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Election Perspectives

One of my favorite sites, Electoral-vote.com, has two posts that provide some perspective on the election.

In the first one, it seems like some conservatives (including the editor of Red State and none other than Karl Rove) have apparently seen the writing on the wall and are not waiting to make excuses for Romney’s loss in the election. Even Mitt Romney himself is making excuses and blaming others.

But the more interesting post is the second one, which reminds us that this election does not signal the end of the world. The US has a sorry history of election antics, going all the way back to 1800 when Thomas Jefferson and Aaron Burr were tied in the electoral college, throwing the election to the House of Representatives. After 35 votes over the course of a week, Jefferson won by one vote. But some people were so unhappy about this that Jefferson had to have armed soldiers escort him to the inauguration.

Twenty four years later, Andrew Jackson was robbed when he won the most electoral votes, but not a majority, so the election was again thrown to the House, which replaced him with John Quincy Adams. And in 1876 Samuel Tilden easily won the presidential election, but irregularities in Louisiana, South Carolina and (of course) Florida put the validity of the election in question. Congress intervened and in a straight party-line vote replaced him with Rutherford Hayes, earning him the nickname Rutherfraud Hayes.

With partisan emotions running so high in Tuesday’s election, it is easy for people to despair if their candidate loses. But in reality our government is set up so that no one person has very much power (let alone is “the decider”). In a democracy, if we don’t like something about our government, then the blame has to start with us. Our responsibility doesn’t end with voting. Change has to come from us, the people.

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Late Night Political Humor

“Everybody’s mind is on Hurricane Sandy. The worst is over. Now people are discussing the cause. Sources say that it was partly caused by global warming. Meanwhile, Fox News said it was caused by two men kissing in Central Park.” – Conan O’Brien

“Economic losses could reach $20 billion. And most of that is in paper towels.” – David Letterman

“I watched a lot of storm coverage over the last couple of days. I spent 36 hours watching weather reporters standing in water while telling us not to stand in water.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“This is the day after Hurricane Sandy, and once again we have no studio audience. We don’t care, we’re still going do a show. I had to come in. I’ve used up all my sick days.” – David Letterman

“I feel like Clint Eastwood – an old guy talking to empty chairs.” – David Letterman

“I don’t know if you guys caught the show last night, but because of Hurricane Sandy, we had to do the show to a bunch of empty seats — or as Clint Eastwood calls that, ‘a full house’.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Governor Christie does a great job with the storm press conferences. It’s hard to be boring in the middle of a disaster but somehow Mayor Bloomberg manages to do it.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“New Jersey took a pounding. Governor Chris Christie was actually knocked over.” – David Letterman

“We’re still dealing with Hurricane Sandy here in New York. A lot of people on the East Coast don’t have access to Facebook or Twitter. Everybody was like, “How am I supposed to complain about not having Facebook or Twitter if I don’t have Facebook or Twitter?'” – Jimmy Fallon

“The stock market was closed for two days, yesterday and today. You know what that means? Although our lives were in danger, at least for two days our money was safe.” – Jay Leno

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Political Irony on Facebook and Twitter

After repeatedly being bugged about this by readers, I finally got around to fixing it so that posts to Political Irony are (again) submitted to Facebook. So you can now go to the Political Irony Facebook page and “like” it.

Posting to Facebook used to work, but Facebook keeps changing things and I got tired of them breaking. Hopefully they won’t break it again soon so it will work for a while.

Automatic posting to Twitter has worked and been stable for a long time, and has the advantage that when I make a major update to a post you get a “Updated post” tweet. Go here to follow Political Irony on Twitter.

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Penny Wise, Pound Foolish

Or, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.


© Matt Bors

We could be creating jobs finding alternatives to greenhouse-gas-producing fossil fuels, and eliminate our dependence on foreign oil. Or we can spend our time and money cleaning up after the mess we are creating.

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Ultimate Celebrity Endorsement

Pee Wee Herman gives his endorsement for president. No spoilers here — you’ll just have to read it to find out whom he endorses.

But I will reveal his reasoning. The person he endorses is like “delicious frozen custard” and “has the 1.4 percent egg yolk solids needed to run this country.”

Of course, “if you’re one of those people who believe celebrities should shut up and sing” then you should instead watch Pee Wee Herman singing “Bird is the Word“.

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Late Night Political Humor

“The hurricane has interrupted the presidential campaign. Both presidential candidates are taking measures to prepare for Hurricane Sandy. President Obama is staying in Washington to coordinate relief efforts. And Mitt Romney is moving his smaller homes into his larger home.” – Conan O’Brien

“Folks back east are feeling the devastating effects of Hurricane Sandy — 100-mile-an-hour winds, lot of folks without power. Because of the hurricane, both candidates have had to cancel speeches and campaign events. So at least some good has come out of it.” – Jay Leno

“Lindsay Lohan sent out a tweet urging people not to panic over Hurricane Sandy. She said the correct time to panic is if anyone sees her in a rental car. Then you should evacuate the area.” – Conan O’Brien

“We’re in the middle of Hurricane Sandy. So thank you very much for joining us here in the Ed Sullivan Shelter.” – David Letterman

“President Obama said that Americans should take warnings about Hurricane Sandy seriously. So step one: Give it a name other than Sandy. I mean, come on.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Power outages could wreak havoc on Election Day. But don’t worry, Republicans have back-up crooked voting machines.” – David Letterman

“They keep saying the candidates are out making stump speeches. You know why it’s called a stump speech? Because after a candidate is done with his speech, you’re completely stumped as to what he said.” – Jay Leno

“President Obama now has a 52-point lead with Hispanics. However, Mitt Romney has a 90-point lead with the people who hire Hispanics.” – Conan O’Brien

“A man in Indiana got a tattoo of Mitt Romney’s campaign logo on his face. They describe the man as a staunch Republican who has never heard of bumper stickers.” – Conan O’Brien

“The Giants swept the Tigers four straight to win the World Series. The last time a Tiger took a beating this bad, he had a nine-iron through the back window of his Escalade.” – Jay Leno

“I don’t want to say that was a tough World Series, but today Detroit asked for another bailout.” – Jay Leno

“This storm could mean the biggest power outage since the Yankees in the playoffs.” – David Letterman

“It was so windy yesterday that a Jets receiver was actually blown into the end zone.” – David Letterman

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Giving in to Terrorism

I love a good rant, but (despite the poor spelling) this one makes an interesting point. Republicans, including Mitt Romney, are saying that you shouldn’t vote for Barack Obama because if Obama wins, then the Republicans will hold the country hostage.

How is that any different than surrendering to terrorism?

Years ago Mitch McConnell, R Sen. Minority leader, famously said, at the precipice of a near depression caused by mainly his party, said that his most important goal was to make sure Obama wouldn’t be reelected. Since then, the GOP has been true to its word placing the good of their party well above the good of the country time and time again, even in desperate times, not just filibustering an unprecedented number of bills in general, but even ones that were based on GOPs past bills and ones that were cosponsored by republicans (who joined the filibuster). Whether it was healthcare that was based on the GOPs plan of the 90s or funding the rebuilding of our crumbling infrastructure or voting for veterans benefits to help them get jobs. The list is virtually innumerable.

The GOP often claims that these votes just reflect their honest fiscal responsibility but the details clearly belie this. The amount of spending required by the bills filibustered supposedly on fiscal grounds is dwarfed by the GOPs unfunded spending and tax cuts under Bush. This includes the Bush tax cuts (during a war and not within a recession), the Iraq war, and Medicare Part D. This corresponds to most of our deficit spending. This shows that the GOPs positions are not honest; they’re not principled stands on different approaches (not to mention they the GOP is quantifiably the fiscal disaster and profligate unfunded spending party)

Quite simply, the GOP has/is engaged in political terrorism. They don’t care who gets hurt as long as they have power. Nothing else matters. Recently, some, like David Brooks, have endorsed Romney on the basis that Mitt, as a Republican, will not suffer the same terrorism. That’s right, a call to all Americans to give into terror.

Then there’s the unprecedented level of lying by Mitt’s campaign. It used to be that campaigns would often stretch the truth and occasionally tell a few whoppers that would be excoriated in the press and lead to retractions. It used to be that a candidate would stake out some “new” positions for the campaign and then be fairly consistent about them lest they be called a “flip flopper”; but not Mitt.

Mitt simply conjures new lies, blatantly and willfully creating complete alternative universes of lies. No lie is too small or large; there are no limits. He’s for the auto bailout that he wrote a NYT op ed against but Obama, who fought tooth and nail, is shipping jobs overseas. He’s been on every side of the abortion position many of which have occurred within days of each other; pro choice, “pro life”, with health and rape exceptions, and without them. He would privatize FEMA, as gov’t is always bad, but now he wouldn’t. He made the original Obamacare which he’s against but he might keep some of it but then he wouldn’t maybe. He believed in climate change but now that 97% of climatologists have that view after 30 years of study he doesn’t (I’m sure that’s changed now literally with the weather). Likewise on gun rights, etc.

In short, if his pollsters tell Mitt that it would be expedient to tell to his next audience, he’ll say it. When a reporter reports that he will deny saying it while still showing ads for it. It’s seems to be based on the idea that saturation lying will make people numb to it and that seems to be working.

Finally, I’d like to give a “shout out” to all the asses both naive, like David Brooks, and cynical assholes alike who have proposed that this complete lying strategy implies that Mitt is a moderate. Only a fool at this point could possibly believe a thing that comes out of Mitts mouth therefore we have no idea what he’d really do except for one thing: We know he’ll do, as the flip side of aMcConnell and the GOP, anything to maintain power regardless of the consequences to the country. Given Citizens United and the massive donations etc of the super rich, in particular to him, we can be sure that he will run the country for their benefit (he needs them for the next run). This means we can except a weakening of banking/investments (the wall st money is horrifying) and air pollution regulations, massive tax cuts to the rich, and privatization of anything without any regards to efficacy. In short, we know that he will sell the country to the highest bidder, just like the GOP… btw, that’s not you.

Also, if Mitt Romney wins, the message for the future is that you can simply buy any election with enough money and enough lies.

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My Day Job

This has little to do with politics (other than how Hurricane Sandy might affect the election), but if you are curious what I do in my not-spare time, here’s an article that talks about an animated map I created showing flight cancelations due to Sandy. You can also find it here, along with lots of raw data. The best version of the animated map is here, running faster and including more days. Plus you can see it in high definition. Enjoy!

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Savings Time

I hope everyone remembers to set their clocks back, and remembers to vote!

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Learning from History

The blog “4 Quarters, 10 Dimes” is run by a historian who specializes in the political culture of the early USA, so — as he says — “I actually DO know what this country was founded upon”. For most of his life, he as been an independent, voting for whichever party’s candidate he agreed with. A few weeks ago he posted a most excellent rant about how the Republican party has gone way beyond the pale, and he backs it up with specific facts. You really should read the whole post, but I’ll give you a taste with a an extended quote:

As we slide down the greased banister of politics toward the big round testicle-level newel at the bottom that is the impending election, however, it occurs to me that I can now save myself the trouble of investigating individual candidates, because an entire group of them have taken themselves out of serious consideration.

As of right now, I simply cannot foresee a time when I would voluntarily cast a ballot for a Republican candidate for any office, no matter how inconsequential. Even if I know that candidate to be a decent and honorable person individually, the fact that they have seen fit to tie themselves to that howling morass of a party would outweigh any such consideration – nobody running on the Republican ticket today is worth my vote for that reason alone, regardless of any other factors.

It’s as simple as that.

This is a shame. The United States in general and our political system in particular need an organized, responsible, adult voice for conservatives to make themselves heard. Conservatives serve the useful function of putting a brake on the random undirected enthusiasms of liberals, in the way that liberals serve the useful function of kicking conservatives out of their deep dark caves. The two sides need each other. Unfortunately the Republican Party has abdicated its responsibility to be responsible and adult. It has rushed headlong into the realm of batshit insanity thinly disguised as … well, more batshit insanity, really. It has mounted a savage attack on all who do not adhere to the new, extremist, ideological purity demanded of its members and has expelled any who dare dissent from the party line. In doing so it has become a malignant caricature of its former self. There is no responsible voice for conservatives in the US in 2012. None.

Unless you count Barack Obama, who is essentially Dwight Eisenhower without the Army uniform.

There would have to be a wholesale shift in the ideology, platform and base of the Republican Party before any responsible adult could possibly consider voting Republican, and I just don’t see that happening without a seismic and cataclysmic blow to their organizational structure. They have to lose and lose convincingly – they need to be shattered on the rock of their own malfeasance, ignorance, and treachery – before responsible conservatives can return and turn it into something useful again.

Until then, no. Just, no.

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Late Night Political Humor

“Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we’re someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.” – Bill Maher

“Are you excited about Halloween? People go out pretending to be something they’re not, looking for handouts. It’s like running for president.” – David Letterman

“You know what the popular costume with the kids is this year? They get black face and a valium and they go as first-debate Obama.” – Bill Maher

“We had the last presidential debate. A very subdued Mitt Romney I thought. If you saw it, Obama would talk, and then Mitt would say, ‘what he said, but from a white guy’.” – Bill Maher

“He morphed into Obama so hard at the end of it he went over and hugged Michelle.” – Bill Maher

“In the last three weeks, Mitt Romney has come out against tax cuts for the rich, against war, and suddenly for regulations, for teachers, for auto bailouts, for the UN, for birth control, for foreign aid. And what I love is that at this point it’s too late for the Tea Party to do anything about this except act like they’re okay with it. At this point they’re like Jerry Sandusky’s wife.” – Bill Maher

“Today Mitt Romney picked up the endorsement of Meat Loaf. When Chris Christie heard that Meat Loaf was behind Romney, he pushed Romney out of the way.” – Bill Maher

“Today Mitt Romney advised that men should head for the shelters and women should remain in their binders.” – Bill Maher

“If these evangelical Republicans were any more anti-woman, I would think that they’re repressed homo… wait a second!” – Bill Maher

“It’s now reported that Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to star in another ‘Conan’ movie. In this one, Conan has a son with the woman who cleans his castle.” – Jay Leno

“They’re saying the Frankenstorm could be the worst storm ever. What’s happening is a cold front from Canada and low pressure from the hurricane are colliding with the hot air from Donald Trump.” – Bill Maher

“Donald Trump has been fired from managing the upscale condominium in New York City known as ‘Trump Place’. The condominium board fired him. Finally a job loss Obama can be happy about. ” – Jay Leno

“President Obama is now getting some criticism for calling Mitt Romney a B.S.’er. I don’t think that means ‘big spender.'” – Jay Leno

“You know who is celebrating a birthday? Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. He’ll be 55 years old on Sunday. The United States has put severe sanctions on his cake.” – David Letterman

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Protection Money

Well, either that or blackmail. Remember when gangsters would extort money from business owners in exchange for “protection”? I’m not sure that is so much different from what Mitt Romney gave today as his self-described “closing argument” as to why he should be elected president:

He is saying that if you don’t elect me, then Republicans will force another debt ceiling showdown: “The debt ceiling will come up again, and shut down and default will be threatened, chilling the economy.”

I love how he uses the passive tense for “shut down and default will be threatened”. Is this any different from “It would be a shame if something unfortunate were to happen to your lovely establishment”?

UPDATE: I’m honored that Paul Krugman made the same connection with protection rackets that I did! And I didn’t even have to steal the idea from him.

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Magic Mitt


© Tom Tomorrow

If you just believe hard enough, gosh, anything is possible! History is littered with the carcasses of failed empires that started believing their own PR.

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Whichever Way the Wind Blows


© Adam Zyglis

Here’s the problem with ideology. Especially the ideology of thinking that it is a good idea to starve the federal government until you can drown it in the bathtub. It sounds appealing … until it runs into real life. As they say, “In theory there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is”.

Was the Bush administration mishandling of Hurricane Katrina caused by their ideology that government can’t help? After all, if you think FEMA should be abolished you must believe that it isn’t worth spending money on.

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How long can Romney get away with blatant lying?

He might just have reached the limit:

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