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We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Regulations!

Ever wonder what would happen if we didn’t have government regulations? You don’t have to wonder any more, because we have a class of products that has enjoyed virtually no regulation: dietary supplements like ginkgo bilboa, echinacea, and ginseng.

For a long time there were no regulations on dietary supplements. Companies could manufacture almost anything, call it a dietary supplement, and make any claims they wanted about it – including curing diseases or helping you lose weight.

Under the Dietary Supplement Health and Education Act of 1994, things got only cosmetically better. The law made it illegal to make unsubstantiated or misleading claims about dietary supplements, but left it largely up to the manufacturers to police themselves. Unfortunately, proof of effectiveness or safety is still not required. The FDA can take action against dietary supplements only after they have been proven to be unsafe. And while manufacturers are not supposed to claim to cure diseases, they can make “structure or function” claims (e.g., that it gives you more energy, makes you feel younger, or gives other vague health benefits). Unfortunately, the government has almost no power to enforce even those minimal regulations.

So how is that working out for us?

A new investigation by the New York State attorney general’s office tested dietary supplements from four respected national retailers: GNC, Target, Walgreens, and Wal-Mart. The investigation used sophisticated DNA testing to figure out the ingredients in these supplements. The supplements carried the brand of the store, so there was no way to blame some third-party manufacturer. They tested 24 products covering seven different types of herb: echinacea, garlic, gingko bilboa, ginseng, saw plametto, St. John’s wort, and valerian root.

According to their tests only five of the 24 products tested actually contained any of the herb they claimed to be. Let me repeat that. 80% of the products were fraudulent and worthless. The worst offender was Wal-Mart. None of their six tested products contained the herb they advertised on the label.

Adding potential injury to insult, seven of the products contained ingredients known to cause allergic reactions in people, without identifying them in the ingredients. For example, celiacs can have severe reactions (or even die) if they ingest wheat, but five of the products contained wheat without any warning at all. So some of these products are more likely to harm consumers than to help them.

A professor at Harvard Medical School said “if this data is accurate, then it is an unbelievably devastating indictment of the industry”.

The New York investigation was prompted by a 2013 article in the NY Times, which referred to research at a Canadian university that found that a third of herbal supplements do not contain the plants listed on their labels, and instead contain only cheap fillers.

The 1994 federal law was written and sponsored by Senator Orrin Hatch (R-UT), a strong and steadfast supporter of dietary supplements. He has repeatedly quashed efforts in Congress to regulate dietary supplements. In return, Hatch has received hundreds of thousands of dollars in campaign contributions from the industry.

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Fat and Happy

Now that Michele Bachmann has retired from Congress, it looks like Ted Cruz is stepping up to fill the void. Even though Cruz is much smarter (and thus far more dangerous) than Bachmann, he seems to be using her playbook.

Case in point. You know how Republicans have fought tooth and nail for tax cuts for the rich while cutting unemployment insurance, social security, and any other program that helps the poor and middle class?

So it takes some chutzpah for Cruz to respond to Obama’s State of the Union address by blaming Obama for the widening gap between our rich and poor. After Obama’s speech, Cruz went on Fox News and said he was disappointed that Obama was proposing to increase taxes on the rich in order to pay for education and to reduce the deficit. Cruz claimed that Obama’s proposals would hurt hardworking Americans.

The rhetoric of trickle-down economics still lives! But with a new twist.

According to Cruz, the country’s rich and powerful “have gotten fat and happy” on Obama’s watch, saying “Today the top one percent earn a higher share of our national income than any year since 1928.”

Seriously. Ted Cruz, is married to a managing director of Goldman Sachs, the company that played a large role in the economic meltdown that almost destroyed our economy. He’s a graduate of the elite schools Princeton and Harvard law school. He mounted a one-man filibuster to shut down our government if Obama wouldn’t repeal the Affordable Care Act, doubly screwing almost every middle class person in the process. Indeed, the top political contributors to Cruz are fat cat bankers, making Cruz himself one of those “fat and happy” rich and powerful people.

But Cruz tries to style himself as the protector of the downtrodden middle class. How stupid are we?

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Hit Bottom Yet?

I’ve repeatedly reported on the great Conservative Utopia experiment going on in Kansas (headquarters of the conservative Koch browsers). Naturally, every time they get bad news, the conservatives just double down on cutting even more taxes and destroying even more of the social safety net, claiming that they just have to keep doing the same thing until it works.

Well, except that it keeps making things worse. Much worse.

How bad is it? Well, it is pretty bad when even Fox Business News throws conservatives under the bus. Fox reports that state revenue, which conservatives promised would go up when they cut taxes and regulations, keeps going down. In fact, their deficit is another $47 million more than their last revised projections. Kansas is facing at least a $279 million budget shortfall and the state is in danger of defaulting.

So what are the Republicans, who completely control the state, doing? They are proposing even more drastic spending cuts.

And next year looks even worse, with a projected $436 million budget shortfall. As one of the remaining Democrats in the legislature put it, “How much worse does it have to get before Gov. Brownback admits his failed economic experiment is leading to a meltdown of every public service upon which Kansans depend?”

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Late Night Political Humor

“Last night was the State of the Union address, and everyone’s excited about the huge special appearance by a guy we haven’t seen in a really long time: 2008 Barack Obama. That guy had swagger.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Last night President Obama gave the State of the Union address, and I just have to say that I don’t know what union he was describing. But I want to live there. I want to move. It sounds outstanding. There’s a middle class. They have small businesses. It sounds great.” – Seth Meyers

“At the State of the Union address last night, President Obama made history by using the words transgender, lesbian, and bisexual in that speech. It was the part of the speech where he was just reading Craigslist personals.” – Conan O’Brien

“The president took a moment to wish astronaut Scott Kelly luck on his upcoming yearlong mission in space, and even said, ‘Make sure to Instagram it.’ Obama loves Instagram because after six years with Biden it’s the one thing he can still put a filter on.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg fell asleep during Obama’s speech. She woke up with the other justices drawing a gavel on her face.” – Conan O’Brien

“First lady Michelle Obama wore a suit to the State of the Union last night that apparently had also been worn by Julianna Margulies’ character on the ‘The Good Wife’. They both wore the same outfit, which is why Obama just passed an executive action ordering Us Weekly to say Michelle wore it better.” – Jimmy Fallon

“A new helicopter service called Gotham Air is now offering users cheap flights from Manhattan to JFK or Newark airports that start at just $99. If there’s two words I trust together in the same sentence, it’s ‘cheap’ and ‘helicopter’.” – Jimmy Fallon

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Death of Taxes

During his State of the Union address, Barack Obama suggested “Let’s close the loopholes that lead to inequality by allowing the top 1 percent to avoid paying taxes on their accumulated wealth.” In other words, we should close the loopholes that allow the richest people to hide inheritance from any taxes. And I totally agree.

The Republicans have virtually eliminated inheritance taxes completely. Even worse, they made it so the rich can leave stock to their heirs, and avoid paying capital gains taxes on that stock. That’s right. If you earn money, you pay high taxes on it. If you get dividends on stock, you pay far less in taxes. But if you leave that stock to your heirs, you pay no taxes at all.

As a result, the gap between the rich and the poor is expanding at the highest rate in modern times. And it is because you are paying taxes to make up for the taxes that the rich don’t have to pay. And this is very bad for our economy and our country.

But that won’t stop the GOP from totally freaking out about trying to restore even some inheritance taxes. For example, Congress critter Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) responded to Obama’s suggestion angrily:

That’s a non-starter. The audacity, that he thinks the government has a right to people’s money? He wants to transfer wealth. It’s one of the most immoral things you can do, is try to steal somebody’s inheritance, to steal it away from their family.

So it is ok to transfer wealth from the middle class to the rich, but immoral to transfer it the other way.

The other thing you hear from Republicans is that inheritance taxes hurt small businesses and family farms, but there is plenty of evidence that they are lying. There are plenty of easy ways to shield businesses, including farms, from inheritance taxes. But that doesn’t stop Senator John Hoven (R-ND) from claiming:

Think about all of the small businesses and the farms, and how are you going to maintain a small business or pass a farm on to your kids? They grew up on that farm, they worked on that farm, and then they have to sell it when you die? I mean come on, that’s not how you foster small businesses or entrepreneurship.

I have friends (and family members) who are family farmers, and they say that this argument is complete bullshit.

Even Marco Rubio (R-FL), who is a potential presidential candidate plays this game, even using the bogus language of trickle-down economics to attack inheritance taxes:

My preference is to have as much money available for people to reinvest back into the economy. I think we can succeed at helping the middle class without having to go after anybody, or make an example of anybody, or punish anyone.

And actually, he is right that wealth is not a zero-sum game. Unfortunately, the truth is that the more wealth that is held by the middle class, the more trickles up.

Can we stop taking money away from the middle class and redistributing it to the rich?

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GOP Science

Tom Tomorrow
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Personally, I don’t think the Republicans actually believe any of this crap. I think the problem is that they will claim to believe anything that their campaign donors want. Or the opposite of what the Democrats believe. In the case of the Keystone XL pipeline, both are in play. That’s why it is their number 1 priority.

When did GOP become an acronym for Gas, Oil, and Pipelines?

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Late Night Political Humor

“Tonight President Obama gave the State of the Union address. Obama said he was more relaxed just because he’s already done it so many times. Incidentally, Mitt Romney said the same thing about running for president.” – Jimmy Fallon

“The Obamas invited 22 guests to the speech, including a former Cuban prisoner, an astronaut, and a doctor. Either that or he was setting up the weirdest bar joke of all time.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Today was the first day you could file a tax return. If you filed a tax return today, congratulations, nerd. People who file their taxes on the first day are the grown-up version of the kids who ask the teacher for extra homework in school.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“The IRS suggests filing early to reduce the chance that someone will steal your identity and file before you. Honestly, if somebody wants my identity so badly they’ll file my tax return for me, go crazy. You can mow my lawn while you’re at it, too.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“A new survey shows that most people trust Google more as a source for current events than traditional news outlets. Traditional news outlets didn’t believe the news until they Googled it.” – Seth Meyers

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Sarah Palin Raises Money for Hillary Clinton

No, not intentionally. But Sarah Palin managed to raise more than $25,000 for the group “Ready for Hillary”, which qualifies Palin to be a co-chair for their National Finance Council.

How did this happen? In Iowa last weekend Palin spoke about how Republicans can stop a Clinton campaign. She even held up a “Ready for Hillary” car magnet. So naturally, the Ready for Hillary super PAC used that moment for fundraising, and it worked!

Also ironically, her answer to whether anyone can stop Clinton, she borrowed another popular phrase and said “Yes we can”.

Who knew that Palin would become such an asset? We need to make sure that she keeps campaigning against Clinton. After all, she has a record of quitting prematurely.

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Late Night Political Humor

“According to a new poll, nearly six out of 10 Republicans want Mitt Romney to run for president. So do 10 out of 10 Democrats.” – Conan O’Brien

“Senator Rand Paul reflected on Mitt Romney’s potential 2016 campaign and said, ‘It’s sort of what Einstein said, that the definition of insanity is to do the same thing over and over again and expect a different result.’ When someone told him Einstein didn’t actually say that, he said, ‘In the words of Gandhi, My bad.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Just days after Mitt Romney suggested he might run for president, there’s been a backlash. The backlash is led by Jeb Bush, Mike Huckabee, and just to hedge his bets on every issue, Mitt Romney.” – Conan O’Brien

“The RNC released its first presidential debate schedule, which includes at least nine debates in different states across the country. As opposed to the Democratic debates, which will just be Hillary staring at her opponents until they burst into flames.” – Jimmy Fallon

“The other big story is tomorrow’s State of the Union address. During President Obama’s speech, one cabinet member will be asked to stay behind to run the government in case there is a crisis at the Capitol. At least that’s what they’re telling Biden.” – Jimmy Fallon

“This year’s Oscar nomination pool is the least diverse collection of nominees since 1998. There are so many white nominees that Fox News agreed to host a debate.” – Seth Meyers

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Amendments

The new Republican-controlled Senate immediately started paying back their largest campaign donors – the oil companies – by pushing for approval of the Keystone XL pipeline. Ironically, the beneficiaries of Keystone are mainly Canadian companies, but with our new rules that allow political contributions to remain completely anonymous, it is no surprise that there would be many large donors who are not Americans at all (or even American companies). Shouldn’t this worry us?

Passing Keystone requires the strange ritual of introducing amendments, many of which have nothing to do with the pipeline at all. For example, an amendment that would prohibit EPA enforcement officials from carrying guns (so much for being pro-gun!). Or an amendment to block Obama’s historic agreement with China to reduce greenhouse gas emissions. At least those are somewhat energy related. But what about the amendment that blocks the designation of any more national monuments?

Then, things turned even more ironic. The Senate voted on an amendment on whether climate change “is real and not a hoax.” This was mainly for show, as even most Republicans are willing to admit that the climate is changing. Indeed, only one (Roger Wicker, who apparently doesn’t believe in science; can you guess his party affiliation?) voted no.

Then Brian Schatz (again, can you guess his party affiliation?) introduced an amendment that doubled down on the last one, adding that human activity was a significant contributor to the previously admitted climate change. This time, the vote changed dramatically, and the Senate split right down the middle with 49 GOP senators voting against the new amendment. Wired magazine published a list showing the vote of every Senator. If one of your senators voted no, that means they don’t believe that humans have anything to do with global warming. Feel free to give them some feedback.

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Late Night Political Humor

“New Jersey Governor Chris Christie will begin fundraising for a potential 2016 presidential campaign by the end of January. No word on what his platform will be, but if I know Christie it’ll be really strong, maybe double reinforced steel.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Mitt Romney will reportedly address the Republican National Committee on Friday to talk about a possible third presidential run. It’s never a good sign when you have to start your speech with ‘Hear me out’.” – Seth Meyers

“Mitt Romney is running for president again. That will be attempt No. 3. Well, everybody needs a hobby. He’s almost certainly running, and I’m almost certainly retiring, so I don’t care.” – David Letterman

“It’s rumored that Chris Christie and Mitt Romney are planning to meet to overcome any lingering awkwardness from the 2012 election. Incidentally, ‘Lingering Awkwardness’ was actually Mitt Romney’s Secret Service code name.” – Jimmy Fallon

“John Boehner is a member of a country club in Ohio. It turns out that the bartender was plotting to poison Boehner. Now wait a minute. Isn’t that the movie with Seth Rogen and James Franco?” – David Letterman

“A congressman sent a tweet that compared president Obama to Adolf Hitler. He has now apologized. It’s not helping that he apologized to Hitler.” – Conan O’Brien

“President Obama is focused now on cyber security. He’s pushing for new laws to protect companies from hackers. And who better to do that than the people who brought us the Obamacare website? Not only couldn’t hackers get in, no one could penetrate it.” – Jimmy Kimmel­

“The IRS is warning that there could be long delays getting your tax refund this year because of budget cuts. They’re expecting so many delays that they’re renaming themselves the DMV.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“The good news regarding the IRS budget cuts is that they also won’t be auditing as many people. So if you’ve been thinking of claiming your pets as dependents this might be the year to do it.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“For the first time since 2007, the FDA Has approved a new device to treat obesity. The amazing breakthrough is called a vegetable.” – Conan O’Brien

“Yesterday, during his domestic abuse trial, NASCAR driver Kurt Busch said he believes his ex-girlfriend is a CIA-trained assassin. I guess those are just the kinds of thoughts you have when you drive in circles for four hours.” – Seth Meyers

“Today in Sri Lanka, Pope Francis visited a Buddhist temple. When asked why, the Pope said, ‘Just keeping my options open. It’s a dicey job market. You never know.'” – Conan O’Brien

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It’s Alive!

Zack Weinersmith

Zack Weinersmith
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Ever get the feeling that the echo chamber has taken on a life of its own, and doesn’t reflect the opinions of any real people? Back in 1964, Marshall McLuhan said, “The medium is the message”. It is even more true today.

McLuhan believed that a medium itself shapes and controls “the scale and form of human association and action”. Sound familiar?

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Late Night Political Humor

“A new Republican Congress is taking over. Sen. Ted Cruz has been appointed to overseeing NASA in Congress. He says he wants NASA to focus on finding aliens so he can deport them.” – Conan O’Brien

“Mitt Romney is reportedly putting his 2012 election team back together. And somehow, miraculously, none of them were busy with other stuff.” – Seth Meyers

“Days after Mitt Romney announced he is considering a 2016 presidential campaign, his former running mate Paul Ryan announced that he will not run. Ryan won’t say who he’ll support. He just wants the best man for the Jeb … Job, I mean job.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Paul Ryan announced that after a lot of thought, and talking it over with family and friends, that he is not going to run for president in 2016. I’m telling you, this announcement sent shock waves through no one.” – David Letterman

“Republican Mike Huckabee criticized the Obamas for letting their daughters listen to Beyoncé, due to her explicit lyrics. So now the Obama girls are faced with the tough choice every teen must eventually make — listen to Beyoncé or Mike Huckabee.” – Conan O’Brien

“A congressman from Texas sent out a tweet comparing President Obama to Hitler. That is ridiculous because at this point in his career Hitler had a much higher approval rating.” – Conan O’Brien

“Fidel Castro, who hasn’t been publicly seen for more than a year, wrote a personal letter referencing current events to prove he is still alive. And nothing says ‘I’m alive in 2015’ like writing a letter.” – Seth Meyers

“Fifteen states across the country have gas prices that have dipped below $2. That means it’s now cheaper to buy a gallon of liquefied dinosaurs than one cup of coffee at Starbucks.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Congratulations to Ohio State, your new college football champions. Coach Urban Meyer may be the greatest football coach of all time. Don’t confuse him with New York Mayor Bill de Blasio. That’s urban quagmire.” – David Letterman

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The Last Laugh

The Charlie Hebdo killing was a tragedy, but it was also full of irony and was a stunning source of satire. In honor of that, I give Tom Tomorrow the last word. Over and Out:

Tom Tomorrow
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Late Night Political Humor

“Mitt Romney said he is considering a third presidential bid. Romney said he got the idea from watching his dog repeatedly run into an electric fence.” – Seth Meyers

“Mitt Romney says he is considering a third campaign for the presidency. He made the announcement during a private meeting with donors. It’s pretty shocking, you know, that Mitt Romney needs donors. I mean, what are these guys, trillionaires?” – Jimmy Fallon

“The film ‘Boyhood’ won the Golden Globe for best drama. It follows one guy’s journey over the course of 12 years — or as Mitt Romney calls that, ‘running for president’.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Donald Trump said he is thinking very seriously about a 2016 presidential campaign. You can tell he’s serious. Today I saw him shaking hands and firing babies.” – Jimmy Fallon

“A Saudi-Arabian prince has said that oil may never again rise above $100 a barrel. He said it’s gotten so bad he can’t afford to buy his wife her own car that she’s not allowed to drive.” – Conan O’Brien

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