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If at first you don’t succeed, blame Obama

Just a week after raising hopes that the GOP would finally do something about immigration reform, House Speaker John Boehner did a complete flip flop and said that Republicans will again refuse to do anything about it. And then he blamed Obama, saying “There’s widespread doubt about whether this administration can be trusted to enforce our laws.”

Boehner’s claim that Obama would not enforce immigration laws is total bullshit. Obama has more aggressively enforced laws against illegal immigrants than any other president in history. Conservatives have even run ads touting this fact in an effort to sway Latinos to vote against Obama.

Now that’s hypocrisy — claiming that Obama is soft on illegal immigrants while running ads denouncing him for aggressive deporting of illegal immigrants.

The real reason is that massive GOP gerrymandering after the last census means that Latinos make up less than 10% of voters in most Republican districts, while red-meat conservative voters would likely punish GOP politicians if they stray from their traditional racist ways. Or as a Latino Republican congressman from Texas put it “If you were the Republicans and you think you’ve got the Democrats on a good issue, like Obamacare, why would you muddle the message before you go into an election?” Another Republican congressman suggested that Boehner might lose his speakership if he pursues an immigration bill in a midterm election year.

In other words, pure craven politics.

Boehner has claimed that immigration reform is a top priority of the GOP, while not allowing a single immigration bill to come to the House floor. House committees have approved five separate bills, but the Speaker has not allowed any of them to come to a vote. The Senate approved their own bill, but Boehner declared he would not allow a vote on that bill either.

Apparently, some Republicans have not changed their stance since Mitt Romney endorsed “self deportation” for illegal immigrants.

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Tradition, Prejudice, or Extreme Stupidity?

British actor Russell Brand has an excellent rant about the death of US actor Philip Seymour Hoffman, and the stupidity of drug prohibition. You should go read the whole thing; it is short. But here is just one paragraph to entice you to go read it:

Countries like Portugal and Switzerland that have introduced progressive and tolerant drug laws have seen crime plummet and drug-related deaths significantly reduced. We know this. We know this system doesn’t work – and yet we prop it up with ignorance and indifference. Why? Wisdom is acting on knowledge. Now we are aware that our drug laws aren’t working and that alternatives are yielding positive results, why are we not acting? Tradition? Prejudice? Extreme stupidity? The answer is all three. Change is hard, apathy is easy, tradition is the narcotic of our rulers. The people who are most severely affected by drug prohibition are dispensable, politically irrelevant people. Poor people. Addiction affects all of us but the poorest pay the biggest price.

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Late Night Political Humor

“After the president’s State of the Union address, there will be three separate Republican rebuttals. Obama said, ‘Yeah, I live with two daughters, my wife and my mother-in-law. Three people telling me I’m wrong is a holiday.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Tomorrow night, President Obama will deliver his State of the Union address. Aides say he won’t mention the war on drugs because he’s still not sure which side he’s on.” – Jay Leno

“They say the threat of terrorism at the Sochi winter games is very high right now and it’s pretty scary. In fact, it’s so dangerous over there right now that today NBC asked me to go as a correspondent.” – Jay Leno

“President Obama announced today that America’s No. 1 domestic terrorist has been apprehended. They finally arrested Justin Bieber, ladies and gentlemen. He is in custody. We don’t have to live in fear anymore.” – Jay Leno

“Justin Bieber was arrested in Florida for drag racing. There are so many questions I have, what is wrong with this kid? Why drag racing? What was he doing in Florida? And where is George Zimmerman when you need him?” – Bill Maher

“The Pope announced that he is coming to the United States. How about that? The purpose of this visit is to perform an exorcism on Justin Bieber.” – Jay Leno

“This week in his inaugural address, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie spoke of wanting to bring the people of New Jersey together. He wanted to bring them together by having them all try to merge into one lane.” – Jay Leno

“MSNBC has come under fire for creating its own Chris Christie attack ad. However, later it turned out to be just an ad for Jenny Craig.” – Conan O’Brien

“We have Mitt Romney on the show tonight. We made him our first guest – you know, because he’s still a little sensitive about coming in second.” – Jimmy Fallon

[Thursday was Jay Leno’s last night as host of the Tonight Show. Jimmy Fallon now takes over.]

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Freedom of Football

Keef Knight
© Keef Knight

I know there are many out there who think that football is included in the Bill of Rights guarantee of freedom of religion, but seriously, why is the National Football League given a massive tax break?

In fact, some senators are trying to end the nonprofit status of the NFL, saying that it is only fair to taxpayers. Under the bill, the NFL foundation would remain tax exempt (like any charitable foundation). Only the league itself, which takes in around $180 million a year, would become taxable.

Incidentally, is the salary of the NFL commissioner — one person — really more than 16% of their entire budget? ($29 million out of $180 million)

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Old News, Again

Tuesday, the non-partisan Congressional Budget Office (CBO) released a report on Obamacare and conservatives immediately jumped on it, saying that it proves that the ACA will damage the economy by destroying jobs.

Even the “liberal” Washington Post fell for it, running an article with a headline that incorrectly stated that the CBO estimated that the health care reform law will result in 2 million fewer jobs.

There is just one small problem — the CBO said nothing of the kind. They said, as they have said before, that because employees will no longer feel the need to remain in a job in order to have affordable health insurance, people will find it easier to leave jobs they don’t need or want. You know, like people who want to retire but stay in a job because they don’t qualify for Medicare for a few years, or people who work a low paying job not for the money, but because their spouse’s profession doesn’t include health insurance.

Which to me means that they will open up jobs for people who are currently unemployed. A huge win-win.

I work with entrepreneurs, and I know that this also means that people who have always wanted to start a new company can now do so, because they are not stuck working a job that includes health insurance. Prior to Obamacare, it was difficult for entrepreneurs to get health insurance, even at any price. And as everyone knows, small businesses are the real job creators, and drive innovation.

But what I find ironic is that you would think that social conservatives would also welcome this news. After all, they are the ones who claim to honor stay-at-home mothers. The law will make it easier for women to stay home and take care of their children, rather than take a job that will provide health insurance for them.

So in effect, conservatives are attacking the real job creators and mothers. Well, that’s a promising line of attack. At least the WaPo realized their mistake and corrected their headline. And hardly anyone has mentioned that the CBO also says that the new law will save the government more money than they originally estimated, lowering the deficit.

And in related old news, after trying to repeal Obamacare 47 times, Republicans have finally come out with their proposed alternative to Obamacare. I wouldn’t blame you if you thought this was a purely political move, since they have had years since the ACA passed to propose an alternative, but all they tried to do was kill it. Until now, after Obamacare has fully gone into effect.

I wouldn’t even care if their alternative had a chance of solving our previous health care problems, because we have already gone to all the trouble and expense of implementing Obamacare. But of course, their (currently rather vague) “new” proposal is just a rehash of already debunked faux solutions to our health care crisis. Things like health savings accounts, medical liability reform, high risk pools for those with pre-existing conditions, and insurance portability across state lines. Yawn.

The Republican alternative has no health care exchanges. No expansion of Medicaid but instead uses tax credits, which seem to be so skimpy compared to Obamacare that they probably won’t pay for much health insurance at all. The rest of their “new” proposal keeps the provisions of Obamacare that have become too popular to get rid of: watered down versions of the rules that prevent insurers from rejecting people with pre-existing conditions and which continue dependent coverage to age 26.

Can we afford to go through another change in health care now? Hardly. Other than problems with the website that have now been fixed, Obamacare is working and people are signing up for it. And it is saving money and reducing the deficit. I personally have new health insurance that is better than what I had before, and I’m paying less for it. And I got to keep my current doctor and dentist. I like it. A lot.

So I see this as a last ditch attempt to (once again) sabotage Obamacare, before it gets too popular, and a feeble attempt to let Republicans try to claim that they are not the party of no.

UPDATE: I just noticed a good article in the LA Times that makes a strong case that the new Republican alternative to Obamacare is actually designed to fail. “The proposal incorporates some provisions that are bound to doom it even among Republicans, as well as others that are already known to be ineffective.” It includes a cap on tax deductions for employer-sponsored insurance. Republican orthodoxy says that this would be tantamount to a tax increase, and they are pledged to vote against that.

UPDATE 2: Another article in the LA Times points out the “stupid bias” of American media. The report comes out and has lots of good news:

  • The ACA is cheaper than it expected.
  • It will “markedly increase” the number of Americans with health insurance.
  • The risk-adjustment provisions, which Congressional Republicans want to overturn as a “bailout” of the insurance industry, will actually turn a profit to the U.S. Treasury.

Given all this good news, the immediate headlines about the CBO report scream that it is a job killer. Like this, and this. Which is not what the CBO report says at all. I guess if the economy bleeds, it leads (even if they have to make it up).

UPDATE 3: More hypocrisy. TPM points out that Republicans have long proposed delinking health insurance from employment to increase “labor mobility” — making it easier for employees “to take a better job, change careers, or leave the workforce to raise a family or to retire early”. In fact, it was the major point of McCain’s health care reform proposal. But of course, they hate it once it became part of Obamacare.

And the most recent Republican proposal mentioned above? They propose capping the tax exemption for employer-provided insurance, which would likely provide even greater encouragement for people to leave jobs they don’t want or need.

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The Takers

John Backderf
© John Backderf

Conservatives seem to think that the poor deserve their fate because they are too lazy to do anything about their situation. And you know, in a funny way, they might be right. After all, somebody has to be voting for these politicians who claim that the rich are the “job creators” and that cutting taxes on the rich and getting rid of environmental and health regulations will make the world a better place.

On the other hand, now that the rich control all the major media in this country, we are constantly showered with propaganda, so it is no surprise that people believe it. But still, the people do have the power to vote these jokers out. What will it take for them to wake up?

Of course, corporations have now succeeded in eliminating net neutrality, which means that now rich corporations will be able to control your access to blogs such as this one. So even more propaganda and fewer dissenting voices.

Are we doomed to descend into some kind of multinational corporate feudalism? Call me crazy, but I’m still optimistic that the spirit that founded this great country is still alive and that we have a bright future. And, at least for now, I’m still on the air.

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Late Night Political Humor

“President Obama is giving the NSA new guidelines on gathering data on American citizens. He says the NSA can no longer violate anyone’s constitutionally protected right to privacy. That, of course, will be Target’s job.” – Jay Leno

“Target just announced that it is dropping health insurance for part-time employees and they’re blaming it on Obamacare. I guess now if Target employees need to pay for healthcare, they’ll just have to use their customers’ credit cards.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Chris Christie is getting a lot of support from New Jersey’s Hispanic community. Some Hispanics like his moderate conservatism while others believe if you hit him he’ll break open and spill out candy.” – Conan O’Brien

“Meteorologists say New York City is experiencing ‘blizzard-like conditions’. I’m no expert, but by gosh, isn’t that a blizzard? There are no snow plows in the city. They couldn’t get across the George Washington Bridge.” – David Letterman

“According to a new study, smog is drifting across the Pacific Ocean from China and polluting our West Coast. Can’t we make anything in this country anymore?” – Jay Leno

“The smog from factories in China is traveling across the Pacific and now is hitting the U.S. So now even our smog is made in China. We don’t even have American smog anymore.” – Conan O’Brien

“We need rain. Governor Jerry Brown has declared California to be in a state of drought emergency. So ladies, when I ask you to take a shower with me, I’m just trying to conserve water.” – Conan O’Brien

“Here’s something I find hard to believe. Anthony Weiner makes between three and four hundred thousand dollars a year as a political consultant. Anthony Weiner! How bad are you doing in the polls when you start saying to yourself, ‘What would Anthony Weiner do now?'” – Jay Leno

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Sabotage?

Congresswoman Cathy McMorris Rodgers gave the GOP response to Obama’s State of the Union speech, and promoted a story about a purported failure of Obamacare:

Not long ago I got a letter from Bette in Spokane, who hoped the President’s health care law would save her money – but found out instead that her premiums were going up nearly $700 a month.

Are Republicans just lazy? It didn’t take very long for a reporter to track down last-nameless Bette and find out the real story. Bette’s previous health insurance was a catastrophic plan with a $10,000 deductible. Not much coverage at all. And for that she was paying $552 a month.

And the “nearly $700 a month” increase in premiums? That was for one of the plans that her insurance company offered her. Other plans they offered her were cheaper. And she could have gotten even less expensive plans if she had gone to Washington State’s healthcare website, but Better says “I wouldn’t go on that Obama website at all”.

Bottom line? Almost nothing Rodgers said is true. Bette didn’t “hope that the President’s health care law would save her money” — she refused to even consider taking advantage of it.

Why? Could her reluctance be caused by Republican lies about “Death Panels” or ads warning people that if they sign up for Obamacare then creepy Uncle Sam will sexually violate them?

And her premiums would not have gone up nearly $700 (unless she deliberately picked a high-end plan). The only thing that is true is that Congresswoman Rodgers got a letter from Bette, but did she offer to help? Hardly. Instead Rodgers used Bette to push her own agenda.

Are Republicans like Rodgers interested in helping their constituents, or are they more concerned about sabotaging Obama? Or, as Salon puts it:

Republicans aren’t sincerely distressed about the things they hear from people like Bette. People like Bette are the goal.

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South gets slapped for ignoring reality

Think we don’t need any government? Oops!

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What I find hilarious is that while we all heard on the news how terrible things were in Atlanta — people stranded all night in their snowed-in cars, students forced to sleep on the gym floor at their schools or on school buses because they could not get picked up, babies being born on the side of the highway because pregnant mothers couldn’t get to a hospital, mass chaos on the order of an apocalypse — the reality is that Atlanta got a freaking two inches of snow. That’s right, two inches. Now that’s a state of emergency! Kudos to those rugged individualists who don’t need a nanny state.

Maybe next time they won’t ignore those pesky governmental weather forecasters and will actually prepare for bad weather.

Meanwhile, remember the Texas school board? The people who approved teaching students that the words “separation of church and state” do not exist in our constitution? And who eliminated any mention of climate change from science classes (you know, the thing that is causing all this freakish bad weather)? Well, good news. The board has approved new rules that will help reduce the influence of politics and religion on our public schools. I for one applaud this move to stop trying to make our young people stupid.

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Do as I say, not as I do

Republicans decry the lack of bipartisanship in Washington. Seriously. Good thing we have Jon Stewart to call them on their bullshit:

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Fuel for Thought

The prevailing discourse about energy is particularly interesting to me as an example of the politics of scarcity. The conventional wisdom (based on rampant misinformation) is that we are running out of energy, which is why we need to fight expensive and terrible wars for oil, pollute our air and water, build costly pipelines to bring tar sands and shale oil to market, drill offshore, ramp up the use of coal, etc.

This is so obviously insane. We are actually bathing in energy, including wind energy, solar energy, hydro energy, tidal energy, and many others. Our oldest form of fuel is burning wood, which means that energy literally grows on trees!

We spend far more money propping up our arcane petroleum industry than researching more sustainable alternatives to it.

Which is why it is nice to see reports coming out of non-oil companies taking matters into their own hands and coming up with promising solutions. For example, here’s a report about research funded by Boeing and an airline. Why are Boeing and airlines funding fuel research? Because as the cost of aircraft fuel goes up and up and the quality of the fuel goes down, that’s a big problem for them.

So here is the good part. They researched using common plants called halophytes to produce biofuels, and made some amazing discoveries. The reason they picked halophytes is because they are plants that have adapted to grow in deserts using salt water, so they don’t use up valuable agricultural land or scarce fresh water (unlike corn ethanol). But the spectacular thing they discovered is that halophytes are actually far easier to turn into biofuels than other plants, so they will be dramatically easier and cheaper to process. This is because halophytes are lower in lignin — the part that makes plants stiff, and which must be separated out before the plant sugars can be turned into fuels (the same thing that keeps us from eating wood for food). And even better, the resulting fuels are actually higher quality than fuels made from crude oil.

They are building a two-hectare pilot production facility in Abu Dhabi right now. And even cooler, they will be using the waste outflow from aquaculture (the farming of fish, crustaceans, mollusks, and aquatic plants). The problem with aquaculture activities is that they produce sea water containing large amounts of fertilizers, which causes algal blooms and other serious problems. Instead, they will be using this waste water to grow halophytes, which significantly reduces the fertilizer levels, reducing pollution. Wow, energy production from waste pollution!

Win, win, win, win. As the researchers put it, this has the potential to be “the big gamechanger for biofuels”. And not just for aviation, but for all fuels. And remember that biofuels are carbon neutral, since plants remove carbon from the air.

But there is an added ironic part. Go read the comments on the article, where you will see a bunch of trolls desperately trying to cast doubt on this development.

My favorite comment is:

Snag is mass conversion of large deserts to greenery will almost affect climate and could well cause some sort of devastation somewhere else.

Ignoring this person’s weak grasp of language, right now we are creating new deserts like crazy. Converting some of those deserts back into green areas is a good idea, and will not “almost affect climate”.

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Late Night Political Humor

“Earlier today Governor Chris Christie was re-inaugurated. It was a beautiful ceremony. They even had that phony sign language guy. When Governor Christie was sworn in, he put his right hand on a menu. Immediately following the ceremony, Christie closed the Holland Tunnel.” – David Letterman

“We are so lucky to live here in California with a huge snowstorm back east. Actually, Governor Chris Christie is very happy about this weather. He’s got something else to blame the road closures on.” – Jay Leno

“Olympic gold medalist Carl Lewis says Governor Chris Christie canceled a position for him when he did something Christie didn’t like. When asked what he did, Lewis said ‘a sit-up’.” – Conan O’Brien

“Director Ken Burns revealed that his next documentary is about Franklin Roosevelt, and it’s 14 hours long. You know it’s bad when your movie is so long even Franklin Roosevelt would have stood up and walked out.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Yeah, 14 hours about President Roosevelt. Which sounds like too much until you realize there’s been over 30 hours of TV dedicated to Honey Boo Boo.” – Jimmy Fallon

“President Obama is getting serious about this NSA spying scandal. He told the nation that the NSA will not be used ‘for the purpose of suppressing or burdening criticism or dissent’. You see, that’s what the IRS is for. That’s their job.” – Jay Leno

“France’s first lady is suffering from extreme fatigue after learning of her husband’s affair with an actress. I don’t know why she’s tired. He’s the one juggling two women.” – Conan O’Brien

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The Neo-Terrorists

Tom Tomorrow
© Tom Tomorrow

I think Osama bin Laden made a (literally) fatal mistake. I mean, he was rich. He should have bought up a bunch of American corporations (including of course some media companies). After all, look at what big corporations have done to our country (and we are only looking at recent events): yes, they negligently poisoned the water supply of hundreds of thousands of Americans, but what about investment bankers nearly destroying our country’s economy, killing millions of jobs and wiping out seniors’ retirement accounts, not to mention costing us billions of dollars to bail them out?

Corporations also spent an estimated billion dollars on a propaganda campaign to deny climate science and convince us to keep using fossil fuels — estimated because 75% of the funds are untraceable. Who knows, maybe some of that money came from terrorists.

Or bin Laden could have taken over the automobile industry and brought it to its knees, requiring another bailout. Or how about causing a housing bubble, creating widespread homelessness? Oh wait, he didn’t need to do those things, we did them for him!

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The New Normal

Randall Munroe
© Randall Munroe

I guess, like everything else, it is all relative.

So the next time someone remarks on the cold and says that global warming is a joke, I’ll just point out that the only reason they notice the cold is because they’ve gotten used to it being much warmer.

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Late Night Political Humor

“Yesterday the Denver Broncos and the Seattle Seahawks advanced to the big game, which means this year’s Super Bowl will have teams from the two states where recreational marijuana is legal. Or as pizza delivery men put it, ‘Pray for us.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Health officials are now warning that pot smoking can cause apathy. In fact, a recent poll shows that most pot smokers couldn’t care less.” – Jay Leno

“Beyoncé performed at Michelle Obama’s 50th birthday party on Saturday night. Yeah, because there’s no easier way for a woman to turn 50 than having to spend your party looking at Beyoncé.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Michelle Obama’s 50th birthday party supposedly went all the way until 2 a.m. on Saturday. Which explains why on Sunday, Barack expanded healthcare to include Gatorade and Tylenol.” – Jimmy Fallon

“In a new interview that just came out, First Lady Michelle Obama said she might consider getting plastic surgery. The First Lady said if Barack’s popularity keeps dropping, I do not want to be recognized.” – Conan O’Brien

“The White House announced that President Obama will visit Pope Francis in the near future. Pope Francis thinks Obamacare can be a success. Sure, he’s the Pope. He has to believe in miracles.” – Jay Leno

“Health authorities say they’re seeing a massive increase in antibiotic drug-resistant diseases and are predicting a worldwide epidemic of diseases we can no longer treat. That’s great news, huh? We finally get healthcare and now we’ve got diseases you can’t treat.” – Jay Leno

“On Friday, Russian President Vladimir Putin said gay people at the Olympics should not fear for their safety despite the country’s anti-gay laws. He said they should fear for their safety because they’re in Russia.” – Jimmy Fallon

“A new poll found that the approval rating of French President Francois Hollande has actually gone up since he was accused of having an affair. Or as Chris Christie’s interns put, ‘No it!'” – Jimmy Fallon

“New Jersey Chris Christie is still digging himself out of this Bridgegate scandal. In fact, some experts are now saying he could be impeached. When he heard that Christie said, ‘Mmmm, peach.” – Jimmy Fallon

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