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Trump’s Beautiful Flip Flops

Donald Trump seems to have just set a speed record for flip flops. As Electoral Vote hilariously put it:

Donald Trump sat for an interview Friday with Face the Nation. By that point, it had been more than 24 hours since he had explained his deeply-held views on abortion rights, so it was time for him to switch positions again. Thus, The Donald explained to moderator John Dickerson that while he believes abortion constitutes murder, “the laws are now set.” It would be difficult — impossible, perhaps — to craft a worse position on this issue, at least from a political perspective. In one fell swoop, the GOP frontrunner managed to alienate pro-choice folks by calling them murderers while at the exact same time alienating pro-life advocates by telling them “tough luck.”

After the inevitable blowback that came once excerpts of the interview were published, Trump got a head start on his Saturday flip-flop, and switched to abortion position #5 late Friday, declaring that he would “change the law through judicial appointments.” Now, he’s got the whole weekend to shift gears to position #6, whatever it may be.

This is not the first, nor will it probably be the last, multiple major flip flop on the part of Trump. In fact, Face The Nation has put together an online quiz. “Can you keep track of Trump’s shifting responses to policy questions?” Click the link to find out.

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Late Night Political Humor

“Three more states went to the polls yesterday, and a lot of places wound up having record turnout. I guess people really want to be able to tell their grandkids, ‘There used to be a country called America and I voted in its last election.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Donald Trump won yesterday’s Arizona Republican primary with almost 50 percent of the vote. He narrowly beat the second-place finisher, a gun wearing a cowboy hat.” – Seth Meyers

“Sarah Palin just signed a deal to act as a judge on a new reality court TV show. Sarah said she just wants to get a little legal experience before Trump nominates her to the Supreme Court.” – Jimmy Fallon

“According to a new poll that just came out, a majority of Trump voters believe that white people are losing out to minorities. The poll was taken at an NBA game.” – Conan O’Brien

“An editor for The Washington Post says that Donald Trump actually hit on her after she asked him a question. To be fair, the question was, ‘What do you consider torture?’ The answer: ‘Going on a date with me?'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Yesterday, Donald Trump threatened to reveal a terrible secret about Ted Cruz’s wife. Apparently Trump has some damning video of her marrying Ted Cruz.” – Conan O’Brien

“There’s a website called VoteTrumpGetDumped.com that’s asking women not to sleep with Trump supporters. Or as Melania put it, ‘What is name of this site again?'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Yesterday, an anti-Trump super PAC tweeted a nude photo of Melania Trump, asking if this should be the first lady. The response was an overwhelming ‘Hell no, she should be president!'” – Conan O’Brien

“Donald Trump said yesterday that a lot of politicians who say they’re against him in public are secretly supporting his campaign. Or as Hillary Clinton put it, ‘Guilty!'” – Jimmy Fallon

“At the Arizona primary yesterday, Republican voters had to wait as long as five hours. People in Arizona were furious and said, ‘That’s time I could have spent deporting my gardener.'” – Conan O’Brien

“Yesterday, President Obama and Cuban President Raúl Castro watched a baseball game between the Tampa Bay Rays and the Cuban national baseball team. The Rays won, so the Cuban team was sent to prison.” – Conan O’Brien

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Trump, Landlord from Hell

How was Donald Trump as a businessman? Well, most of his business has been buying and selling real estate. Things he did as a landlord might be indicative of how he treats people and how he might act as president.

In 1981, Trump purchased a 14-story building facing Central Park in New York City. His plan was to demolish the building and replace it with luxury condos. The only problem was that there were tenants in the current building with leases. They were rent stabilized, so he couldn’t just raise the rent to get rid of them.

Trump’s first step was send out “lease violation” letters to the tenants. The previous owner had given tenants permission to renovate their apartments, including moving interior walls. Trump reversed that permission and gave the renters 10 days to replace the walls or face eviction. The tenants hired a lawyer and according to documents at least some of the lease violation notices were put on hold.

So what did Trump do next? He cut off the tenants’ hot water and heat in the middle of the winter. He stopped all building repairs. He let the service elevator fill with garbage, and then ordered tenants to use it instead of the main elevator. He did nothing about a rodent infestation.

Trump also sued a tenant for not paying rent, even though he had paid it. A judge blasted Trump for his “spurious and unnecessary” lawsuit according to an article in the New York Times.

But Trump kept up. The building superintendent swore in court that Trump’s building managers ordered him to not do anything for the building: no repairs, no cleaning, not even any accepting of packages. Apartments developed water leaks. One leak went unrepaired for 10 months; so long that mushrooms started growing in the carpeting. The building managers also ordered the super to spy on the tenants.

Then, Trump turned really nasty. He bought several newspaper ads offering to shelter homeless people in the apartment building, in order to get the last of the tenants to move out so he could demolish it. Trump claimed “I just want to help with the homeless problem.”

Trump may dish it out, but he doesn’t seem to be able to take it. In 1973, the US Justice Department sued Trump Management Corporation for racial discrimination (Donald Trump was the company’s president). Trump was charged with quoting different offers to tenants based on their race, and lying to blacks that apartments were not available:

According to court records, four superintendents or rental agents confirmed that applications sent to the central [Trump] office for acceptance or rejection were coded by race. Three doormen were told to discourage blacks who came seeking apartments when the manager was out, either by claiming no vacancies or hiking up the rents. A super said he was instructed to send black applicants to the central office but to accept white applications on site. Another rental agent said that Fred Trump had instructed him not to rent to blacks. Further, the agent said Trump wanted “to decrease the number of black tenants” already in the development “by encouraging them to locate housing elsewhere.”

Donald Trump’s response was to hold a press conference and call the charges “absolutely ridiculous“. He even took the bizarre step of suing the Justice Department for defamation (asking for $100 million in damages). He also called up the head of the Justice Department’s Civil Rights division and demanded that they fire the lawyer handling the lawsuit against him. But a judge dismissed the suit filed by Trump (accusing Trump of “wasting of time and paper”), and Trump ended up settling the suit against him.

Apparently, Trump did not live up to the settlement, because three years later the Justice Department sued him again for the same thing. And on top of that, the New York City’s human rights commission started investigating Trump’s discriminatory rental practices. Trump complained to the New York Times that the investigation against him was a “form of horrible harassment.”

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Late Night Political Humor

“Here’s the latest on President Obama’s trip to Cuba. I saw that over the weekend he and his family were photographed on a walking tour of Havana in the pouring rain. Which means the president is like everyone’s dad on vacation: If he paid for the non-refundable tour, you’re going on that non-refundable tour.” – Jimmy Fallon

“President Obama today gave a televised address to Cubans. And thousands of citizens eagerly gathered around Cuba’s television.” – Seth Meyers

“Obama also spoke in Cuba yesterday and said that U.S. airlines will start making commercial flights to Cuba this year. But first, Obama said he wants to see a greater respect for human rights — not in Cuba, at LaGuardia.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Bernie Sanders recently spoke at the U.S.-Mexico border in Arizona and said, ‘we don’t need a wall.’ Then Bernie said, ‘But then again, I also told Noah we didn’t need an Ark, so who knows?'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Bernie can get very fired up. I watch him on these debates. But remember, if it seems like he’s yelling at you, it’s because he is yelling at you and you deserve it.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Over the weekend at a Bernie Sanders rally, a woman took off her top and revealed anti-Trump messages. Witnesses say she made two good points.” – Conan O’Brien

“Bernie Sanders has ignited a lot of passion, primarily among young people. And the incredible thing is he did it without posting even a single nude selfie.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“My favorite part about watching Bernie in debates is how he’s always got his finger up like he’s trying to flag down a waiter to get the check.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“After facing attack ads focused on his past derogatory comments toward women, Donald Trump said yesterday, ‘Nobody respects women more than I do.’ And then Melania rolled her eyes so hard, she saw brain.” – Seth Meyers

“Donald Trump met with the editorial board of The Washington Post yesterday and called one of the editors ‘beautiful’ when she asked him a question. In his defense, the question was ‘what’s the longest word you know?'” – Seth Meyers

“Trump’s campaign manager is denying reports that he drunk-dials female reporters and comes onto them. Trump’s campaign manager said, ‘I wasn’t drunk.'” – Conan O’Brien

“There was a primary in Arizona and caucuses in Idaho and Utah. Donald Trump was behind in the polls in Utah — Utah is not particularly friendly territory for Donald Trump because most of the voters there are sober.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“One of Donald Trump’s most high-profile supporters, former Alaska governor Sarah Palin, is working on a new gig. Sarah Palin is planning to host a new reality courtroom show. She would be the judge. The show doesn’t have a title yet but they’re thinking about calling it ‘Terrible Idea.'” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Sarah Palin has just signed up to star in her own ‘Judge Judy’-style reality show. Palin said she knows how to deal with drunks, deadbeat dads, and barroom brawlers — and that’s just her family.” – Conan O’Brien

“In an interview with CNN last night, Ted Cruz was asked about being Donald Trump’s vice president and said, quote, ‘I have zero interest whatsoever.’ Which is also what Cruz’s friends say when he invites them to dinner. You could’ve just said no!” – Jimmy Fallon

“It’s a strange thing. People wanting to run the country are now hosting reality shows and people hosting reality shows now want to run the country. We live in a very confusing time.” – Jimmy Kimmel

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Arizona is the New Florida

The state of Florida used to be the poster child for how not to run an election. But their crown is in serious danger of being passed to another state, Arizona, whose recent primary election was an unmitigated disaster. In fact, the Arizona Secretary of State even confirmed that election fraud did happen, and that failures “took place at virtually every level of government.”

First, and most importantly, the Arizona legislature failed to provide any funds for the primary. They left it out of the 2015 budget, promising to fix the oversight later, but never did. As a result, the number of polling places was slashed. For example, Maricopa County contains more than four million people (it includes Phoenix). In 2008 it had 400 polling places, but for this election there were only 60. Not only that, but the remaining polling places had as few as six voting booths. And for some reason, poll workers purposely left voting booths empty, in what appears to be deliberate voter suppression.

As a result, many people waited in lines as long as six hours to vote. Others never got the chance.

It gets worse. One poll worker testified that the election system tried to force her to give Republican ballots to Democratic party voters repeatedly throughout the day. The computer system made other errors, including showing 100% of precincts reporting, along with obviously false election results, at least six hours before the last person even voted.

There is also strong evidence that the voter database was hacked, changing the party affiliation of voters. The Secretary of State admitted this, saying “This is something that I know happened, and I know it happened to people in this room. It is not hearsay. It happened to someone in my own office.”

There should be an immediate federal investigation into this election. This obscene level of corruption and incompetence cannot be tolerated in a democracy.

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The Tax Plans of the Candidates, Part 2

Part 1 covered how much each presidential candidate’s tax plan would affect the top 0.1% of households. But in part 2, let’s get personal. How will each candidate’s tax plans (if they are enacted) affect the taxes that you pay?

Vox has created a simple widget to calculate this (if you can’t see it immediately below, click here). You enter your income for 2015, whether you are single or married, and how many children you have, and it tells you how much your taxes go up or down under each candidate’s plan. Note that the numbers include most federal taxes, including income taxes, payroll taxes (Social Security and Medicare), and excise taxes.

Let’s try some example numbers: the federal poverty level is $24,300 for a family of four. If you type this into the calculator, you get the following changes to that family’s taxes: Trump: -$220; Cruz: -$770; Clinton: +$10; Sanders: +$2,200. That’s right, under Sanders a family at the poverty level would see their taxes go up by $2,200 (i.e., they would lose 9% of their income).

Another example is the median household income in the US, which is $54,462 (half of all households earn less than this, and half earn more than this). In addition, the median household has 1 child. For those inputs, the results are: Trump: -$3,930; Cruz -$1,920; Clinton: +$40; Sanders: +$6,570. Under Sanders, the median family would lose 12% of their income.

Pretty much everyone pays significantly more under Sanders’s plan (as part 1 showed, the top 0.1% pays 29.5% more). However, this is not as bad as it sounds as Sanders would be raising taxes in order to nationalize major sectors of American life, including health care and college education, and would also expand Social Security. So while your taxes may go up, other big expenses (like health care, college, and saving for retirement) would go down. Will these balance out? It is hard to say, but that is not the point of this post.

The big question is, how will voters respond to these tax proposals in a general election? In particular, I personally think it would be well worth it to have a single payer health care system paid by taxes as Sanders proposes. The benefits of everyone having health insurance (and thus a healthier work force) and the lower costs of such a system would more than outweigh the higher taxes that would be required to pay for it. However, even today the latest polls show that 49.3% of Americans still oppose the ACA, while 36.7% favor it. That’s a significant negative attitude toward a system that is not only working well, but is far less “socialist” or “tax and spend” than what Sanders is proposing.

Indeed, don’t underestimate the power of negative advertising. When people are asked about the individual provisions of the ACA (without mentioning the names ACA or Obamacare) they are largely in favor of them. And yet, after tremendously negative campaigns against the ACA, people are still opposed to it. So while a majority of people are in favor of a significant number of progressive initiatives, the same majority keeps voting for Republican politicians who oppose those same initiatives.

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The Tax Plans of the Candidates, Part 1

Recently the nonpartisan Tax Policy Center published an analysis of the tax plans that each current presidential candidate has promised to enact (note that John Kasich has not published a tax plan). Mind you, it is Congress, not the president, who sets tax rates, but the president does have a fairly powerful bully pulpit from which to influence Congress on taxes. But regardless of that, this is each candidate’s stated goals, and it will be what the candidates will be judged on by voters in the election.

The friendly folks at Vox have taken all these numbers and turned them into graphs. In this graph, it shows how each candidate’s tax plans will affect the taxes paid by the top 0.1%, which is households that earn more than $3.7 million per year. The numbers are how much more each household will pay in taxes.

Proposed taxes

Clearly, the Republicans plan on dramatically cutting taxes for the wealthy (Cruz by $2 million per household), while the Democrats plan on raising taxes on them. But there is also a sizable difference between Clinton and Sanders. Sanders proposes that households whose income exceeds $3.7 million will pay an average of $3 million in additional taxes, while Clinton proposes they pay half a million more. Indeed, Clinton’s proposal is the most moderate and least disruptive proposal of all the candidates from either party. According to the calculations, “Under the Sanders plan, those at the top of the income scale would see their after-tax income fall by almost 45 percent”.

To make these numbers more meaningful, the tax plan proposed by Sanders would raise $596 billion just from the top one percent of households, which is more than the entire military spending budget in 2015 $583 billion). Clinton’s plan would raise $89 billion from the same group, which is more than the cost of the federal food stamp program ($78 billion). Cruz’s program would give $463 billion to the top one percent of households. Trump’s program would give $312 billion to the same group, which is less than Cruz’s plan, but Trump refuses to cut any spending, so he wins the “award” for the plan that would drive up the deficit the most.

Finally, this graph shows how much the tax rate (in percent) would change for the top 0.1% under each candidate’s plan (in absolute change):

proposed taxes

So for example, if a (wealthy) household is paying 30% of their income in federal taxes, Sanders would (on average) change that to have them pay 59.5%.

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Enthusiasm?

A new Gallup poll measures the enthusiasm of each presidential candidate’s supporters. One of their conclusions merits a closer look:

On the Democratic side, Hillary Clinton’s supporters are more enthusiastic than Sen. Bernie Sanders’ supporters, 54% vs. 44%.

Wait, what? Why do I keep hearing that Sanders supporters are far more enthusiastic than Clinton supporters? Doesn’t Sanders get massive crowds at his rallies? Isn’t he receiving far more small donations from individual donors? Doesn’t he consistently win caucus states where enthusiasm counts more than numbers?

But as Electoral-Vote points out, Sander’s supporters tend to be younger, while Clinton’s tend to be older. And in general, older people don’t go to rallies, but they are far more reliable voters. And it is the vote that counts.

Gallup speculates that the enthusiasm around Clinton is based on the historic nature of her candidacy and also their confidence that she will become both the first female major-party nominee and the first woman president. It also might be because Clinton is associated with the Obama administration, and Obama’s rising approval ratings indicate that people are waking up to how good a president Obama has been.

The bottom line is, don’t believe every media or internet narrative. As Electoral-vote points out “sometimes they are true but sometimes not. It depends on who is doing the narrating and which axe is being ground.”

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Trump Becomes an Existential Threat?

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Ironically, Donald Trump’s popularity has nosedived recently, for no particular reason. Maybe our flash in the pan has finally finished flashing? Who knows.

It is true that finally the Republicans have woken up to the disaster that a Trump presidency would be, both for the country and (probably more importantly to them) for the GOP. Or maybe it is because women have finally become disgusted enough at Trump for his blatant sexism. Indeed, a female strategist for a pro-Trump super PAC wrote a tell-all article about how even Trump doesn’t think he should be president. He was just running to help his business, and now that he miraculously has an actual chance of becoming president, his ego won’t let go.

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The Three Ts

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The only thing all three seem to have in common is that they are all about the rich. The “Tee” party is the Republican establishment, epitomized by Mitt Romney – the people that Trump and Cruz are supposedly rebelling against. The “Tea” party was taken over by the rich. Cruz pretends to be anti-establishment, but as The Week puts it, “Ted Cruz is no rebel. He just plays one on TV”. In fact, Cruz’s main beef with the Republican party seems to be that they aren’t pandering to the rich enough. And he’s married to an executive of Goldman Sachs. Finally, Trump is all about himself, and he is rich. The policy positions that he has bothered to articulate favor the rich, or at least him. He’ll do anything to get what he wants.

For now, the only question is which branch of the Republican party will survive? And you know, it may not actually matter.

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Late Night Political Humor

“The big story is President Obama’s historic visit to Cuba. After landing yesterday, Obama immediately tweeted out, ‘What’s up, Cuba?’ And Cubans opened up a window and yelled, ‘We don’t have the Internet! It’s like 1955 here!'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Yesterday, President Obama arrived in Cuba, a formerly hostile territory. Tomorrow, he returns to Washington, a currently hostile territory.” – Conan O’Brien

“When President Obama arrived in Cuba, a band played both the American and Cuban national anthems. Then just because it felt right, a baseball game broke out.” – Conan O’Brien

“Today, Cuban President Raul Castro asked President Obama to return ownership of Guantanamo Bay to Cuba. They want it back. Obama agreed, but only if Cuba takes Florida. Let’s make that happen right away.” – Conan O’Brien

“Meanwhile, Donald Trump tweeted that Raul Castro disrespected the president by not greeting him at the airport. Seriously? Our countries have been enemies for 60 years. I can’t even get my best friend to pick me up at the airport.” – Jimmy Fallon

Donald Trump continues to baffle and astound. A new study found that Donald Trump’s speeches are at a fifth grade level. In other words, he’s speaking two grades above his supporters right now.” – Conan O’Brien

“A new study has found Donald Trump speaks with the poorest grammar of any presidential candidate. Said Trump, ‘It’s actually the poorliest.'” – Seth Meyers

“Good news for Donald Trump. Donald Trump just got the official endorsement of Scott Baio. After hearing about it, Donald Trump said, ‘See, I’ve got the unemployed vote.'” – Conan O’Brien

“The New York Times published a quote calling millennials lazy, narcissistic, and obsessed with social media. Meanwhile, millennials have called The New York Times, ‘What’s a ‘New York Times?”” – Conan O’Brien

“John Kasich has actually been pretty vocal in his criticism of Trump’s antics. He also said Trump should remember that he’s not ‘Running for the presidency of the WWE.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Democratic National Committee head Debbie Wasserman Schultz today denied accusations that she is taking sides in the primary election season, and said, ‘There is no shred of evidence to suggest that I’m favoring Hillary Clinton over Bernie Socialist — I mean Bernie Sanders.'” – Seth Meyers

“Bernie Sanders this weekend gave a speech at the Mexican border. Actually he was in Vermont, but they could hear him at the Mexican border.” – Seth Meyers

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Turnabout

Jim Morin
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We’ve already discussed the idea of Hillary Clinton nominating Barack Obama to the Supreme Court. I love it.

Speaking of revenge, Politico makes the case that Hillary Clinton should pick Al Franken as her Vice President. They have lots of good reasons, but the best one to me is that it would drive conservative pundits absolutely crazy. After all, Franken has authored books like “Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot” and “Lies, and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them” (which featured a photo of Bill O’Reilly on the cover).

Franken could be the person best equipped to stand up to Trump … with humor. After all, Franken is a former comedian, and Trump seems to have no sense of humor at all. And Franken may be the best person to attract even die-hard Bernie Sanders supporters to vote for Clinton. Besides, he has been in the Senate for seven years; longer than either Obama or Clinton. And I like him because he seems to be the only senator who actually understands the internet, and is (as The Nation once said) “one of the Senate’s most impassioned champions of net neutrality”.

Does anyone else love the idea of Clinton as president, Franken as Veep, Sanders and Warren still fighting the good fight in the Senate, and Obama on the Supreme Court? For me, it would be a dream come true.

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Trump?

I’m seeing quite a few articles around the web trying to answer the vexing question of how Donald Trump became popular enough to be a serious contender for the presidency. After all, he is supremely unqualified for the job and he not only lies consistently, but isn’t even consistent in his lies (often contradicting himself within hours).

For example, the recent article “Why Donald Trump?” in fivethirtyeight.com is a good read, but it pretty much fails to answer its own question. Yes, it points to the “frustration and anger” at our current elected politicians, and of course Trump “is not that”. But there are lots of people who are not that. Why is Donald Trump the one? Especially when he is so obviously and transparently a charlatan (“a person falsely claiming to have a special knowledge or skill; a fraud”) and a huckster (“a mercenary person eager to make a profit out of anything”)?

A slightly better answer comes from Paul Krugman in an article that points out the hypocrisy of the GOP establishment who denounce Donald Trump, asking:

In fact, you have to wonder why, exactly, the Republican establishment is really so horrified by Mr. Trump. Yes, he’s a con man, but they all are. So why is this con job different from any other?

Yes, Trump “talks complete nonsense on domestic policy”, but how is this different from the rest of the GOP who still propose budgets full of voodoo economics and tax cuts, while throwing even more money at our bloated military? Yes, Trump “believes that foreign policy can be conducted via bullying and belligerence”, but it was Cruz who wanted to “carpet bomb” the Middle Rast. Yes, Trump is racist, but the rest of the GOP is the party of Nixon’s “Southern strategy“, of “Reagan’s invocations of welfare queens” and ginning up fear of “Willie Horton“.

Can anyone ever solve this important mystery?

So I was overjoyed when I found a real answer. Indeed, it is science that came to the rescue! Here is a fascinating and must-read article that provides the best answer I’ve seen to our questions about Trump. If you are at all interested in this, I recommend you read the whole thing. But here’s a shorter version.

The answer comes from the study of people who, under the right conditions (such as destabilizing social change, stress, or danger), look for an authority figure to solve their problems. In a reverse case of Godwin’s law, this field originally tried to answer the question of how someone like Hitler came to power with such an extreme and hateful ideology. What they found was that a large number of people, when they are faced with physical threats or dramatic changes to the status quo, flock to authority figures who, through decisive action, seem to offer protection from their fears.

A big problem was that it is difficult to measure whether people seek strong authority figures in times of stress. After all, you can’t just ask people if they are like sheep ready to follow anyone who decisively promises to solve all their problems, even if that person is a racist demagog. The big breakthroughs came in the early 1990s, when the study of authoritarian tendencies was decoupled from the study of fascism. In other words, they eliminated Godwin’s law from their studies. This allowed them to measure authoritarian tendencies by asking people non-political, non-controversial questions. They came up with four seemingly straightforward questions about childrearing, in order to measure how much the person values hierarchy, order, and conformity. These questions ask if the person thinks it is more important for a child to:

  1. Have independence or respect for elders?
  2. Be obedient or self-reliant?
  3. Be considerate or well-behaved?
  4. Have curiosity or good manners?

This simple test turned out to be highly reliable. Just after Donald Trump won the New Hampshire primary, a large poll was taken to measure the effect of authoritarian tendencies on the current election. What they found was dramatic. Authoritarianism was the single best predictor of support for Trump. They also found that the more someone was scared by foreign threats like ISIS, Iran, or Russia (as opposed to much more dangerous threats, like car accidents and gun violence), the more authoritarian they became and consequently the more likely they were to support Trump.

Why would the public become so scared of ISIS, Iran, or Russia? Because conservative politicians (like Trump) and media (like Fox News) have been beating into their heads that the US is under attack from these dangerous outside forces.

It seems that humans are still herd animals, and a herd wants a strong leader who promises (however vaguely) to protect the herd from outsiders. And make us great … again.

UPDATE: The NY Times just published an article that provides yet another reason for the popularity of Trump – the fact that the Republican party abandoned blue-collar workers and become completely dominated by the “donor class” (epitomized by Mitt Romney, who made his money buying struggling companies, stripping their assets and firing their workers). Their conclusion? The GOP is collapsing and if Trump hadn’t come along, someone else like him would have. It was just a matter of time.

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Late Night Political Humor

“Trump Tower in Chicago was struck by lightning during the Illinois primary, which Donald Trump went on to win. Nobody was hurt, but God was like, ‘Crap, I missed’.” – Jimmy Fallon

“There were no injuries, but long story short, Donald Trump has switched bodies with an 11-year-old boy.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Speaking of Trump, he recently said that if he becomes president he’ll force Apple to start making its products in the United States. It’s great news for anyone who wants to pay $20,000 for an iPhone.” – Jimmy Fallon

“The hacking group ‘Anonymous’ has apparently declared war against Donald Trump. Of course, hacking him shouldn’t be hard, because if there’s anyone who just uses their name as their password, it’s Donald Trump.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Ted Cruz was just featured in Us Weekly’s ’25 Things You Didn’t Know About Me’ column. And on the list he revealed that he was once bitten by an octopus at the beach and got ‘terribly ill’. Then the octopus said, ‘Yeah, it took me a while to recover, too.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“It was reported yesterday that an op-ed written by Donald Trump seems to have been blatantly plagiarized from an article written by Dr. Ben Carson days before. People first became suspicious when Trump’s op-ed began, ‘As a black doctor…'” – Seth Meyers

“John Kasich, fresh off his win in the Ohio primary, said that if you can’t win Ohio, you can’t be president. Then George Washington said, ‘What the hell is Ohio?'” – Jimmy Fallon

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Vote Trump, Get Dumped

Vote Trump, Get DumpedThe website is votetrumpgetdumped.com, and they also have a hashtag #votetrumpgetdumped. I’ll let their straightforward description on their website explain:

Those Who Vote Trump Should Understand This: No Sex. No Dates. No Chance.

To cast a vote for Trump is to agree with his sexist, perverted, demeaning, backwards, offensive treatment of women. Learn what’s at stake.

Join us by wielding your influence. Until Trump is defeated, we don’t date, sleep with, or canoodle with Trump supporters.

The Greeks did it. Women during the temperance movement did it. This is a tried and true method of getting men’s attention when they’re being dumb.

The also have a page with photos you can distribute, like this one:

Vote Trump, Get Dumped

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