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The Tax Plans of the Candidates, Part 1

Recently the nonpartisan Tax Policy Center published an analysis of the tax plans that each current presidential candidate has promised to enact (note that John Kasich has not published a tax plan). Mind you, it is Congress, not the president, who sets tax rates, but the president does have a fairly powerful bully pulpit from which to influence Congress on taxes. But regardless of that, this is each candidate’s stated goals, and it will be what the candidates will be judged on by voters in the election.

The friendly folks at Vox have taken all these numbers and turned them into graphs. In this graph, it shows how each candidate’s tax plans will affect the taxes paid by the top 0.1%, which is households that earn more than $3.7 million per year. The numbers are how much more each household will pay in taxes.

Proposed taxes

Clearly, the Republicans plan on dramatically cutting taxes for the wealthy (Cruz by $2 million per household), while the Democrats plan on raising taxes on them. But there is also a sizable difference between Clinton and Sanders. Sanders proposes that households whose income exceeds $3.7 million will pay an average of $3 million in additional taxes, while Clinton proposes they pay half a million more. Indeed, Clinton’s proposal is the most moderate and least disruptive proposal of all the candidates from either party. According to the calculations, “Under the Sanders plan, those at the top of the income scale would see their after-tax income fall by almost 45 percent”.

To make these numbers more meaningful, the tax plan proposed by Sanders would raise $596 billion just from the top one percent of households, which is more than the entire military spending budget in 2015 $583 billion). Clinton’s plan would raise $89 billion from the same group, which is more than the cost of the federal food stamp program ($78 billion). Cruz’s program would give $463 billion to the top one percent of households. Trump’s program would give $312 billion to the same group, which is less than Cruz’s plan, but Trump refuses to cut any spending, so he wins the “award” for the plan that would drive up the deficit the most.

Finally, this graph shows how much the tax rate (in percent) would change for the top 0.1% under each candidate’s plan (in absolute change):

proposed taxes

So for example, if a (wealthy) household is paying 30% of their income in federal taxes, Sanders would (on average) change that to have them pay 59.5%.

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Enthusiasm?

A new Gallup poll measures the enthusiasm of each presidential candidate’s supporters. One of their conclusions merits a closer look:

On the Democratic side, Hillary Clinton’s supporters are more enthusiastic than Sen. Bernie Sanders’ supporters, 54% vs. 44%.

Wait, what? Why do I keep hearing that Sanders supporters are far more enthusiastic than Clinton supporters? Doesn’t Sanders get massive crowds at his rallies? Isn’t he receiving far more small donations from individual donors? Doesn’t he consistently win caucus states where enthusiasm counts more than numbers?

But as Electoral-Vote points out, Sander’s supporters tend to be younger, while Clinton’s tend to be older. And in general, older people don’t go to rallies, but they are far more reliable voters. And it is the vote that counts.

Gallup speculates that the enthusiasm around Clinton is based on the historic nature of her candidacy and also their confidence that she will become both the first female major-party nominee and the first woman president. It also might be because Clinton is associated with the Obama administration, and Obama’s rising approval ratings indicate that people are waking up to how good a president Obama has been.

The bottom line is, don’t believe every media or internet narrative. As Electoral-vote points out “sometimes they are true but sometimes not. It depends on who is doing the narrating and which axe is being ground.”

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Trump Becomes an Existential Threat?

Tom Tomorrow
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Ironically, Donald Trump’s popularity has nosedived recently, for no particular reason. Maybe our flash in the pan has finally finished flashing? Who knows.

It is true that finally the Republicans have woken up to the disaster that a Trump presidency would be, both for the country and (probably more importantly to them) for the GOP. Or maybe it is because women have finally become disgusted enough at Trump for his blatant sexism. Indeed, a female strategist for a pro-Trump super PAC wrote a tell-all article about how even Trump doesn’t think he should be president. He was just running to help his business, and now that he miraculously has an actual chance of becoming president, his ego won’t let go.

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The Three Ts

Jack Ohman
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The only thing all three seem to have in common is that they are all about the rich. The “Tee” party is the Republican establishment, epitomized by Mitt Romney – the people that Trump and Cruz are supposedly rebelling against. The “Tea” party was taken over by the rich. Cruz pretends to be anti-establishment, but as The Week puts it, “Ted Cruz is no rebel. He just plays one on TV”. In fact, Cruz’s main beef with the Republican party seems to be that they aren’t pandering to the rich enough. And he’s married to an executive of Goldman Sachs. Finally, Trump is all about himself, and he is rich. The policy positions that he has bothered to articulate favor the rich, or at least him. He’ll do anything to get what he wants.

For now, the only question is which branch of the Republican party will survive? And you know, it may not actually matter.

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Late Night Political Humor

“The big story is President Obama’s historic visit to Cuba. After landing yesterday, Obama immediately tweeted out, ‘What’s up, Cuba?’ And Cubans opened up a window and yelled, ‘We don’t have the Internet! It’s like 1955 here!'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Yesterday, President Obama arrived in Cuba, a formerly hostile territory. Tomorrow, he returns to Washington, a currently hostile territory.” – Conan O’Brien

“When President Obama arrived in Cuba, a band played both the American and Cuban national anthems. Then just because it felt right, a baseball game broke out.” – Conan O’Brien

“Today, Cuban President Raul Castro asked President Obama to return ownership of Guantanamo Bay to Cuba. They want it back. Obama agreed, but only if Cuba takes Florida. Let’s make that happen right away.” – Conan O’Brien

“Meanwhile, Donald Trump tweeted that Raul Castro disrespected the president by not greeting him at the airport. Seriously? Our countries have been enemies for 60 years. I can’t even get my best friend to pick me up at the airport.” – Jimmy Fallon

Donald Trump continues to baffle and astound. A new study found that Donald Trump’s speeches are at a fifth grade level. In other words, he’s speaking two grades above his supporters right now.” – Conan O’Brien

“A new study has found Donald Trump speaks with the poorest grammar of any presidential candidate. Said Trump, ‘It’s actually the poorliest.'” – Seth Meyers

“Good news for Donald Trump. Donald Trump just got the official endorsement of Scott Baio. After hearing about it, Donald Trump said, ‘See, I’ve got the unemployed vote.'” – Conan O’Brien

“The New York Times published a quote calling millennials lazy, narcissistic, and obsessed with social media. Meanwhile, millennials have called The New York Times, ‘What’s a ‘New York Times?”” – Conan O’Brien

“John Kasich has actually been pretty vocal in his criticism of Trump’s antics. He also said Trump should remember that he’s not ‘Running for the presidency of the WWE.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Democratic National Committee head Debbie Wasserman Schultz today denied accusations that she is taking sides in the primary election season, and said, ‘There is no shred of evidence to suggest that I’m favoring Hillary Clinton over Bernie Socialist — I mean Bernie Sanders.'” – Seth Meyers

“Bernie Sanders this weekend gave a speech at the Mexican border. Actually he was in Vermont, but they could hear him at the Mexican border.” – Seth Meyers

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Turnabout

Jim Morin
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We’ve already discussed the idea of Hillary Clinton nominating Barack Obama to the Supreme Court. I love it.

Speaking of revenge, Politico makes the case that Hillary Clinton should pick Al Franken as her Vice President. They have lots of good reasons, but the best one to me is that it would drive conservative pundits absolutely crazy. After all, Franken has authored books like “Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot” and “Lies, and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them” (which featured a photo of Bill O’Reilly on the cover).

Franken could be the person best equipped to stand up to Trump … with humor. After all, Franken is a former comedian, and Trump seems to have no sense of humor at all. And Franken may be the best person to attract even die-hard Bernie Sanders supporters to vote for Clinton. Besides, he has been in the Senate for seven years; longer than either Obama or Clinton. And I like him because he seems to be the only senator who actually understands the internet, and is (as The Nation once said) “one of the Senate’s most impassioned champions of net neutrality”.

Does anyone else love the idea of Clinton as president, Franken as Veep, Sanders and Warren still fighting the good fight in the Senate, and Obama on the Supreme Court? For me, it would be a dream come true.

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Trump?

I’m seeing quite a few articles around the web trying to answer the vexing question of how Donald Trump became popular enough to be a serious contender for the presidency. After all, he is supremely unqualified for the job and he not only lies consistently, but isn’t even consistent in his lies (often contradicting himself within hours).

For example, the recent article “Why Donald Trump?” in fivethirtyeight.com is a good read, but it pretty much fails to answer its own question. Yes, it points to the “frustration and anger” at our current elected politicians, and of course Trump “is not that”. But there are lots of people who are not that. Why is Donald Trump the one? Especially when he is so obviously and transparently a charlatan (“a person falsely claiming to have a special knowledge or skill; a fraud”) and a huckster (“a mercenary person eager to make a profit out of anything”)?

A slightly better answer comes from Paul Krugman in an article that points out the hypocrisy of the GOP establishment who denounce Donald Trump, asking:

In fact, you have to wonder why, exactly, the Republican establishment is really so horrified by Mr. Trump. Yes, he’s a con man, but they all are. So why is this con job different from any other?

Yes, Trump “talks complete nonsense on domestic policy”, but how is this different from the rest of the GOP who still propose budgets full of voodoo economics and tax cuts, while throwing even more money at our bloated military? Yes, Trump “believes that foreign policy can be conducted via bullying and belligerence”, but it was Cruz who wanted to “carpet bomb” the Middle Rast. Yes, Trump is racist, but the rest of the GOP is the party of Nixon’s “Southern strategy“, of “Reagan’s invocations of welfare queens” and ginning up fear of “Willie Horton“.

Can anyone ever solve this important mystery?

So I was overjoyed when I found a real answer. Indeed, it is science that came to the rescue! Here is a fascinating and must-read article that provides the best answer I’ve seen to our questions about Trump. If you are at all interested in this, I recommend you read the whole thing. But here’s a shorter version.

The answer comes from the study of people who, under the right conditions (such as destabilizing social change, stress, or danger), look for an authority figure to solve their problems. In a reverse case of Godwin’s law, this field originally tried to answer the question of how someone like Hitler came to power with such an extreme and hateful ideology. What they found was that a large number of people, when they are faced with physical threats or dramatic changes to the status quo, flock to authority figures who, through decisive action, seem to offer protection from their fears.

A big problem was that it is difficult to measure whether people seek strong authority figures in times of stress. After all, you can’t just ask people if they are like sheep ready to follow anyone who decisively promises to solve all their problems, even if that person is a racist demagog. The big breakthroughs came in the early 1990s, when the study of authoritarian tendencies was decoupled from the study of fascism. In other words, they eliminated Godwin’s law from their studies. This allowed them to measure authoritarian tendencies by asking people non-political, non-controversial questions. They came up with four seemingly straightforward questions about childrearing, in order to measure how much the person values hierarchy, order, and conformity. These questions ask if the person thinks it is more important for a child to:

  1. Have independence or respect for elders?
  2. Be obedient or self-reliant?
  3. Be considerate or well-behaved?
  4. Have curiosity or good manners?

This simple test turned out to be highly reliable. Just after Donald Trump won the New Hampshire primary, a large poll was taken to measure the effect of authoritarian tendencies on the current election. What they found was dramatic. Authoritarianism was the single best predictor of support for Trump. They also found that the more someone was scared by foreign threats like ISIS, Iran, or Russia (as opposed to much more dangerous threats, like car accidents and gun violence), the more authoritarian they became and consequently the more likely they were to support Trump.

Why would the public become so scared of ISIS, Iran, or Russia? Because conservative politicians (like Trump) and media (like Fox News) have been beating into their heads that the US is under attack from these dangerous outside forces.

It seems that humans are still herd animals, and a herd wants a strong leader who promises (however vaguely) to protect the herd from outsiders. And make us great … again.

UPDATE: The NY Times just published an article that provides yet another reason for the popularity of Trump – the fact that the Republican party abandoned blue-collar workers and become completely dominated by the “donor class” (epitomized by Mitt Romney, who made his money buying struggling companies, stripping their assets and firing their workers). Their conclusion? The GOP is collapsing and if Trump hadn’t come along, someone else like him would have. It was just a matter of time.

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Late Night Political Humor

“Trump Tower in Chicago was struck by lightning during the Illinois primary, which Donald Trump went on to win. Nobody was hurt, but God was like, ‘Crap, I missed’.” – Jimmy Fallon

“There were no injuries, but long story short, Donald Trump has switched bodies with an 11-year-old boy.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Speaking of Trump, he recently said that if he becomes president he’ll force Apple to start making its products in the United States. It’s great news for anyone who wants to pay $20,000 for an iPhone.” – Jimmy Fallon

“The hacking group ‘Anonymous’ has apparently declared war against Donald Trump. Of course, hacking him shouldn’t be hard, because if there’s anyone who just uses their name as their password, it’s Donald Trump.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Ted Cruz was just featured in Us Weekly’s ’25 Things You Didn’t Know About Me’ column. And on the list he revealed that he was once bitten by an octopus at the beach and got ‘terribly ill’. Then the octopus said, ‘Yeah, it took me a while to recover, too.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“It was reported yesterday that an op-ed written by Donald Trump seems to have been blatantly plagiarized from an article written by Dr. Ben Carson days before. People first became suspicious when Trump’s op-ed began, ‘As a black doctor…'” – Seth Meyers

“John Kasich, fresh off his win in the Ohio primary, said that if you can’t win Ohio, you can’t be president. Then George Washington said, ‘What the hell is Ohio?'” – Jimmy Fallon

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Vote Trump, Get Dumped

Vote Trump, Get DumpedThe website is votetrumpgetdumped.com, and they also have a hashtag #votetrumpgetdumped. I’ll let their straightforward description on their website explain:

Those Who Vote Trump Should Understand This: No Sex. No Dates. No Chance.

To cast a vote for Trump is to agree with his sexist, perverted, demeaning, backwards, offensive treatment of women. Learn what’s at stake.

Join us by wielding your influence. Until Trump is defeated, we don’t date, sleep with, or canoodle with Trump supporters.

The Greeks did it. Women during the temperance movement did it. This is a tried and true method of getting men’s attention when they’re being dumb.

The also have a page with photos you can distribute, like this one:

Vote Trump, Get Dumped

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Late Night Political Humor

“Donald Trump won yesterday’s Republican primaries in Florida, Illinois, and North Carolina. Trump did especially well with white males, Caucasian men, and non-women of no color.” – Seth Meyers

“The big win for Trump was in Marco Rubio’s home state of Florida. Rubio won one county in his home state, Miami. That was thanks to a last-minute endorsement from the sound machine.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Donald Trump won every Republican state primary last night except for Ohio, which went to John Kasich. Trump didn’t seem to mind, since, as he put it, ‘The word Ohio is full of zeros.’ (It’s 50 percent zeros!)” – Jimmy Fallon

“Of course, the numbers are subject to change when President Trump takes office and makes us great again.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Marco Rubio pulled out of the race after losing the Florida primary to Trump by almost 20 points. But he still has a great story. I mean nothing symbolizes America more than the son of poor immigrants growing up to run for president and being crushed by a billionaire.” – Jimmy Fallon

“A disappointing finish for Marco Rubio. A man who fueled his campaign with all the fire and spontaneity of Vicki the robot from ‘Small Wonder’.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“While announcing last night that he is dropping out, Marco Rubio told supporters, ‘We should have seen this coming.’ If it makes you feel any better, Marco, we did.” – Seth Meyers

“After the announcement, Rubio dropped out of the race. He went back to Washington and locked his office door to make sure no Supreme Court nominees get in. So good luck to him.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Trump won four of the five primaries last night. Assuming she wins Missouri, Hillary Clinton went five for five in the primaries. Disappointing night for Bernie Sanders, which was a surprise; he was polling well among everyone’s most annoying Facebook friends.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“The bad news for the leaders of both parties, both Clinton and Trump have a very high unfavorability rating. Hillary is 53 percent unfavorable, Trump clocks in at an extraordinary 63 percent unfavorable. Which, I think, like only Jared from Subway has higher than that.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“This election is going to be the political equivalent of having lunch at Panda Express — nobody wins.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“President Obama announced today that he is nominating Washington, D.C. Circuit Court Judge Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court. ‘I can’t win anything this week!’ screamed JoJo from The Bachelor.” – Seth Meyers

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Put a bird on it!

At a Bernie Sanders rally in Portland, Oregon, a small bird lands on the stage and then flies directly up to the podium in full view of the cheering crowd.

Hard to tell, but it is either a female sparrow or a goldfinch.

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The Soul of a Dying Party

Ruben Bolling
© Ruben Bolling

I think most of us are glued to this election the same way we are glued to horror movies.

Will there be a happy ending?

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Jimmy Kimmel Mansplains to Hillary Clinton

This is much funnier than I expected.

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Late Night Political Humor

“According to a new report, Dr. Ben Carson was not planning to endorse any of the remaining candidates, but changed his mind after being offered a position in Trump’s White House. He would run the Department of No Energy.” – Seth Meyers

“A Donald Trump rally was delayed for nearly two hours yesterday due to fog. At one point the fog was so thick, Trump supporters couldn’t even see who they were punching.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Donald Trump has claimed that his candidacy is fueling more interest in voting. More people are signing up to vote. Just like herpes fuels more interest in Valtrex, for instance.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“A new poll found that the majority of millennials would vote for Hillary Clinton over Donald Trump. Then millennials found out you can’t vote by texting and said, ‘Never mind!'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Bernie Sanders admitted that he ran as a Democrat rather than an Independent to get more media coverage. And it worked, but if you really want to get some media coverage, try running as a fascist.” – Seth Meyers

“Hillary Clinton is going to appear in this week’s episode of the Comedy Central show ‘Broad City’. Meanwhile, Bernie Sanders will actually be appraised on ‘Antiques Roadshow’.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Marco Rubio was interrupted by a heckler at a Florida campaign rally who accused Rubio of stealing his girlfriend. When in reality, Rubio tried to steal his girlfriend but finished fourth.” – Seth Meyers

“Hillary Clinton beat Bernie Sanders in Florida. And I’ll say, that’s tough for Bernie because a 74-year-old Jewish man can’t win in Florida.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Over the weekend, Hillary was endorsed by a California leader of the KKK, Will Quigg, because he believes she will do the exact opposite of what she promises and that she’s an ‘undercover Hitler’. That makes me think three things. 1) She’s not. 2) She’s definitely not. And 3) ‘Undercover Hitler’ sounds like the worst spin-off of ‘Undercover Boss.'” – James Corden

“A lot of people voted today in primaries across five different states. Some people are even calling it ‘Super Tuesday 3.’ Although Marco Rubio is just calling it ‘Mission: Impossible 3.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“There were primaries in five states today. CNN dubbed today Super Tuesday 3 and we are now another Tuesday closer to finally having a president who has his own line of vodka named after himself.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Today is Super Tuesday. Again. Am I the only one who thinks there are starting to be more Super Tuesdays than normal Tuesdays? They’re even calling it Super Tuesday 3. If we’ve learned anything from Hollywood franchises, then today will be an expensive letdown.” – James Corden

“Most of the focus tonight was on Florida and Ohio. And if there’s one thing I know, it’s that you can always trust Florida to make the right decision.” – Jimmy Kimmel

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Double Standard

Matt Bors
© Matt Bors

After winning Iowa, Hillary Clinton was criticized for shouting too much. Even Bob Woodward, of Watergate fame, said “She shouts. There is something unrelaxed about the way she is communicating.

Are you kidding me?

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