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To Serve Mankind

Tom Tomorrow
© Tom Tomorrow

Are you as tired of this primary as I am? Can we stop now? Maybe I’ll just post comics for the next few months, would that be ok?

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Late Night Political Humor

“The presidential election has shifted its focus to New York. And a lot of candidates are already here campaigning. It’s the first time that the city that never sleeps is like, ‘Well, good night’.” – Jimmy Fallon

“On the Republican side, I saw that Ted Cruz visited a matzah factory in Brooklyn. Of course, matzah is the unleavened bread that Jewish people eat for Passover, and Ted Cruz is the presidential candidate that New Yorkers will definitely pass over.” – Jimmy Fallon

“The New York primary is fast approaching and Ted Cruz today stopped in Brooklyn to tour a matzah bakery. But he still didn’t see as many crackers as Donald Trump does at his rallies.” – Seth Meyers

“After losing in Wisconsin, there has been a big shake-up in the Trump campaign staff. In fact, the guy in charge of racist comments is now in charge of sexist comments.” – Conan O’Brien

“John Kasich had to move his campaign event to a larger venue when he got more RSVPs than expected. Kasich said, ‘We had to move it from a toll booth to a Sunglass Hut.'” – Conan O’Brien

“Two dangerous mentally-ill men have escaped from a Washington state psychiatric hospital. They’re now the leading contenders in the Republican presidential race.” – Conan O’Brien

“Hillary Clinton was campaigning in New York today and actually visited Yankee Stadium. Bernie Sanders spent the entire day looking for the Brooklyn Dodgers. ‘They were here when I left! Where did they go? Where are they?'” – Jimmy Fallon

“While campaigning in New York today, Hillary Clinton rode the subway and had to swipe her metro card five times before getting through a turnstile. Though if you know Hillary Clinton, you know she’ll keep trying until she gets in.” – Seth Meyers

“She swiped her metro card five times, which means it only took the crowd behind her 10 seconds to go from ‘Oh my God it’s Hillary!’ to ‘Let’s go lady!'” – Seth Meyers

“The IRS has introduced new technology allowing you to pay your taxes at a 7-Eleven. So just imagine: You can now declare your earnings from 2015 while eating a hot dog from 2005.” – Conan O’Brien

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Two Evils that are Equally Bad

Jen Sorensen
© Jen Sorensen

For the life of me, I keep changing my mind about who would be worse, Donald Trump or Ted Cruz. Most of the time, I think Cruz is worse, because he really believes the stupidity he spouts, and he knows he is right because, um, god talks to him.

Then Trump does something totally stupid. Like yesterday, when we discovered that one of his top foreign policy advisors is a nutcase who filed a lawsuit against some native Americans because he believed (without any evidence) that they were conspiring with Turkey to build nukes for the Muslims. No, I am not making this up.

So, maybe Trump is more dangerous, because I can’t believe anyone sane would vote for Cruz for president (other than evangelicals), whereas Trump might just be able to pull it off.

But then again, maybe Cruz is worse because he has lots of campaign money, and if Trump has to start paying for a real campaign himself he will probably lose interest quickly.

You get the picture. Which one do you think is worse?

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Late Night Political Humor

“Bernie Sanders won on the Democratic side in the Wisconsin primary. Sanders’ Wisconsin supporters celebrated by drinking Old Milwaukee, or as Bernie calls it, ‘Young Milwaukee’.” – Jimmy Fallon

“In an interview, Spike Lee said that Bernie Sanders’ campaign song should be ‘Brooklyn’s in the House.’ Today, Bernie Sanders said, ‘I don’t know who this ‘Spike Lee’ is, but I hope he can deliver the Asian vote.'” – Conan O’Brien

“Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders have scheduled a debate for next Thursday in Brooklyn. Which is about as close as Bernie Sanders can get to Wall Street without spontaneously combusting.” – Seth Meyers

“While campaigning in Wisconsin, Ted Cruz refused to wear the traditional Wisconsin ‘Cheesehead’. Ted Cruz said the Cheesehead would compromise the dignity that he one day hopes to have.” – Conan O’Brien

“Following his win in Wisconsin, Ted Cruz today campaigned in the Bronx. Said Cruz supporters, ‘None of us live there’.” – Seth Meyers

“Donald Trump suffered a big loss yesterday in Wisconsin to Ted Cruz. Or as Trump put it, ‘I hit a wall. A big wall. And I’m going to have to pay for it.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Some people are blaming Donald Trump’s loss in Wisconsin on the fact that he made fun of Ted Cruz’s wife with a photo on Twitter. Trump said he regrets the decision and wishes he had used Instagram.” – Conan O’Brien

“I saw that Rob Kardashian just got engaged to model Blac Chyna. Yeah, ‘Blac Chyna.’ Or as Trump calls that, ‘his worst nightmare’.” – Jimmy Fallon

“John Kasich yesterday responded to Donald Trump’s calls on him to suspend his campaign and said, quote, ‘I’m not dropping out, I’m dropping in.’ Specifically, in the polls.” – Seth Meyers

“Chris Christie was the focus of a shaming campaign after a fan at a basketball game photographed him seemingly pouring a bag of M&Ms into a box of M&Ms. I guarantee you Chris Christie did not know the score of that basketball game.” – James Corden

“Are we really shocked Chris Christie is eating M&Ms? The man endorsed Trump. He sucks at making healthy decisions.” – James Corden

“My point is that Chris Christie eating M&Ms isn’t something that should go viral. It’s basically what we expect. Like nobody would get excited if they caught Bernie Sanders cutting his own hair in a bus station bathroom. It’s just what he does.” – James Corden

“In a new study, three in four Americans told pollsters that they were angry because, quote, ‘Public officials don’t care what people like me think.’ They got even angrier when the pollsters were like, ‘Yeah, I wasn’t asking you, I was asking the guy behind you.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“The DEA has announced that by the middle of the year they may decide to remove marijuana from its Schedule 1 category of dangerous drugs. Because, let’s face it, it’s absurd to have ‘marijuana’ and ‘schedule’ in the same sentence.” – Seth Meyers

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Bankers for Bernie

There was an article in Politico last week titled “Bankers for Bernie“, about bankers and financiers who support Bernie Sanders. Frankly, there should be many more of them.

After all, if you know anything at all about finance and economics, you should know that they are not a zero-sum game. As they say, a rising tide raises all boats. It was the rising middle class in America that led to our most prosperous times and economic prosperity. And numerous studies have proven that in places where there is too large a gap between the rich and the poor, everyone – including the rich – suffers. Not just financially, but also their life expectancy goes down, as well as the quality of their life. These are facts.

But even if they weren’t true, even if you are competing for a prize of fixed size, how can you feel good about yourself if you have to tilt the playing field in your favor? Is it worth winning if you have to knee-cap your competition? Do you really want to live in a world where the only way to get ahead is corruption and cheating? What kind of world is that? You don’t have to speculate, because there are plenty of places in the world where corruption and graft is the norm, and they are not pretty places. What’s the point of being rich if you can’t even walk down the street without surrounding yourself with bodyguards? Or where your children suffer because of pollution and crime?

And we’ve seen what happens when Wall Street gets free reign to do whatever they want. Bubbles, more bubbles, recession, or worse. Followed by a complete vilification of bankers and investors (which they mostly deserve, although to me it doesn’t help to blame the bankers when the system is really to blame), and then by the pendulum swinging toward socialism. Are the bankers so stupid that they can’t see this coming? Can they see no further than this quarter’s profits?

To me, the solution is not unbridled capitalism, which in its purest form is no better than robber barons and warlords. I do believe in free markets, although that term means something slightly different than what many corporate CEOs think it means. But neither is it unbridled socialism, which has produced problems just as bad.

It means equal opportunity. Everyone should have an equal chance to succeed, which means that everyone will also have an equal chance to fail. But failure should not be terminal. There needs to be a comprehensive social safety net. I’m not asking for much, just the same degree of safety net that we always seem to be able to afford to bail out the too-big-to-fail banks and other industries.

Equal opportunity means that everyone has equal access to health care, and an equal chance to get a good education. It means that we need to expand the meaning of capital to include not just money, but also “social capital“.

It means that we have to eliminate, as much as possible “externalities” by taxing them at their full cost. Business that pollute should pay for mitigating that pollution completely. Businesses that use up finite resources (rare materials, clean water, and even biodiversity) should be taxed to completely cover those costs. Sustainability should be encouraged by taxing businesses that are not sustainable (like fossil fuels, overfishing, etc.). Corporate law should be changed to reduce the fixation on short-term profits at the expense of, well, everything else.

And finally, the playing field must be as level as possible. Monopolies should (once again) be prohibited by law, and even inheritance should be heavily taxed. If you have done your job as a parent, there is no need to give your children an overly unfair monetary advantage. They have the opportunity to succeed on their own. Don’t give them the fish, teach them how to fish.

On the other hand, with all these new taxes on pollution and destruction of resources or species, we should be able to greatly reduce many conventional taxes. We should mainly tax things we want to reduce. Currently, we stupidly tax things that we should be encouraging. We have sales taxes, when we depend on consumers to buy things to keep the economy going. We tax income, when we need people to earn money. Let them keep more of the money they earn. But if they can’t take it with them when they die, and can’t just pass it down completely to their children, there will be less incentive for people to be overly greedy. That, in turn, will reduce economic bubbles, because the rich will spend less time searching for safe places to invest their money.

Property should still be taxed, because it is a finite resource. I’m fine with taxing things like drugs, but we should make drug use legal, and then use the taxes we raise on them to pay for any health or other problems that arise from excessive drug use, instead of paying to throw drug users in jail, which does nobody any good.

That’s my solution. It isn’t socialism (not even “democratic socialism”, which does share some of the same goals), and it isn’t what we currently think of as business-friendly capitalism (although I’m sure we will find that it is actually far more friendly to business). I’m not sure what to call it, although one could invent terms like “social capitalism”.

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Get the lead out!

I’ve posted about our national love affair with lead poisoning before, but John Oliver almost makes it funny. Well, except that something this tragic isn’t funny at all.

We spend billions, if not trillions on fighting terrorism, and yet we won’t spend the money to clean up the lead in our environment, the lead that we stupidly put there ourselves. Despite the fact that it would save far more lives. And we are talking about children’s lives.

The World Health Organization estimates that lead exposure accounts for 143,000 deaths every year, and around 600,000 cases of brain damage in children annually, which causes intellectual disabilities.

There is also plenty of evidence that reducing lead pays for itself. Every dollar we spend on lead remediation returns at least $17 on lower crime and health costs.

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Late Night Political Humor

“After weeks of back and forth, Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton have finally agreed to hold a debate in Brooklyn next Thursday. You know you’re in New York when you have to argue over the date of when you’re going to argue.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Next Thursday’s debate will be at the Brooklyn Navy Yard. Bernie says he chose the location because of its history, while Hillary liked it because it’s remote, poorly lit, and close to the East River.” – Jimmy Fallon

“The Hillary Clinton campaign believes that Donald Trump is going to go after her occasional ‘health problems’. Today, Hillary reminded Trump that being a woman over 40 is not a ‘health problem’.” – Conan O’Brien

“Donald Trump is polling so badly with women that at a rally last night, he had his wife, Melania, introduce him. Because if there’s one thing that’s guaranteed to get American women on your side, it’s a foreign model who’s married to a billionaire and never has to work.” – Conan O’Brien

“Donald Trump said yesterday that acting more presidential would make his campaign ‘boring as hell’. Though if he gets elected, I suppose ‘boring’ is the best version of hell we can hope for.” – Seth Meyers

“At a campaign event in Wisconsin yesterday, a 16-year-old boy threw an egg at Donald Trump but missed. And I can’t quite explain it, but somehow it hit Jeb Bush.” – Seth Meyers

“In an attempt to win over Wisconsin, Ted Cruz said, ‘To be honest, I like cheese on cheese.’ Of course when he was campaigning in Florida he said, ‘I like meth on meth.'” – Conan O’Brien

“More than 11.5 million documents called the ‘Panama Papers’ just leaked, and they link Vladimir Putin to $2 billion held in secret offshore accounts. If confirmed, it could be the LEAST bad thing Putin’s ever done.” – Jimmy Fallon

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What is a Politician?

Should a politician have their own principles and stick to them even if they are unpopular, or is the job of a politician to represent the opinions of their constituents? Electoral Vote puts it this way:

Some voters like their politicians to be completely principled and refuse to compromise those principles, ever. Better a principled loss than half a win. Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) is like this and his supporters love him for it. Other people think that politicians shouldn’t actually have any principles. They should represent their constituents and do what their constituents want. When Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY) was promoted from being a representative in a rural district in upstate New York to senator of the whole state she instantly switched from being a right-wing Blue Dog Democrat to one of the most liberal senators. She then explained that her job was reflecting the views of her constituents and now she had very different constituents. The same could be said of Clinton. She clearly has some principles (she’s never wavered on gun control or abortion) but now that Sanders has demonstrated that a lot of Democrats oppose TPP and Keystone and support a $15 minimum wage, she is coming around to absorbing their views.

I believe that we have a “representative democracy” and so the representatives should really reflect the views of the voters. If we accept the fact that voters change their views (as they did quite quickly on gay marriage), then why do we believe that our representatives should not change their views based on the views of their constituents?

However, one point that Electoral Vote left out is figuring out just who are the real constituents of a representative. Are they the voters, or are they instead the donors? Especially after Citizens United, it may be that money is more important than voters, not just because politicians can pass laws to disenfranchise voters they don’t like, but because they can sometimes (but not always) persuade voters to change their views, even to the point of voting against their own interests.

Indeed, in this election especially, both Trump and Sanders are popular because of the view that their loyalty cannot be bought.

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Demographics

During the Democratic debate last week, Bernie Sanders said:

Secretary Clinton cleaned our clock in the Deep South, no question about it. That is the most conservative part of this great country. But you know what, we’re out of the Deep South now. And we’re moving up.

Let’s ignore for now the racist implications of this statement. After all there are only six states where more than one quarter of the population is black, and five of them are part of the “Deep South“.

But let’s stick to the numbers, and for numbers, we always turn to Nate Silver of FiveThirtyEight.com.

Silver points out that Sanders’s statement is very misleading, if not outright wrong. Clinton is not just doing well with blacks in the deep south, she is doing well with all minorities (including hispanics and asian-americans) everywhere. And minorities are increasingly important to the Democratic party. In the last presidential election, only 55% of voters for Barack Obama were white, and that percentage is expected to go down over time. Silver predicts that for this election, whites will make up 54% of Democratic voters, with 24% black, 15% Hispanic, and 7% asian. And in fact, in states whose demographics mostly match these numbers (such as Ohio and Nevada), Clinton has consistently done well, much better than Sanders.

In fact, the only kind of state where Sanders is consistently doing well are states that have a caucus instead of a primary. If all states had a primary, then, as Silver puts it, “Sanders couldn’t even maintain the pretense of a competitive race”.

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Late Night Political Humor

“Tomorrow is the Wisconsin presidential primary, which could actually be pivotal for the Republican race for president. While Milwaukee has already played a major role by making all the beer that’s helped us through it.” – Jimmy Fallon

“House Speaker Paul Ryan today continued to shoot down rumors that he could be a surprise candidate at the Republican convention and said that he’s not the fresh face his party needs. I guess he hasn’t gotten a look at the other faces in contention.” – Seth Meyers

“Ted Cruz said that a ‘white knight’ is not going to parachute into the Republican convention and walk away with the nomination. To which the GOP responded, ‘You had us at ‘white’.” – Conan O’Brien

“Donald Trump said in a recent interview that the press conference held to announce his candidacy for president looked like the Academy Awards. No black people.” – Seth Meyers

“Donald Trump told The Washington Post that he’ll be able to get the United States completely out of debt in eight years. When asked how, Trump was like, ‘Easy, declare bankruptcy and start fresh! It’s fantastic. I’ve done it already. It’s amazing.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“A man was arrested on Friday by Secret Service officers for climbing over the White House fence. ‘I just wanted to see the Oval Office,’ said Jeb.” – Seth Meyers

“Hillary Clinton said on ‘Meet the Press’ yesterday that the FBI has not reached out to schedule an interview with her regarding her private email server. When asked how she’d respond to such a request, Hillary said, ‘Oh, I’d delete it.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Members of Bernie Sanders’ campaign staff say they regret not reaching out to black voters earlier. They also regret that, when they did reach out to black voters, it was to ask if they could touch their hair.” – Conan O’Brien

“Bernie Sanders said today that none of the ideas he’s proposed in his campaign are radical or unrealistic other than, of course, the idea of a 74-year-old Jewish president with a $2 haircut.” – Seth Meyers

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Great American Speeches as Delivered by Donald Trump

[This was written by reader Stephen Statler, who asked me to post it. Yeah, we are all suffering from Trump burnout, but this is pretty funny. Reading this, I could just imagine Trump saying these things. –iron]

ABRAHAM LINCOLN: GETTYSBURG ADDRESS
Some time ago, I’m not sure how long, and frankly it doesn’t matter, our forefathers brought forth a new nation. Right here, right where we’re standing. Not in Mexico. Not in China. This nation was conceived in liberty. And it was dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. There’s nothing about women. I personally would have included women in that, because I love women and they love me. And, by the way, no one is a bigger fan of women than me. But that’s what it says — all men. But this nation right now, I’m sorry to say, is in the toilet. I’m sorry, but it’s true. We have to start winning. We’ve been losing for years. Losing to China, losing to Isis, losing to Mexico. China is devaluing their currency to a level you wouldn’t believe. Winning is the only way to make sure that a government of the people, by the people, for the people, never perishes from the earth.

MARTIN LUTHER KING: I HAVE A DREAM
I have a dream. Honestly, it’s an amazing dream. It’s probably the best dream ever dreamt by anyone. In my dream, freedom rings from the top of my tower, which is the biggest tower. The biggest. And there’s a bell. The biggest bell you’ve ever seen. Mexico pays for that bell. In my dream, the bell rings and suddenly every single child in America is not judged by their color. Why? Because they’re all white. Seriously. What’s wrong with white? It’s a simple color. It’s not even a color. It’s all the colors together. Like Benetton. I had a lot of good friends at Benetton. It went belly up. Those guys were wrecked, they were devastated. Why? Because they were trying to be politically correct. It didn’t work. They wanted to make everybody and everything “free at last.” It never works. I’m sorry. Nothing’s free. I wish it were but it’s not.

JOHN KENNEDY: INAUGURAL ADDRESS
Vice President Rubio, Mr. Speaker, Chief Justice Obama. Thank you all very much. All I can say is, you made the right choice. Without a doubt. I’ll be the best president ever. Honestly, in the history of presidents, I’ll be the best. I’m doing it already. This is the best acceptance speech, the best inauguration. Why? Because there’s millions of people here. And I’m keeping it short. All those senators like Ted do in Washington is give each other speeches. I’m sorry, but it’s true. But I’m not going to do that. I’m only going to ask one thing from you. Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for me. Seriously, this country doesn’t owe you anything. It used to be the greatest country in the world. Now it’s a toilet bowl, and we’re going down the drain begging our country to save us. “Save me, save me!” Don’t ask what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for me. I mean it. What can you do for me? I’m the President. I’ve made thousands of deals. I know everybody. Who are you? You’re just some schlub going down the drain crying “Save me, save me!” Why should I listen to you? It doesn’t make sense.

PATRICK HENRY: GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH
What good is life if I have to live it in chains? Seriously, what kind of life is that? But the donors keep begging me. All those special interests. They’re begging: “Please, please, take our money!” But their money is made of chains. They want my liberty for their money. But I say give me liberty or, frankly, give me death. I’m serious. I’d take death over chains in a heartbeat. In a heartbeat. America’s in chains now. Every single one of us is in chains, and the chains are made by China. And we keep buying them. I buy them, too, they’re so cheap. But our chains have a little tag on them that says “Made in China.”

FDR: NOTHING TO FEAR BUT FEAR ITSELF
People tell me the only thing we have to fear is fear itself. Decent people. But they’re wrong. We have a lot to fear. Like Mexicans. I love the Mexicans, they’re wonderful people. And they love me. But they’re rapists and murderers. So we need to build a wall to keep them out. A big wall. Fifty feet high. A hundred feet. And we’ll make them pay for it. Also China needs a wall to keep them in. Don’t get me wrong. I love China. Chinese people are the hardest working people. Wonderful people, with their families and their bowing and their “ching chong choo.” Nobody speaks faster. They get a lot done. But we’ve got to keep them behind a wall because they’re killing us. So we’ll build a wall, a Great Wall. And I’ll make them pay for it.

NATHAN HALE: ONE LIFE TO GIVE FOR MY COUNTRY
Honestly, my only regret is that I have just one life to give for my country. I wish I had more. Frankly, we need a lot more of me. Can you imagine 20, 50, 100 Donald Trumps? What couldn’t we do? A nation full of me, standing up to China? Standing up to Mexico? We’d win. I’m telling you right now, we’d win everything. But there’s only one me. However, it’s a big one, let me tell you. Big in all departments. Megyn Kelly knows what I mean. The truth is, the world couldn’t contain a hundred Donald Trumps. It’d explode. I’d have to negotiate with Donald Trump. And let me tell you he’d win. I’d be a winner and a loser at the same time. A paradox. The time-space continuum would explode. Ted’s wife would suddenly be hot, Jeb Bush would grow a pair. So I have only one life to give for my country, and I regret that, I honestly do. But let’s make the most of me. Let’s make Donald Trump the man every child in America aspires to be, the man with his finger on the button, the man with the nuclear launch codes. Let’s make Donald Trump the most powerful man in the world. Let’s make Donald Trump President and let’s make America great again!

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Late Night Political Humor

“We have New Jersey governor Chris Christie on the show tonight, which means right now, Donald Trump is unlocking his basement going, ‘Oh, no, he escaped.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“I saw that Jeb Bush is going back to giving speeches after his failed run for the Republican nomination. He’s actually a very talented motivational speaker, because after you listen to his life story, you feel great about yourself.” – Jimmy Fallon

“An STD clinic in Los Angeles is copying Bernie Sanders’ campaign slogan to advertise its testing services. ‘Feel the burn? Freestdtest.org.’ Makes sense because just like STDs, Bernie’s campaign is super popular on college campuses.” – Jimmy Fallon

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Slow

I’m traveling. Bad internet connection here. Things might be slow until Monday.

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Late Night Political Humor

“Tomorrow is April Fools’ Day, which means everyone will be waiting for Donald Trump to finally say, ‘Gotcha! I never wanted to be president! I can’t believe you dummies let it go on this long!'” – Jimmy Fallon

“After saying in an interview that there should be punishment for women who undergo illegal abortions, Donald Trump last night started to walk back his comments by claiming he meant to say doctors should be punished. And I have to say, it’s pretty ironic that Trump had to use Plan B.” – Seth Meyers

“Donald Trump met with the Republican National Committee today. I wish I could have been a part of that meeting. Like Dr. Frankenstein meeting with his monster.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Donald Trump was in Washington, D.C., today to meet privately with members of his newly established foreign policy team. They went over key points like, ‘This one’s Europe,’ and ‘No, no, no, THIS one’s Europe.'” – Seth Meyers

“Trump is busy preparing for what might be a losing battle in Wisconsin. The Wisconsin primary is on Tuesday and in the most recent polls, Trump trails Ted Cruz by 10 points. Try saying that 10 times fast.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are the two nominees, it will be the first time both parties’ nominees are over 65 years old. Which should explain that one debate where they just play checkers in the park. ‘King me!'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Trump and Hillary would be the oldest nominees since 1848. Or as Bernie Sanders put it, ‘My first campaign!'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Bernie Sanders today held a campaign rally in the South Bronx. Sanders said it was great to be in a neighborhood where he wasn’t the loudest person.” – Seth Meyers

“Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton said Republicans are trying to act like President Obama’s not still president. Also doing that: President Obama. He’s going to Cuba, doing the tango in Argentina. He’s basically checking off his bucket list.” – Jimmy Fallon

“President Obama yesterday commuted the sentences of 61 federal prisoners, most of whom were low-level drug offenders. Then he had lunch with a bunch of them. Obama ate lunch with seven former inmates. Usually former inmates have to be on the team that won the Super Bowl to get invited to the White House for lunch.” – Jimmy Kimmel

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First Colleague!

Bernie Sanders was just endorsed by Jeff Merkley, the junior senator from Oregon. Why is this newsworthy? Because for Sanders, this is the first endorsement from one of his colleagues in the Senate. I think this is great.

No, I haven’t become a Bernie Bro. I still feel exactly the way I have from the beginning. I like Bernie Sanders, I agree with much of what he says, and I think him being in the primary mostly helps Democrats. On the other hand, I still think Hillary Clinton will make a better president (because she is more pragmatic, and Sanders is too ideological). Although that doesn’t really matter, because barring some huge unforeseen event, she will be our next president (whether I like it or not).

No, I like Merkley’s endorsement because it lends legitimacy to the Sanders campaign and promotes progressive policies, while at the same time eliminating some of the more annoying aspects of Sanders being an “insurgent candidate”. It doesn’t matter that Merkley is, as the Washington Post puts it, the senator most likely to endorse Sanders. Or that his endorsement could be viewed as a political expediency for a very liberal senator in a state that will almost certainly vote for Sanders in the primary. The fact that until now, no senator had endorsed Sanders fed the myth that Sanders is an outsider who is fighting a corrupt Democratic establishment that is “in the bag” for Clinton. This demonstrates that Democratic politicians are free to endorse anyone they please.

Merkley gave the best endorsement possible. He explicitly acknowledged that Sanders’s chances are small (because math), but that Sanders represents a re-imaging of the Democratic party that reaffirms its progressive ideals. And that is something that all progressives can get behind. This allows Merkley to act as a uniting force. Despite our differences, Democrats are largely fighting for the same thing. Our tactics may differ but our goals are virtually identical, especially compared to the goals of the Republican candidates.

In order to win – not just at the ballot box but in changing America for the better – we must be strong, and we must be united.

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