gunning Red Bull and watching Yosemite Sam cartoons.” – Seth Meyers

“Joe Biden actually interrupted Paul Ryan 82 times during the vice-presidential debate. Even the ladies from ‘The View’ were like, ‘Dude — wait your turn!'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Look how happy old grampa Joe Biden’s made liberals! Last night he ate Eddie Munster’s lunch.” – Bill Maher

“I’m your host, Jimmy Fallon, and I’m going to try to tell these jokes before Joe Biden interrupts me.” – Jimmy Fallon

“During Thursday’s debate Vice President Biden repeatedly criticized Paul Ryan’s statements calling them a ‘bunch of stuff.’ In fairness, ‘a bunch of stuff’ is the entire text of the Romney/Ryan economic plan.” – Seth Meyers

“We learned a lot about Joe Biden’s policies last night. As you know, he has come out very, very strongly against malarkey.” – Jay Leno

“Paul Ryan accused Joe Biden of underdeveloped triceps.” – David Letterman

“I was watching TV last night, and I see this stupid infomercial for Crest Whitestrips that goes on for like an hour and a half with this guy just smiling. Then I realize it’s Joe Biden. I’m watching the debate.” – Jay Leno

“There were a couple of really funny jokes during the debate. Like when Paul Ryan referred to the Saudis as our allies, and the way Biden kept referring to Ryan as ‘my friend.'” – Jay Leno

“Last night was the vice-presidential debate. Jim Lehrer, who moderated the first debate, wanted to watch at home but he lost control of the remote.” – David Letterman

“I am still not over that last presidential debate and how Obama performed. I have not seen a Democratic president look that complacent and entitled since Clinton made Monica blow him while he was on the phone.” – Bill Maher

“I thought Biden was awesome. During the whole debate, I kept thinking to myself, ‘I hope he keeps that very nice sleepy black guy on the ticket.'” – Bill Maher

“Biden aggressively contested nearly every claim his opponent made during their debate. Then President Obama was like, ‘Wait — you’re allowed to do that?’ – Jimmy Fallon

“The Obama campaign has a new strategy. They’ve gone from ‘hope and change’ to ‘smirk and giggle.'” – Jay Leno

“Liberals were freaking out this week and they were borderline suicidal, which is tough on them because when you lock yourself in the garage with the Prius running, nothing happens.” – Bill Maher

“Isn’t it amazing? All Moderate Mitt had to do was change his long-held views on everything that he’s ever said. Now he believes whatever you believe, and the polls show we like that. Forget integrity. Forget courage. What we want is a president who is 100 percent our bitch.” – Bill Maher

“One example: Mitt Romney was against gay rights, then he was for them, now he’s against them again. Or as it’s known in political circles, the Andersen Cooper 360.” – Bill Maher

“In an interview Wednesday Mitt Romney, who had previously stated he would not introduce legislation limiting abortion, vowed that he would still be a ‘pro-life president.’ Which makes sense because Romney defines ‘life’ as anybody making over 250,000 dollars a year.” – Seth Meyers

“Romney took two different sides on abortion within 24 hours this week. There are shorter waiting periods for actual abortions.” – Bill Maher

“But in his defense, the abortion issue is very personal to Mitt Romney. His own mother considered not having him when doctors told her he would be born heartless and spineless.” – Bill Maher

“Mitt Romney on Tuesday once again tried to distance himself from his infamous 47 percent comments, saying, ‘the words that came out were not what I meant.’ And if that sounds like a good excuse to you, try it on your girlfriend.” – Seth Meyers

“Yesterday was National Coming Out Day, a day set aside for people to embrace and announce who they really are. Your move, Mitt Romney.” – Bill Maher

“Chris Christie was in Ohio stumping for Mitt Romney. It was felt as far north as Canada.” – David Letterman

“It was reported today that Lindsay Lohan is leaning toward Romney, and she also said she might vote for him.” – Bill Maher

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The Many Faces of the Republican Party


© Keef Knight

Who says there is no diversity in the Republican party?

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