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That didn’t take long

Wednesday afternoon, Obama gave a press conference where he congratulated Republicans on their victories, and laid out specific policy issues where he thinks the two sides can and must work together to solve problems for the American people. It is short and I recommend you go watch it.

Some Republicans, including the new Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, have been saying that they are willing to work together with Obama, so when RNC chairman Reince Priebus appeared on CNN Wednesday night it was only natural that he was asked to respond to Obama’s comments about wanting to compromise. Rather than taking Obama’s comments seriously, Priebus shot back “I don’t believe a thing he says.” He then called Obama a liar and a screw-up on immigration reform.

CNN asked Priebus why he isn’t “putting forth a tone that is, ‘alright, let’s do a fresh start and work together.’”

Priebus’ response is telling:

To come back and say, after the American people repudiated the policies of Barack Obama and everyone connected to him and to say, ‘what are you going to do to compromise with the person the American people had just repudiated?’ I think it’s a little bizarre.

CNN then tried hard to ask Priebus about specific policy issues, pointing out that many issues that are traditionally Democratic party priorities and are supported by Obama, including minimum wage, marijuana, gun safety, abortion rights, criminal justice reform, were on the ballots in many states and passed easily. Priebus just ignored her and continued to attack Obama. He claimed that the election “wasn’t just a repudiation of Barack Obama and his policies, it was also an acceptance of Republican policies and governing”.

But did he give even a single example of those “Republican policies and governing”?

It is clear that the message that Republicans are taking away from this election is that attacking Obama worked and they won. Actually, you know, governing, doesn’t matter.

I guess we shouldn’t expect anything to get done over the next two years. I wouldn’t be surprised if they even try to impeach Obama. It is all they know how to do. In fact, I think Priebus attacking Obama on immigration was a calculated attempt to goad the president into doing something unilaterally, so they can use that to impeach him.

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The Climate of the Election

Far more Americans believe that climate change is real and is happening as a result of human activity, and say that the government should act to control the problem, than deny climate change. In fact, a recent survey shows that only 12% still deny climate change. The number of people who think we need to do something about climate change is increasing.

And yet, yesterday’s election just made Oklahoma Senator James Inhofe the chair of the Senate Environment committee. In 2012, Inhofe published a book titled “The Greatest Hoax: How the Global Warming Conspiracy Threatens Your Future”. The same year, he refuted climate change science by citing the Bible:

The Genesis 8:22 that I use in there is that “as long as the earth remains there will be seed time and harvest, cold and heat, winter and summer, day and night.” My point is, God’s still up there. The arrogance of people to think that we, human beings, would be able to change what He is doing in the climate is to me outrageous.

He has also claimed that even if it did exist, climate change would not be a bad thing – “it appears that just the opposite is true: that increases in global temperature may have a beneficial effect on how we live our lives.”

Yup, we just made a wing-nut climate denier the most powerful man in Congress on the environment. And that’s not the only bad news – the new chairman of the Commerce, Science and Transportation committee is likely to be Ted Cruz, another climate skeptic. He was also the public face of last year’s government shutdown.

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UPDATE: More about this from Stephen Colbert:

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Another Wave!

When longstanding political issues start to shift, once the ice is broken the change can happen relatively quickly. A recent example is the legalization of gay marriage, which I had hoped would happen, but until a few years ago never thought would take place in my lifetime. But now, a majority of US citizens live in states where gay marriage is legal.

Tonight we are witnessing the growth of another wave. Oregon just overwhelmingly voted to legalize recreational marijuana, despite rejecting similar proposals in the last two elections. Washington DC legalized the possession of limited amounts of marijuana (but not sale). As of right now, Alaska’s legalization measure is ahead. Guam also legalized. The only place legalization failed this time around was Florida (legalization received 58% of the vote, but required at least 60% to pass).

Ironically, I think marijuana legalization is a case of “follow the money”. In the past, legalization measures have often failed because of money spent by people who had the most to lose, not just alcohol distributors but also people and groups that sold marijuana illegally.

Previously, there were not enough groups that were making money off of marijuana to sponsor further legalization efforts. But once legalization happened in Washington state and Colorado, that industry started making money. And there is nothing an industry likes as much as new markets! In fact, the majority of the money raised by the pro-legalization effort in Oregon came from wealthy donors from outside Oregon.

Also like gay marriage, as states legalize marijuana it will reassure voters that there is nothing to fear. Gays started getting married and the sky did not fall. God didn’t smite anybody. In fact, legalizing gay marriage was something of a non-event (except for those happy people who were able to marry the ones they loved). The main news coming out of states that legalized marijuana is that they are making money taxing it.

As each state legalizes, the pace will increase. I predict that it is virtually certain that California will legalize marijuana in the upcoming presidential election. I wouldn’t be surprised if other states legalize then as well.

UPDATE: Alaska, did approve legalization. They are the first strongly Republican state to legalize so it is no longer just a Democratic party issue. Even Republican presidential hopeful Rand Paul is OK with legalization.

And last night also hinted at a new wave — five states (Alaska, South Dakota, Nebraska, Illinois, and Arkansas) raised the minimum wage, including several states where Republicans swept the election. For example, in Arkansas the Republican challenger ousted the Democratic incumbent in the Senate, yet a ballot measure to raise the minimum wage received around two-thirds of the vote.

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Late Night Political Humor

“At a polling station while President Obama was standing next to a woman, a man shouted out, ‘Hey, Mr. President, stay away from my girlfriend.’ He didn’t say this because Obama was flirting with her, but because his girlfriend is a Democrat running for re-election.” – Conan O’Brien

“Over the weekend President Obama told Americans not to panic about Ebola. Then when asked about the Democrats’ chances in the upcoming midterm elections, Obama said, ‘Man, that Ebola sure is scary.'” – Conan O’Brien

“Looks like they’re working out the Ebola situation. The CDC has released new guidelines about what healthcare workers should wear to protect themselves when treating Ebola patients. For starters, this Halloween they’ve outlawed the slutty hazmat suit.” – Conan O’Brien

“The annual Wastebook report was released today. This is an annual report that lists what Senator Tom Coburn describes as wasteful government spending. I didn’t read it. I’m waiting for the movie to come out.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Our government spent $387,000 giving rabbits a daily massage. That doesn’t sound wasteful to me. That sounds adorable.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“It’s kind of ironic for a member of Congress to be complaining about government waste. I think we spend around $5 billion every year on Congress. We don’t seem to be getting anything out of that, right? What we got is a report on how much money they waste, so thank you.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“After embracing the gay community last week, the Vatican is now distancing itself from those comments. The Vatican explained, ‘Hey, that was just one crazy weekend, OK? We’ve all had them, right?'” – Conan O’Brien

“It was Game 1 of the World Series tonight. The Kansas City Royals haven’t been in the World Series since 1985. Things were very different back then. Tensions were high with Russia, Congress locked up in partisan bickering, my career was in the dumps. These are all bad examples.” – Craig Ferguson

“Politicians in Miami have passed a resolution to split Florida into two states. Yeah, the two states would be known as Geezerville and Methylvania.” – Jimmy Fallon

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And Now a World from our Sponsor

The Daily Show has a new sponsor, and Jon Stewart welcomes them as only he can:

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Late Night Political Humor

“The head of the TSA is stepping down after more than four years on the job. Well, he actually stepped down a while ago, but he’s been going through security for three and a half years.” – Jimmy Fallon

“TSA Chief John Pistole announced that he is stepping down. So whoever takes his place is going to have some pretty big shoes to take off.” – Jimmy Fallon

“President Obama was out playing golf today. He hit one tee shot 250 yards. Even golf balls are trying to distance themselves from him.” – David Letterman

“Today they arrested a White House intruder who was jumping over the fence to get OUT of the White House.” – David Letterman

“President Obama just appointed someone named Ron Klain as the new ‘Ebola czar’ to oversee the government’s response to the crisis. You know that’ll be a tough job, but not as tough as introducing yourself as the Ebola czar and extending your hand.” – Jimmy Fallon

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Silver Lining?

According to Nate Silver, the Republicans now have a 73% chance of taking over the Senate (that’s a whopping 46 point lead). So Barack Obama will face a hostile Congress, including a Senate that probably won’t confirm any of his nominees.

But in this video, Hillary Clinton (or at least, someone playing her) finds something to sing about, and possibly a silver lining:

[thanks to Ronnie Butler for sending this to me. Ya gotta love a guy who plays the ukulele!]

UPDATE: Republicans now have an insane 51 point advantage — 75.5% to 24.5%.

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When Money Really Is Political Speech

If you’ve been paying attention, you’d know that the Supreme Court decision making political bribery campaign contributions protected as free speech was a very bad idea.

But an article in BuzzFeed points out that there is one way where money is the same as free speech, a way that has been used since the Roman empire!

Here are two examples, but go see the original article for more.

Votes for Women

Future Property of the 1%

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Late Night Political Humor

“The Pentagon just announced that its fight against ISIS will be called ‘Operation Inherent Resolve.’ They came up with that name using ‘Operation Random Thesaurus’.” – Jimmy Fallon

“The Pentagon has picked ‘Operation Inherent Resolve’ as the name for its fight against ISIS. Unfortunately, two terrorists got away while they were busy thinking of that name. Who cares what you call it. Just do something!” – Jimmy Fallon

“A Dutch motorcycle gang called ‘No Surrender’ has declared war on ISIS, and plans to ride their motorcycles through Syria and Iraq. When they heard the name ‘No Surrender,’ the Pentagon said, ‘Damn! That would have been a perfect name!'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Earlier today the head of the TSA announced he’s retiring. His employees toasted him with less than 3 ounces of champagne. Then they gave him a gold watch and he had to take it off and put it in a bin.” – Conan O’Brien

“Last night the governor of Florida refused to come out for a debate. He was upset that his opponent had a fan under the podium to keep cool. Now a governor and a fan are very different, of course. One oscillates back and forth, blowing hot air in everybody’s face. And the other one is a fan.” – Craig Ferguson

“President Obama is trying very hard to put people at ease about Ebola. Obama said he hugged and kissed some of the nurses in Atlanta who had treated the patients with Ebola. Man, Obama will do anything to get out of that job right now.” – Conan O’Brien

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Short Attention Span Politics

Remember when Republicans were screaming that Obama violated the constitution and they were going to impeach him?

Eventually, they shut up about that, but then they tried a new tactic. According to Politico:

House Speaker John Boehner came out swinging hard last June when he announced that his chamber would take President Barack Obama to court. The suit, charging that the president grossly exceeded his constitutional authority by failing to implement portions of the Obamacare law, was billed as an election-season rallying point for aggrieved Republicans.

Their lawyers expected the suit to be filed in September. Well, it is now two months later and just a few days before the election, and the GOP has also shut up about their lawsuit.

As a former House Counsel put it “I thought this was a constitutional crisis and the republic was in jeopardy because Obama overstepped his bounds. Now, they can’t even get around to filing it?”

Of course, the reason the GOP never filed the lawsuit was pure politics. Boehner’s announcement spurred fundraising by the Democrats and alienated moderates. So I guess partisan politics once again trumps constitutional issues.

Even more interesting, it is looking likely that Republicans will take over the Senate in this week’s election. With control of both houses of Congress, will they bring up the lawsuit again in order to pander to the Tea Party?

I guess in order to be a Republican, you have to have a very short attention span.

UPDATE: There may be another explanation for the delay. According to Politico, the Republicans have hired two different law firms to sue the president, but both of them have quit.

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Late Night Political Humor

“During an interview, Senator John McCain declared that the U.S. isn’t winning the war against ISIS. Even ISIS said, ‘Well, not with THAT attitude.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“A new poll shows that only a slim majority of Americans think the country is prepared for an Ebola outbreak. But I think we deal with outbreaks pretty well. It only took us a couple of months to completely eradicate Gangnam Style.” – Seth Meyers

“New York City is overrun with rats. We have so many rats that today Mayor Bill de Blasio was on live television asking every citizen here to make sure to have your rat neutered.” – David Letterman

“The marriage rate has hit an all-time low, with 1 in 5 adults over 25 having never been married. In fact, an ad firm has come up with slogans to get people on board. One slogan is: ‘Marriage, satisfaction guaranteed or your money back — half of it, anyway.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“I was very happy to see that our old friend Jay Leno is coming back to television. He’s coming back to CNBC and he’s got a brand-new show. Jay drives a variety of exotic vehicles, and each week he runs down a different NBC executive.” – David Letterman

“Colorado police are worried that children on Halloween might mistakenly eat edible marijuana. Marijuana is legal there and includes candies and baked goods. You can tell if your kid is high if he won’t stop asking ‘Why?’ when you answer his questions, or if he believes he has an imaginary friend.” – Jimmy Kimmel

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You Didn’t Hear That

I hoped that there would be a huge public outcry about what happened to Carmen Segarra, but so far it has been all but ignored by the mainstream media. Have you ever wondered how all our banks and financial institutions started failing, forcing us to bail them out, and nobody saw it coming? If yes, then read on.

In the aftermath of the “great recession” people wanted to know why the Federal Reserve, which was originally put in place to prevent meltdowns, had failed miserably. The problem was that the culture at the Fed was completely deferential to the banks. To solve this problem, the Fed hired a bunch of expert bank examiners who weren’t afraid to force banks to follow the law. One of them was Carmen Segarra. She was highly qualified for the job, and set out to do exactly what was asked of her to prevent another economic meltdown. Her task was to help regulate Goldman Sachs.

But after only seven months, she was fired. The Fed claimed it was for “performance problems“, but what they didn’t know is that Segarra had run smack into the deferential culture she was hired to change. Knowing this, she had purchased a small audio recorder and had recorded 46 hours of meetings.

Excerpts of those recordings were broadcast on National Public Radio.

The recordings document just how deferential the people whose job it is to regulate the banks can be to those banks. For example, in one meeting a Goldman employee says “once clients are wealthy enough certain consumer laws don’t apply to them.” In other words, laws don’t apply to the rich. After the meeting, Segarra says to a fellow Fed regulator how surprised she was by that statement, and the regulator replies “You didn’t hear that.

In other tapes, Segarra’s managers try to get her to water down her reports on Goldman, and even try to get her to be more deferential to Goldman, the very thing she was hired to get rid of.

As an article in Bloomberg puts it:

1. You sort of knew that the regulators were more or less controlled by the banks. Now you know.

2. The only reason you know is that one woman, Carmen Segarra, has been brave enough to fight the system. She has paid a great price to inform us all of the obvious. She has lost her job, undermined her career, and will no doubt also endure a lifetime of lawsuits and slander.

So what are you going to do about it? At this moment the Fed is probably telling itself that, like the financial crisis, this, too, will blow over.

In the aftermath of the broadcast of these tapes, Senators Elizabeth Warren and Sherrod Brown both called for full congressional hearings.

With so many politicians in the pocket of the big banks, do you think we will get these hearings?

Only if we insist.

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Late Night Political Humor

“North Korean leader Kim Jong Un made his first public appearance yesterday in over 40 days. But since he saw his shadow, that now means 60 more years of nuclear winter.” – Jimmy Fallon

“For the last two months evil North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has been missing. Well, apparently he is back in public. It turns out he was buried in the end zone at Giants Stadium. He claims he was kidnapped by Neil Patrick Harris.” – David Letterman

“In North Korea, dictator Kim Jong Un made his first public appearance in over a month. He’s put on weight and he’s carrying a cane. Kim Jong Un is a top hat and a monocle away from being a Batman villain at this point.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un resurfaced yesterday after more than a month out of the public eye. U.S. officials think that the reason no one saw him for so long is that he was starring in an NBC sitcom.” – Seth Meyers

“Dictator Kim Jong Un is back. He’d been missing. No one knew where he was. No one had seen him for a long time. It was like he was hosting a talk show at 12:30 on CBS.” – Craig Ferguson

“Today the Obama administration announced the 140 people selected from across the country to participate in the fall White House internship program. Unlike the White House itself, the internship program is very hard to get into.” – Seth Meyers

“A new study has revealed that the reading level of presidential speeches has dropped significantly over the last 200 years. Or as Americans put it, ‘Why dat?'” – Jimmy Fallon

“On this day in 1912, President Teddy Roosevelt was shot, declined to go to the hospital, and gave a 90-minute speech with a bullet in his chest. Then on this day in 2012, I spent the whole day on WebMD because my eyelid wouldn’t stop twitching.” – Seth Meyers

“Here in New York City we are ranked as the fourth most rat-populated city in North America. We can do better than fourth, can’t we?” – David Letterman

“Because of health scares, they will be taking your temperature at airport security. Well, that should speed up lines.” – David Letterman

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Human Assets!

Republicans oppose raising the minimum wage because they claim that it will cost jobs. Despite the fact that there is plenty of evidence of the opposite. After all, if working-class people earn more money, they spend it. If rich people make more money, they send it to offshore tax havens!

But here’s something interesting. An article in The Atlantic points out that companies that pay higher wages actually survived the last recession far better than those that pay minimum wage. It sounds counter-intuitive, but if you think about it, it isn’t really.

For example, consider QuikTrip, a chain of combination convenience stores and gas stations. That’s a job that practically screams minimum wage. But while the average cashier in the US makes just over $20,000 a year, QuickTrip pays their entry-level employees $40,000 a year plus benefits! How did that work out? During the recession, while most low-cost retailers were shutting down stores and laying off employees, QuikTrip was was expanding to new locations and hiring more workers.

Or consider Trader Joes and Costco Wholesale, which are both companies known for their low low prices. But both of them pay wages far above average. Why? Because when a company pays workers a decent wage, they are rewarded with lower turnover. That in turn lowers training costs, increases efficiency, and increases sales. At QuikTrip, sales per square foot are 50% higher than the average convenience store chain. And when your employees are happier they do their jobs better, and that naturally translates into happier, more loyal customers.

When financial times are tough, too many companies make the mistake of trying to save money by cutting back on employees. That’s what happened to Borders and Circuit City. Both companies responded to the recession by cutting staff — and both ultimately went bankrupt.

What’s really ironic about this is that many of these same companies that are trying to save money by cutting workers salaries and benefits are simultaneously raising how much they pay their top executives. They think that they have to pay top dollar for a CEO in order to do better as a company.

The evidence shows that they have it completely backward.

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Late Night Political Humor

“President Obama played his 200th round of golf yesterday. Then Democrats said, ‘You know what? He can do whatever he wants as long as he’s not trying to campaign for us.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Last week was the big fundraiser for President Obama hosted by Gwyneth Paltrow. It was hosted at her house. And people say Obama never reaches out to the inner city.” – Craig Ferguson

“A fundraiser at Gwyneth Paltrow’s house was a good idea for the president. He found the one person in America with lower approval ratings than his.” – Craig Ferguson

“Gwyneth Paltrow told the president he was so handsome that she couldn’t speak properly. I wish Obama would get a little bit more handsome so she would shut up forever.” – Craig Ferguson

“Gwyneth Paltrow’s neighbors were very upset because they didn’t know about the fundraiser beforehand. Wow, that’s the first time the Secret Service managed to keep a secret. Take that, people who can have me killed!” – Craig Ferguson

“President Obama was in California over the weekend to attend a fundraiser hosted by the creator of ‘Farmville’. Obama and the creator of ‘Farmville’ have a lot in common. They both really wish it was still 2009.” – Jimmy Fallon

“A lot of people have a three-day weekend because of Columbus Day. In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue and 522 years later a lot of people still get Monday off to celebrate. No one’s received more credit for getting lost than Christopher Columbus in the history of mankind.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“As the story goes, Columbus was aiming for India, wound up in the Caribbean, and Americans have been terrible at geography ever since.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Last week North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un missed a ceremony marking the 69th anniversary of the country. Experts say it’s especially strange because he knew cake would be there.” – Seth Meyers

“Nobody knows where he is but the U.S. national security adviser says there is no evidence that Kim Jong Un has been overthrown. If anything, he was probably just tipped over.” – Seth Meyers

“Vladimir Putin was nominated but did not win the Nobel Peace Prize. Earlier today he said, ‘Who do I have to kill to win a Nobel Peace Prize?'” – David Letterman

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