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Fox Guarding the Hen House

Does anyone else find it strange and inappropriate that Fox News gets to choose the candidates that will appear in the first Republican Presidential debate? It doesn’t help that they have been less than transparent about how they are picking, and the results of who they picked surprised a few people.

Shouldn’t it be up to the Republican Party to choose who appears in their primary debates? Or has Fox News taken over that job for the GOP? Why not just let Fox pick the candidate. Sure would be more transparent.

After all, 40% of the Republican candidates have been regular guests on Fox, and a stunning 30% have been paid employees. That sounds like a revolving door to me!

And a huge conflict of interest.

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Party of No See, Hear, Speak

Rebecca Hendin
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In the not too distant past, vast herds of conservative elephants roamed the great savannas of middle America, but today due to inevitable habitat loss and demographic changes, they are on their way to being endangered, if not eventually extinct.

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Late Night Political Humor

“A major Iowa newspaper published an op-ed against Trump calling him a ‘self-absorbed, wholly unqualified feckless blowhard.’ Or as Trump put it, ‘You forgot very rich … I’m a very rich, self-absorbed, wholly unqualified feckless blowhard. Very, very rich.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Donald Trump’s children released a statement this week calling their father a ‘true visionary and a great mentor.’ And Trump released a statement calling his kids ‘suck-ups’ and ‘not the best’.” – Seth Meyers

“After Donald Trump wrote Lindsey Graham’s cellphone number on a piece of paper and showed it to everybody, Graham said he’s getting a new phone. Which explains Lindsey Graham’s latest campaign slogan, ‘New phone, who dis?'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Ohio Governor John Kasich became the 16th Republican to announce that he is running for president. During his speech he referred to Jesus Christ, which is ironic because so did Americans when they heard another Republican was running for president.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Joe Biden was spotted with a bruise on his face that was apparently caused by his dog. I guess they collided when they both went after the same tennis ball.” – Jimmy Fallon

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Obama calls Trump

This is pretty darn funny. Barack Obama calls up Jimmy Fallon Donald Trump to give him advice about the upcoming debates:

Does anyone else find it funny that there is no way to parody Trump? The real Trump is a better parody of himself than any fake one.

Another good read is “Boy, was I wrong about Donald Trump” by Chris Cillizza. Cillizza wrote a piece June 17 “Why no one should take Donald Trump seriously, in one very simple chart” claiming that statistically, there was no way anyone should pay attention to Trump, even as a semi-serious candidate. After all, at the time polls showed that 65% of GOP voters viewed Trump unfavorably. In another poll 59% of Republicans said they would never vote for Trump under any circumstances.

Nobody had ever reversed numbers like that. Everybody already knew Trump, and a vast majority didn’t like him. Really didn’t like him.

But Trump managed to reverse those numbers, and in just over a month. Instead of 65% unfavorable, those numbers have now dropped to 40%. Instead of 59% who claim they will never vote for Trump, it is now 33%.

How did he do it? Was it by appealing to our darkest instincts and fears? Are we really that easily manipulated?

Or is it, as basketball team owner Mark Cuban claims, that Trump is appealing because he is completely unscripted and says whatever he feels at the moment (even if it contradicts whatever he previously said)? Cuban says:

I don’t care what his actual positions are. I don’t care if he says the wrong thing. He says what’s on his mind. He gives honest answers rather than prepared answers. This is more important than anything any candidate has done in years.

Is it true that we have become content free? People really don’t care what he says, they just care that it has truthiness and sounds sincere.

Wow.

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We get what we deserve

Bloomberg put together a focus group of twelve Republican and independent voters to find out why Donald Trump is so popular.

I’ve gotta wonder what reality these people are living in. Saying “Trump tells the truth”? I’m having trouble finding a single thing on PolitiFact where Trump earned a “true” rating.

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Fox News is Killing the GOP

A recent article in Salon starts with a headline that says it all: “Sean Hannity is killing the GOP: Fox News & conservative media have the party in a stranglehold“. At one point the Republicans might have thought Fox News was on their side, but one has to wonder what the GOP is thinking now that Hannity is cheerleading for Donald Trump. He even says that the other Republican candidates should learn from Trump.

But the problem goes deeper than that. The Salon article points out that despite taking over both chambers of Congress, Republicans really haven’t gotten anything done. The GOP is still fighting lost battles, like trying to defund Obamacare and fighting against same sex marriage. I’m not sure I can even say what the Republican agenda is, let alone point to any things they have accomplished on it.

And what would they do if they did get their way? Even Republicans acknowledge that if they somehow managed to repeal Obamacare, it would be a disaster for their party. Heck, they were even secretly hoping the Supreme Court wouldn’t rule against it.

Instead we see the following scenario repeated way too often:

The dysfunction typically follows a familiar pattern: the GOP leadership in one or both Houses tries to follow through on some basic task – funding government agencies, for example – but runs into opposition from conservatives. The leadership tries to accommodate the right, but finds that the right’s demands are unreasonable and inflexible. The whole legislative process derails, and then the Democratic minority steps in to save the Republicans from themselves.

Is that any way to run a party, let alone a country?

But there may not be much the GOP can do. A paper out of Harvard points out that the Republicans, who promised in the 2014 midterm elections that they would show the nation how well they could govern, if only voters would put them completely in charge of Congress. Well, the voters did, and the result was humiliation after humiliation. Republican Congressman summed up the first three weeks, before the honeymoon was even over:

Week one, we had a speaker election that did not go as well as a lot of us would have liked. Week two, we got into a big fight over deporting children, something that a lot of us didn’t want to have a discussion about. Week three, we are now talking about rape and incest and reportable rapes and incest for minors. I just can’t wait for week four.

The following weeks only got worse. The GOP staged a showdown against Obama over immigration policy, insanely vowing to withhold money for homeland security (as terrorist acts filled the news) unless Obama reversed his executive decision and deported millions of people who were brought to the US illegally as children.

The fight completely backfired. (But that hasn’t stopped Trump from still fighting it, with his “rapists” remark against immigrants.)

It is clear that the GOP is out of control. So who is in control?

As many of them concede, it is conservative media – not just talk-show celebrities Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Mark Levin and Laura Ingraham, but also lesser-known talkers like Steve Deace, and an expanding web of “news” sites and social media outlets with financial and ideological alliances with far-right anti-government, anti-establishment groups like Heritage Action, Americans for Prosperity, Club for Growth and FreedomWorks. Once allied with but now increasingly hostile to the Republican hierarchy, conservative media is shaping the party’s agenda in ways that are impeding Republicans’ ability to govern and to win presidential elections.

According to another Republican staffer:

It’s so easy these days to go out there and become an Internet celebrity by saying some things, and who cares if it’s true or makes any sense. It’s a new frontier: How far to the right can you get? And there’s no incentive to ever really bother with reality.

It is too easy to play on people’s fears and make money off it. And according to former Senate Majority Leader Trent Lott “If you stray the slightest from the far right, you get hit by the conservative media.”

Is there any way the Republicans can break out of this vicious cycle?

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Late Night Political Humor

“Donald Trump’s not backing down. Yesterday he said he doesn’t need to be lectured by the other Republican candidates, who he says have no business running for president. Not to be confused with Donald Trump, who ran for president and now has no business.” – Jimmy Fallon

“In a speech in South Carolina, Donald Trump responded to criticisms from Senator Lindsey Graham by giving out Graham’s personal cellphone number. Graham knew something was up when he saw he had more than one missed call.” – Jimmy Fallon

“At a campaign event today, Donald Trump read Senator Lindsey Graham’s cellphone number aloud on live TV. It’s the craziest thing Trump has done since whatever he did right before that.” – Seth Meyers

“At a campaign event in South Carolina, Trump gave out Senator Lindsey Graham’s personal cellphone number. He’s bringing the same level of class to this presidential election that one does to a stall in a public restroom.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“I’ve never seen anything like this. Giving phone numbers out, it’s like Trump’s running for president of a sorority or something.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Republican hopeful Rick Perry this week compared Donald Trump to cancer. Which really isn’t fair, because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.” – Seth Meyers

“A new Washington Post/ABC poll shows Donald Trump leading the pack of Republican presidential contenders. They must be polling the same people who voted for Sanjaya on ‘American Idol’.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“In a new campaign ad, Jeb Bush referenced ‘The Godfather’ and said his nickname used to be ‘Veto Corleone’ because he vetoed so many bills in Florida. When you’re the third person in your family to run for president, maybe you shouldn’t bring up a movie trilogy where the third one was clearly the worst.” – Jimmy Fallon

“The White House is making a special Twitter account to answer questions about the new nuclear agreement. Finally using Twitter for what it was designed for — explaining complex, international nuclear agreements involving several nations.” – Seth Meyers

“Republicans in Congress are getting concerned that President Obama will try to use the final year of his term to push through too many controversial laws. Obama would’ve responded but he was busy drafting his new ‘mandatory Mexican gay weed’ bill.” – Jimmy Fallon

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Corruption

Techdirt has a stunning article showing how corrupt we have become.

The Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) was trying to force Google’s search engine to stop linking to content that MPAA didn’t like. Search engines are supposed to search for websites, but the MPAA wanted the power to make sites they don’t like simply disappear from search engines, as if they didn’t exist. Of course, the websites still would exist (if you know their domain name or IP address), but you couldn’t search for them to find them.

Unfortunately for the MPAA (and fortunately for us), US law (specifically, Section 230 of the CDA) is very clear that you can’t hold a service provider responsible for the actions of its users. For example, if two criminals discuss over the telephone robbing a bank, the telephone company is not criminally at fault for not stopping the conversation. The same thing is true of the internet; in particular, if a search engine returns a website that contains some content that is infringing someone’s copyright, the search engine is not at fault and cannot be forced to disappear that website from its results.

Imagine if this were not the case. Any website that contains, returns, or even just links to user-generated content would have to censor everything on their site that may be violating a copyright. Not just search engines (like Google or Bing) but also social media sites (like Facebook or Twitter), sites that contain user reviews (like Amazon or Yelp) and even Internet Service Providers (like Comcast). To see how insane this would be, if any user on Facebook (or Twitter, etc.) ever linked to copyrighted content, Facebook would be responsible for censoring that content, and if they fail, Google (or Bing, etc.) would be responsible for not returning a link to Facebook in their search results.

And it isn’t just copyrights. If a newspaper (like the Guardian, New York Times, etc.) posts an article containing content from Wikileaks, and then you tweet a link to that article, not only would the newspaper be liable for breaking the law, but you could go to prison for posting a link to that article.

Free speech, along with the Internet, would die. But the MPAA doesn’t care about the internet.

If the MPAA finds illegal copyrighted material on the internet, they are responsible for notifying the person who posted that content to remove it. That’s the law, but it is too difficult for copyright owners to police the internet to remove copyrighted material, so they wanted to get companies (like Google) to do it for them. And that’s where things get really bad.

Because the MPAA couldn’t force Google to do this legally, they decided to strong arm them. They enlisted the aid of Mississippi state attorney general Jim Hood to run a smear campaign against Google.

How do we know they did this? Here’s the smoking gun:

It’s an email between the MPAA and two of Jim Hood’s top lawyers in the Mississippi AG’s office, discussing the big plan to “hurt” Google. Beyond influencing other Attorneys General (using misleading fake “setups” of searches for “bad” material) and paying for fake anti-Google research, the lawyers from Hood’s office flat out admit that they’re expecting the MPAA and the major studios to have its media arms run a coordinated propaganda campaign of bogus anti-Google stories.

Here’s an excerpt from the email, discussing a proposed media campaign:

We want to make sure that the media is at the NAAG meeting. We propose working with MPAA (Vans), Comcast, and NewsCorp (Bill Guidera) to see about working with a PR firm to create an attack on Google (and others who are resisting AG efforts to address online piracy). This PR firm can be funded through a nonprofit dedicated to IP issues. The “live buys” should be available for the media to see, followed by a segment the next day on the Today Show (David green can help with this). After the Today Show segment, you want to have a large investor of Google (George can help us determine that) come forward and say that Google needs to change its behavior/demand reform. Next, you want NewsCorp to develop and place an editorial in the WSJ emphasizing that Google’s stock will lose value in the face of a sustained attack by AGs and noting some of the possible causes of action we have developed.

That’s right, the MPAA is conspiring with supposedly independent media (including the Today Show and the Wall Street Journal) to run stories attacking companies who are (legally) resisting efforts to “address online piracy”, along with a sustained attack by supposedly impartial Attorney Generals with the aim of forcing Google stock to lose value so they will have to capitulate.

This is definitely corruption. It also looks like blackmail. I’m sure if I were as powerful as the MPAA, I could easily find a law that classifies this as economic terrorism.

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Late Night Political Humor

“Donald Trump got in some trouble for saying that John McCain is not a war hero, and said, ‘I like people that weren’t captured.’ Not good. In fact, Trump’s people are telling him to lay low for a while until this all combs over.” – Jimmy Fallon

“On Saturday Donald Trump had some unkind words for Arizona Senator John McCain. Can you imagine being tortured 5 1/2 years in a Vietnamese prison camp, and then a man whose greatest war-time accomplishment was brokering a peace treaty on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ between Gary Busey and Meat Loaf belittles you and calls you a loser?” – Jimmy Kimmel

“The closest Trump ever got to battle was his fight with Rosie O’Donnell.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Maybe we should enter Donald Trump in a surf competition. Even if he doesn’t get eaten by a shark it would be worth it to see him with his hair wet, right?” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Rick Perry said Donald Trump is unfit to be president and called for him to immediately withdraw from the race. Then he said, ‘And that’s coming from ME!'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Perry actually said Trump is a toxic mix of demagoguery and nonsense who is unfit to be president. Then Perry took off his glasses and said, ‘Whoa! I think these things are magic!'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Rick Perry said this weekend that he believes Boy Scouts would be ‘better off if they didn’t have openly gay scoutmasters.’ Man, between the Boy Scouts and gay marriage, Republicans really don’t want gays tying the knot.” – Seth Meyers

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Out-Trumping Trump

Republican politicians figured out a long time ago that running for president was a good way to get lots of publicity (often for free). This resulted in the 2012 Republican primary having a mind numbing total of 20 television debates and a slew of additional debate-like events, including a Twitter debate sponsored by TheTeaParty.net.

The Republican party responded by changing their rules in an attempt to limit the number of politicians who could participate in an official debate to ten, based on their national polling results. But as we approach the first debate, the candidates who are in danger of not making the cut are jockeying for positions.

How are they doing this?

Jack Ohman
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Jim Morin
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No to Transparency

As part of Obama’s effort to increase transparency and participation in government, the website whitehouse.gov allows people to submit petitions, and guarantees that if any petition receives more than 100,000 signatures, it will receive a response.

It is somewhat ironic then that the response to a relatively popular petition was used to strike a blow against transparency. The White House, after a notable two-year delay, has finally responded to a petition that Edward Snowden be pardoned. That petition received 167,954 signatures, more than enough to require a response.

The response accuses Snowden of things he technically did not do:

Instead of constructively addressing these issues, Mr. Snowden’s dangerous decision to steal and disclose classified information had severe consequences for the security of our country and the people who work day in and day out to protect it.

While Snowden did steal classified information, it was news organizations (including the Guardian, Washington Post, New York Times, and others) who did the disclosing. And the government has not actually specified any “severe consequences” that can be independently confirmed.

More secrecy, less transparency.

The response says that Snowden “should come home to the United States, and be judged by a jury of his peers.” But due to some of the secret laws that Snowden exposed, a fair trial for Snowden would be all but impossible. The Espionage Act would specifically bar Snowden from arguing that his leaks were justified, even though it is clear that they were. Snowden’s actions helped to expose illegal actions on the part of the government and led to Congress passing reforms.

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The Party of Lincoln

Pat Bagley
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That’s right, Rick Perry thinks that the proper response to the theatre shooting spree that left three people dead (including the shooter) and 11 injured is to have more guns in theatres.

What would Lincoln think about that?

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Late Night Political Humor

“Donald Trump’s campaign has raised about $100,000 in donations during the second quarter. Which raises an important question: Who is giving Donald Trump money? That’s like giving your money to a pile of money.” – Jimmy Fallon

“In a recent interview, John McCain addressed Trump’s campaign rally in Arizona and said that he just quote, ‘fired up the crazies’. Not to be confused with Trump’s show ‘Celebrity Apprentice’, where he just FIRED the crazies.” – Jimmy Fallon

“MSNBC host Lawrence O’Donnell is saying Donald Trump lied when he said he made $20 million a year off his ‘Apprentice’ series on NBC. NBC also denied Trump’s claim, saying, ‘We don’t have $20 million. We’re NBC.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Researchers here in New York created a robot that actually passed a self-awareness test. So if you’re keeping score, that’s robots: 1, Donald Trump, 0.” – Jimmy Fallon

“President Obama became the first sitting president to visit a federal prison yesterday. Obama said it was a good chance to talk about prison reform, and to catch up with so many former congressmen.” – Jimmy Fallon

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Double Speak

Rebecca Hendin
© Rebecca Hendin

I don’t get it. The Chicken Hawks seem to be claiming that the only way to avoid war with Iran is to go to war against them. Isn’t this the same logic that got us into trouble with Iraq and other countries?

As the book said, “War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength”.

UPDATE: A new poll shows that more Jewish Americans support the Iran nuclear deal than oppose it (48% to 28%) with 54% of Jews saying that Congress should approve the deal. Interestingly, support for the deal is higher among Jews (48%) than among the general populace (28%). Has anyone done a study to see if Jewish Americans are less likely to watch Fox News?

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Not Dead Yet!

Amazingly enough, the Republicans have voted again to repeal Obamacare.

The vote failed.

Isn’t this the definition of insanity?

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