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Carly Fiorina is a Liar!

Salon has a great article titled “Carly Fiorina is a liar: And everyone should finally just say it — loudly“. So I am obliging them with my headline.

She famously claimed to have seen a horrific video about Planned Parenthood. But when confronted by the fact that said video simply does not exist, she doubled down:

I’ve seen the footage. And I find it amazing, actually, that all these supposed fact-checkers in the mainstream media claim this doesn’t exist.

This week, she did it again. At the latest Republican presidential debate she complained about generals who were unfairly fired by Obama and whom she would bring back into service:

Petraeus, McChrystal, Mattis, Keane, Flynn. Every one was retired early because they told President Obama things that he didn’t want to hear.

First of all, David Petraeus retired as a general because Obama made him his CIA director, and later he resigned from that job because of an extramarital affair that resulted in a security breach.

Even worse, former general Jack Keane retired in 2003, during George W Bush’s first term. Keane even went on Fox News and said that he has never even spoken to Obama, and flatly said that her statement about him was “not accurate”. In other words, it was a lie.

Then the media asked Fiorina if she had misspoken about Keane, but again she doubled down:

No, I didn’t misspeak. But he has been someone of great experience who has been highly critical of the way this administration has not taken threats seriously and unfortunately he hasn’t been listened to. I would listen to him.

Does she not see the irony in claiming that she would listen to him, when he just announced on Fox News that she is lying about him?

The article doesn’t say much about what must be her biggest lie: that she is running for president on her business record, when her most recent job as CEO of HP was an utter failure.

What worries me about all this is the emergence in politics of a new breed of liars – people who are not only willing to lie for no reason at all, but also when confronted with incontrovertible evidence of their lie, immediately double down by attacking their fact checkers and even acting outraged that anyone would accuse them of lying.

As the article in Salon puts it:

She makes firm, declarative statements that are unquestionably inaccurate, and when confronted with inarguable facts that prove her wrong, she insists against all evidence that she is correct and bristles at the very notion that anyone might challenger her. She does not care. She does not pretend to care. As far as Fiorina’s concerned, the fact that she said it is what makes it true.

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Late Night Political Humor

“Donald Trump claimed to have ‘many Muslim friends’. However, when asked for specific names, the only one he could come up with was ‘The Genie from ‘Aladdin’.” – Conan O’Brien

“Donald Trump’s popular ‘Make America Great Again’ hats are actually made at a California factory that employs Mexican immigrants. Even more embarrassing for Trump, his hair is made by Syrian refugees. – Conan O’Brien

“The ’80s rock band Twisted Sister has said Donald Trump can use their song ‘We’re Not Gonna Take It’. Meanwhile, Ben Carson has not heard back from Motley Crue regarding ‘Dr. Feelgood’.” – Conan O’Brien

“Paul Ryan has become the first Speaker of the House in over 90 years to grow a beard. Meanwhile, Marco Rubio is the first presidential candidate to sport a chocolate milk mustache.” – Conan O’Brien

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The Lighter Side of Unbridled Greed


© Benjamin Schwartz

Andy Borowitz also has some satire that is worth reading, about Shkreli’s lawyer raising his rates 5000% after his client was arrested.

If you have seen something funny about Shkreli, please post a link to it in the comments.

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Everybody Has an Opinion!

In a recent poll, people were asked if they support bombing the kingdom of Agrabah.

There is just one problem. Agrabah is fictional. It is from the Disney movie Aladdin.

Nevertheless, 30% of Republicans are in favor of bombing it. To be fair, 19% of Democrats also support bombing it.

19% of Republicans and 36% of Democrats oppose bombing Agrabah.

Finally, 57% of Republicans and 45% of Democrats have no opinion on the matter. Personally, I can’t figure out whether it is better to have no opinion or oppose bombing a place that doesn’t actually exist.

But this points out a real problem. When faced with a survey question, 20% to 40% of people will have an opinion, even if the question is nonsense. And the less educated someone is, the more likely they will have an opinion.

This may explain why none of the Republican candidates has ever gotten above 40% in the national polls.

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Republicans for Bigger Government

The good news is Congress passed the $1.15 trillion spending bill that will keep the government from shutting down next week.

How they did it is the bad news. First of all, it includes $620 billion in tax breaks, which will make our deficit worse.

The really bad news is that new Speaker of the House Paul Ryan inserted the entire CISA (Cybersecurity Information Sharing Act) into the budget bill during reconciliation. Reconciliation is the process by which, after the House and the Senate have passed a bill a joint committee irons out the differences between the two versions so the bill can proceed to the president for signature. Reconciliation is not meant as an opportunity to add an entirely separate (and unrelated) bill into the mix.

CISA is the bill that could not pass on its own. You would think we would know better, after all the revelations that our government has been illegally spying on its own citizens, something that we know about only because of people like Chelsea Manning, Edward Snowden, and Julian Assange, who have paid dearly with their freedom. Instead, CISA gives the government even more power to spy on us, and gives corporations the ability to share personal and private information about us with each other.

Doubling down, the version of CISA that Ryan inserted into the must-pass budget bill is far worse than the CISA that could not pass on its own. Originally touted as a bill that would protect us from cyber-terrorists in order to sell it to Congress and the American people, the new version drops that pretense and “Quietly Turns CISA Into A Full On Surveillance Bill“.

The new bill guts requirements that your personal information be scrubbed from mass collected data. It also allows the government to use this information to detect any criminal behavior. The Constitution specifically prohibits searches without probable cause, but this bill allows the government to spy on your digital life any time it wants for any reason (actually, for no reason at all).

To put this in perspective, what would you think about a country where the government put microphones in everyone’s home and business and listened in on all their private conversations? Where the government opened everyone’s mail, including personal letters and credit card statements. Or could demand that any company provide them with all information they have about their citizens (including from Facebook, Twitter, Apple, and Google). You’d probably say they lived in an oppressive, totalitarian country. Well, that’s what CISA does to us.

Yes, we had a chance to block CISA. Obama could have vetoed the entire spending bill, shutting down the government. That would have been political suicide for the Democrats. No, Ryan and the GOP knew they could sneak this into the must-pass spending bill at the last minute. Especially now after the recent terrorist shootings.

We have given up our freedom for a modicum of security. And as Benjamin Franklin said, we deserve neither. And we will get neither. This bill makes us less secure, while destroying our freedom.

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Late Night Political Humor

“In a recent interview, Ben Carson said that Thomas Jefferson wrote the U.S. Constitution, when he actually wrote the Declaration of Independence. Or as Carson’s campaign staff put it, ‘Close enough!” – Jimmy Fallon

“Donald Trump was recently being interviewed, and said that he’s not a fan of the man bun trend, and wouldn’t want to wear his hair that way. You know it’s bad when even Donald Trump is like, ‘I’m not putting that on my head.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“I saw that NBC has officially granted Mike Huckabee, John Kasich, Jim Gilmore and Lindsey Graham free airtime to equal Donald Trump’s recent Saturday Night Live appearance. When asked how they’ll feature the candidates, NBC was like, ‘Let’s just say the Thanksgiving Day Parade just got a few more clowns.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“We are just 15 days away from when ‘Time’ magazine chooses its annual person of the year. There’s an online poll where readers can vote for their pick, and currently leading in that online poll is Democratic hopeful Bernie Sanders. This is ironic, because I’m not sure Bernie Sanders has ever even been online.” – James Corden

“Seriously, if he wanted to vote for himself, he’d have to go to a library. But this is going to be a real thrill for Bernie because he actually remembers when time came onto the scene. Not Time Magazine, just actual time.” – James Corden

“Bernie Sanders has gotten a lot of attention for a meeting he had with outspoken activist/rapper Killer Mike. It looks like Killer Mike could wear Bernie in a Baby Bjorn. How are you going to stand up to Vladimir Putin when you look like you need a booster seat?” – James Corden

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Supreme Injustice in Wisconsin

More bad news from Conservative Utopia. And in an ironic way it is too bad that Wisconsin governor Scott Walker quit his run for the presidency, or else this story would be getting more attention.

Part of why Walker never got any traction in his presidential bid is that his state’s economy has gone into the toilet under his command (especially compared to adjacent states with progressive governors). But a less well known reason is because he has repeatedly violated campaign finance laws (despite those laws being ridiculously lax).

Walker was accused of coordinating with a number of “dark money” groups, including several associated with the Koch brothers. These groups are supposedly charities, so they don’t have to disclose their donors, but are expressly prohibited from working directly with any candidates.

The Wisconsin Supreme Court ruled against the investigation back in July.

Never mind that two of the justices who ruled against the investigation had received large sums of money from the same dark money groups (in Wisconsin, Supreme Court justices are elected), and did not recuse themselves. Their decision even “legislated from the bench” (something that conservatives claim to abhor), allowing politicians to coordinate directly with special interest groups on “issues ads” as long as they don’t explicitly tell people to vote for a specific candidate, even though any coordination at all was previously illegal. Indeed, in 1999 then-Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice Jon Wilcox’s campaign was fined $60,000 for engaging in exactly the same type of coordination on issue ads as done by Walker (a majority of the court’s eight current justices served alongside Wilcox).

But now the story has taken another ironic twist. More evidence had come up against Walker, sending the case back to the Supreme Court. Of course, they ruled against the new evidence as well, but then they went one step further. They fired the special prosecutor for the case, Francis Schmitz. Schmitz is a retired US Army colonel and a former counter-terrorism prosecutor. At the same time, Republicans launched a campaign to discredit Schmitz, accusing him of being a “partisan investigator run amok” conducting a witch hunt against the governor. Which is pretty silly as Schmitz is a Republican, was appointed by Republicans, and even voted for Walker in the 2012 election.

Why did they fire him? Because it will prevent Schmitz from taking the case to the US Supreme Court, which would be the next logical step given the conflicts of interest on the Wisconsin Supreme Court. According to a respected former Wisconsin Supreme Court justice, “To somehow remove the lawyer representing one of the parties after the opinion [has been issued] is extraordinary. It puts the case in a very odd situation, removing counsel so he cannot file an appeal.”

And in a dissenting opinion, a current justice said “The Special Prosecutor’s authority to proceed would still be intact if he had not brought a motion for reconsideration. Does this make sense? Not to me.”

The best part is the response from Schmitz to being fired. In a prepared statement, he said:

The miscalculation I made in this investigation was underestimating the power and influence special interest groups have in Wisconsin politics. My career in the military and as a federal prosecutor fighting violent criminals and terrorists did not fully prepare me for the tactics employed by these special interest groups.

UPDATE: Wisconsin seems to be dismantling its ethics laws.

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Karma is a Wonderful Thing

Price of life-saving drug Daraprim before Martin Shkreli’s company bought the rights to it: $18.

Price to which he raised it: $750 per pill.

Image of Shkreli being led off in handcuffs after being arrested for securities and wire fraud: Priceless.

Martin Shkreli arrested

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Alternate Republican Realities

Tom Tomorrow
© Tom Tomorrow

Transgendered liberal activist? Video of a living fetus being debrained? Pyramids are really grain silos?

Unfortunately, I think Republicans have gone way beyond quantum mechanics and into quantum fantasy, where Republicans can believe multiple contradictory things at the same time, and people are losers just because someone said they are.

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Liberal or Conservative?

Here’s an interesting website. You type in the name of a town (any town in the US, like your hometown) and they will tell you (based on political donations made by people who live there), how liberal or conservative it is. The scale goes from +10L for liberal, to zero, to +10C for conservative.

Can you guess where the most liberal and conservative cities are located?

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Late Night Political Humor

“The group Anonymous, an international network of computer hackers who attack websites and steal personal information in the name of justice, announced last week that they are going to war with ISIS. As if ISIS didn’t already have its hands full, now they have to change all their passwords!” – James Corden

“So far, Anonymous has been responsible for the deletion of over 5,000 ISIS Twitter accounts. That’s right. They’re hitting ISIS where it hurts the most. Retweets.” – James Corden

“Right now, all the ISIS Facebook accounts are posting messages like ‘Guys, I think I’ve been hacked. If you got a message from me saying, ‘I love America,’ that wasn’t me. Clearly, I hate America. You guys know me.'” – James Corden

“Remember earlier this year when a hacker group released all the names of users of Ashley Madison? You remember that? What if this ISIS thing plays out like that? Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be if Anonymous leaked a list of ISIS members and your dad was on it?” – James Corden

“This weekend, one of the heads of the infamous Gambino crime family gave an interview in which he announced that the mafia was prepared to protect New York City from ISIS. How did they announce this? Isn’t the mafia supposed to be secretive?” – James Corden

“A new poll found that 54 percent of Americans say it’s too early to be playing Christmas music. I couldn’t agree more. Now let’s talk about the 2016 presidential race.” – Seth Meyers

“Ted Cruz’s campaign announced that it’s going to launch a national ‘prayer team’ next month, where people will pray for Cruz to win. Then God said, ‘Oh I tuned out of this thing weeks ago.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“After a protestor was assaulted at a Donald Trump rally this weekend Trump told reporters, ‘Maybe he should have been roughed up because it was absolutely disgusting what he was doing.’ And he might have a point, because what the man was doing was attending a Trump rally.” – Seth Meyers

“Donald Trump’s daughter Ivanka said that her father loves eating at McDonald’s. It makes sense, considering the ‘McFlurry’ is also what Trump asks for when he goes to the barber.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Donald Trump said in an interview today that it is highly unlikely that he would ever use nuclear weapons as president. Meanwhile, Ben Carson said, ‘Hey, what does this button do?'” – Seth Meyers

“In a speech last week, Bernie Sanders called for a new global alliance with Russia and the Middle East to fight threats around the world. Then people said, ‘You mean like Russia and the Middle East?'” – Jimmy Fallon

“We have Adele on the show tonight! We thought we’d do everyone a service and help them get their crying out BEFORE Thanksgiving.” – Jimmy Fallon

“A new study has found that specially trained pigeons can have up to an 85 percent accuracy rate of detecting breast cancer in humans. Which means that 15 percent of the time it’s just a pigeon staring at your boobs.” – Seth Meyers

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Multiculturalism?

German Chancellor Angela Merkel was just named Person of the Year by both Time magazine and the Financial Times newspaper. The refugee policy she put in place has received praise from all over the world. So it surprised me when Merkel gave a speech on Monday calling multiculturalism a sham and a failure.

I live in a city where people from all over the world live together and different cultures are celebrated (in fact, last weekend I attended a German-themed festival a few blocks away from where I live). I work with people from all over the world. I enjoy foreign films and TV, and most of the music concerts I attend consist of bands and music from other countries. English was the third language of my first wife. I eat lots of ethnic food. I love multiculturalism!

But as I read her explanation, I found that I agree with her. My initial surprise was caused by the fact that she uses a somewhat different definition of multiculturalism than I do. What she was calling a failure is allowing people to move to a new country and keep all of their old culture, language, social norms, and even laws. Merkel’s point is that when someone settles in a new country, they should respect that country’s laws, and should assimilate into the values and norms of their adopted country.

That doesn’t mean they have to give up their culture. A person learning a new language does not have to forget their old language. Likewise, people can remember and celebrate their culture while embracing a new one.

I thought about the multiculturalism I enjoy, and I realize that the people I interact with who were originally from other countries have assimilated. Despite often having accents, they all speak good English and they strive to fit in to the US. I enjoy ethnic festivals and music, because those people are sharing their culture with me. They are not holed up in a neighborhood that is a version of their home country.

What makes America great is that it is a melting pot. People from other cultures strengthen our country because their cultures blend in, making something that is greater than the sum of its parts. Many of the things that we consider uniquely American originally came from other countries. Hot dogs and apple pie come from Germany and England, respectively (indeed, the original name “frankfurter” comes from Frankfurt and “hamburger” comes from Hamburg, and we all know where the “sandwich” comes from).

But the foreign laws and social strictures that conflict with those in an adopted country must be adapted. For example, people from cultures that discriminate harshly against women must learn new ways.

Ironically, I find that people who assimilate into a new country are often more interested in preserving and honoring their old culture. For example, I enjoy traditional music and dance from many countries, but when I have visited places like Bulgaria, Ireland, and Scandinavia I found that it is much harder to find people playing traditional music or dancing traditional dances there than it is here in the US. When I lived in Europe, I had a bunch of friends from Bulgaria, and they were amused by the fact that I love traditional Bulgarian music (and know how to dance to it!). Like many young people, they rejected their traditional ways and preferred modern, popular music.

I think we should help and encourage immigrants to assimilate. I live in a state where they spend lots of money translating government documents and forms into many languages. I think it would be better if they spent that money offering free English classes to immigrants. I might catch hell from my readers, but I would even go so far as to support rules that require immigrants to learn English within a reasonable amount of time (a year or so?) in order to keep their visa or to become a resident or citizen.

I think it is extremely important to preserve other cultures, but I also think it is just as important to preserve American culture. I guess I can’t call it multiculturalism any more (after all, that word implies that you have multiple separate cultures in one country, with no assimilation and little cross cultural movement or sharing).

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Sinking Feelings?

Daily Kos

On Saturday night in Paris, the nations of the world, rich and poor alike, signed a historic agreement to fight climate change. It may not be perfect, but it is better than almost anyone expected. Many parts of it are legally binding. What a change from the Copenhagen talks in 2009, which collapsed in chaos.

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Late Night Political Humor

“And over on the Republican side, Jeb Bush recently hired a speech coach to help him speak more forcefully and emotionally. You can tell – before, he was like, ‘I don’t really want to run for president,’ but NOW, he’s like ‘I SAID I DON’T WANT TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT!! I’M SICK OF IT! I’M OUT!'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Jeb Bush hired a speech coach, and some people say his speeches are starting to get better. Unfortunately, no one can teach him to stop saying ‘Huacamole.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“In an interview with Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan, Hillary said that her biggest guilty pleasure is chocolate. Which then got awkward when she winked at Michael Strahan.” – Jimmy Fallon

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Understanding

Nick Anderson
© Nick Anderson

The artist known as Banksy just unveiled a painting in the refugee camp in Calais, France, depicting Steve Jobs as a Syrian refugee. The elusive artist released a rare statement to go along with the mural:

We’re often led to believe migration is a drain on the country’s resources but Steve Jobs was the son of a Syrian migrant. Apple is the world’s most profitable company, it pays over $7billion a year in taxes–and it only exists because they allowed in a young man from Homs.

The birth city of Abdulfattah “John” Jandali (Jobs’ biological father) has been ravaged by Syria’s brutal civil war.

Banksy: Steve Jobs

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