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Jill Stein: Just No.

Dan Savage has a good rant about recent third-party candidates titled “Dan Savage on Jill Stein: Just No.”

The bottom line is that you don’t build a real political party just by running someone for president every four years. You actually have to do work, and get people elected at all levels: city, county, state legislatures, governors, and Congress.

Or as Savage put it a bit more colorfully: “If you’re interested in building a third party, a viable third party, you don’t start with president.” “You don’t do that by trotting out the reanimated corpse of Ralph fucking Nader every four fucking years.” He complains that there has been “no sustained effort to build a Green Party nationally. Just this griping, bullshitty, grandstanding, fault-finding, purity-testing, holier than thou-ing, that we are all subjected to every four fucking years by the Green Party candidate.”

It’s true. It is easy to complain. It is much harder to actually do something about it.

He also takes to task the lie that there is no difference between the parties:

People supported Ralph Nader in 2000 and said there was no difference between Al Gore and George W. Bush, therefore we could all afford to throw our votes away, protest-style, on Ralph Nader, who had no hope of getting elected, because there was no difference between Bush and Gore.

These same people, at the same time, said that George Bush was so manifestly obviously terrible that he would bring the revolution if he got himself elected somehow. They didn’t say this about Gore, he wouldn’t bring the revolution. They’re exactly the same, exactly as awful, but one would bring the revolution and one wouldn’t. Which means they weren’t exactly the same and they weren’t equally awful.

And now people say the same thing about Trump, “that his election will bring the revolution.” Savage says that is “bullshit”.

The revolution did not come in 2000 when George W. Bush got close enough to winning to steal the White House. It will not come if Donald J. Trump gets his ass elected.

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Late Night Political Humor

[Jokes from June 29, 2016]

“I read that a record number of Americans are expected to travel this 4th of July. And if Trump wins the presidency, twice as many Americans are expected to travel this 4th of November.” – Conan O’Brien

“Trump is making a real effort to appear more presidential these days. Yesterday, he went to a Pennsylvania recycling plant where he unveiled part of his economic platform. And instead of wearing his trademark baseball cap, he stood in front of a giant pile of garbage.” – Stephen Colbert

“Yesterday, Donald Trump gave a speech at an industrial plant while standing in front of a giant wall of trash. Before the speech, Trump welcomed his new campaign manager, Mike Metaphor.” – Conan O’Brien

“Here’s the plan: Trump is going to revive the economy by turning in empties for the refund.” –Stephen Colbert

“In a speech yesterday, Donald Trump spoke in favor of waterboarding. Trump said, ‘It’s how I got two of my three wives to say yes.'” – Conan O’Brien

“A new Quinnipiac University poll has Trump and Clinton almost tied. This is the first tie for Donald Trump that wasn’t manufactured in China.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Hillary Clinton unveiled her technology plan which would offer broadband internet access to all Americans. Then she quickly added, ‘Except for my husband’.” – Conan O’Brien

“It’s hard to believe that there are only seven months left in the Obama presidency. You never know how much you’re going to miss a guy until you see the options.” – Stephen Colbert

“A lot of people are wondering what Barack Obama will do after he’s president. I read today that he is thinking about becoming a venture capitalist in Silicon Valley. So, evidently, Obama is going to be going for the cash. Good for him, but he may have to make a slight adjustment to his poster from ‘Change’ to ‘Ka-ching!'” – Stephen Colbert

“A new ballot measure will allow Californians to vote in November on whether to legalize recreational marijuana. Californians will have the option of voting either ‘Yes’ or ‘Hell yes’.” – Conan O’Brien

“In November, California voters will vote on a measure to legalize marijuana for recreational use. Supporters of the amendment turned in the required amount of signatures on time to get on the ballot. Whether the measure passes or not, turning something in on time is a huge victory for marijuana enthusiasts.” – Jimmy Kimmel

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Make America Fear Again

Trevor Noah of the Daily Show has the best summary of the start of the Republican convention:

As for Melania Trump and her plagiarism. As Noah says, who cares? If that’s what it takes for Republicans to cheer for Michelle Obama’s words, then they can steal all they want! What we should be worried about are the parts that she didn’t steal from Obama:

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Lipstick on a Pig

The ghostwriter of (i.e., the person who actually wrote) “The Art of the Deal” can’t take it anymore and speaks out on Donald Trump, saying that Trump is not just a sociopath, but is “The Sociopath”. Tony Schwartz spent 18 months following Trump around an listening in on Trump’s office phone conversations. And the prospect of Trump becoming president terrifies him: “I genuinely believe that if Trump wins and gets the nuclear codes there is an excellent possibility it will lead to the end of civilization.”

Other things he says about Trump: “He has no attention span.” Trump is “like a kindergartner who can’t sit still in a classroom.” It is “impossible to keep him focussed on any topic, other than his own self-aggrandizement, for more than a few minutes, and even then …” Trump’s short attention span has left him with “a stunning level of superficial knowledge and plain ignorance.”

Schwartz also says about Trump, “Lying is second nature to him.” “More than anyone else I have ever met, Trump has the ability to convince himself that whatever he is saying at any given moment is true, or sort of true, or at least ought to be true.” Schwartz also says about Trump’s lying “He had a complete lack of conscience about it.” Most of all, Trump lies about his deals, but he lies about almost everything: “Trump describes his father as having been born in New Jersey to Swedish parents; in fact, he was born in the Bronx to German parents.”

Trump claims to be “a warm family man with endless admirers” but according to Schwartz “Trump spent very little time with his family and had no close friends.” Trump describes himself as a self-made man, and even derides wealthy heirs as members of “the Lucky Sperm Club”. But the truth is that “Trump’s father was instrumental in his son’s rise, financially and politically.” Fred Trump had to co-sign many of Trump’s contracts, and when Trump couldn’t make payments on some loans, his father bailed him out.

In summary, Schwartz says “Trump stands for many of the things I abhor: his willingness to run over people, the gaudy, tacky, gigantic obsessions, the absolute lack of interest in anything beyond power and money.”

UPDATE: Of course, after this was published in the New Yorker, Donald Trump had his lawyers send a cease-and-desist letter to Schwartz. Schwartz responds by saying “I fully expected him to attack me, because that is what he does, so I can’t say I am surprised. But I’m much more worried about his becoming president than I am about anything he might try to do to me.”

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A Plague Upon Your House?

As if the Republican convention wasn’t cursed enough, now the health commissioner for the county containing Cleveland is reporting a Norovirus outbreak among some GOP convention staffers. Norovirus triggers “explosive bouts of vomiting and diarrhea” and is “exceedingly contagious”. Symptoms typically last up to three days, which is just long enough to cover the convention.

UPDATE:

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More from the RNC

You have undoubtably heard about this, but it is interesting to hear it side-by-side:

List of items prohibited from being brought into the convention perimeter: tennis balls, sound equipment, umbrellas with metal tips, padlocks and bicycle locks, sleeping bags, gas masks, ornaments, tents, coolers, lasers, canned goods, light bulbs, aerosol cans, ropes longer than 6 feet, non-plastic containers, ice chests, mattresses, BB guns, paintball guns, and water pistols.

Allowed: AR-15 assault rifles. Well, except you can’t bring them into the convention hall itself, because the Secret Service but their foot down.

UPDATE: Paul Manafort first tried to deny that there was any plagiarism scandal at all, and then repeatedly tried to blame the scandal on Hillary Clinton!

UPDATE 2: Republicans are arguing that Melania Trump is not guilty of plagiarism, but that she was just using common themes. But the company whose software is used by most universities to detect plagiarism ran her speech through their program and declared that the chances that she did not plagiarize parts of it are “1 in 1 trillion” (translation: effectively a mathematical impossibility). In addition, a number of former presidential speechwriters and communication aides for both parties said that given the scrutiny that is applied to convention speeches, this kind of plagiarism is unheard of and is a sign of deep problems in Trump’s campaign.

UPDATE 3: There was one difference between Melania Trump’s speech Monday night and Michelle Obama’s speech at the Democratic convention in 2008. Trump wore a dress made by a foreign designer while Obama (both in 2008 and in 2012) wore a dress from an American designer. Trump is not alone — both Ann Romney and Cindy McCain wore outfits from foreign designers. Which is only interesting because Trump and the Republicans claim to always put America first.

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RNC Recap

If you missed the first day of the Republican National Convention (like me, I was off on an island for the day, with no electricity or internet) Electoral Vote has a concise summary you should read.

Quick summaries of the delegate revolt that was quashed, Paul Ryan’s vanishing act, red meat from Rudy Giuliani and from the mother of one of the Benghazi victims (you just knew they had to talk about Benghazi, right?). I’m sure everyone has heard about Trump’s wife plagiarized parts of her speech from Michelle Obama’s speech at the 2008 Democratic convention. But did you hear that Donald Trump couldn’t stand not being the center of attention 100% of the time, and called into Fox News, which got Fox to cut away from the convention right in the middle of a speech.

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Gun Rights or Gun Whites?

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I’ve noticed that reasoning — “he had a gun” used as an excuse for the police shooting someone (even to the point of police planting a gun on a dead person). So if that is considered a good reason for the police to shoot someone, then how can the NRA keep telling us that everyone should be carrying a gun?

And you know that when I say “someone”, I really mean a person of color.

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Late Night Political Humor

[Jokes from June 28, 2016]

“Donald Trump appears to be softening some of his anti-immigration views lately. So it sounds to me like someone’s shopping for a new wife.” – Conan O’Brien

“Today, Democrats said the committee investigating Hillary Clinton’s involvement with Benghazi was a ‘witch hunt.’ Hillary tried to respond, but just then a house fell on her.” – Conan O’Brien

“Just yesterday, Rio’s acting governor warned the Olympics could be a ‘big failure’, which is actually an improvement, because until yesterday, it looked like a massive catastrophe.” – Stephen Colbert

“Corruption and crime aren’t the only things plaguing the Olympics. There’s also actual plague, because fear over the Zika virus, which can cause birth defects, has led some athletes to stay home and others to take special precautions, like freezing their sperm. ‘What’s going on in there?’ ‘Don’t open the door. I’m training for the Olympics!'” – Stephen Colbert

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Revenge!

Why did Trump pick Mike Pence as his VP, when he really wanted Chris Christie? It is likely because Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner — who is also Trump’s de facto campaign manager — has not forgiven Christie for putting his father, Charles Kushner, in prison, back when Christie was a US attorney. In 2005, Charles Kushner was convicted for making illegal campaign contributions, tax evasion, and witness tampering.

What a family.

UPDATE: Be sure to read “Mike Pence: Sarah Palin Without The Charisma“. Did you know that Trump hired the same person who vetted Sarah Palin to vet Mike Pence? Or that a former colleague in Congress said of him “Pence, smart? I used to eat salads at the Rayburn cafeteria that had more brains than Mike Pence.” Or that Indiana Republicans are so tired of Pence that they wanted Trump to pick him so they could get rid of him?

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Slavery and the Civil War

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Those of us who have lived in the south have seen in person that some people there are still fighting the civil war. They think that losing the actual war was a temporary setback that they will someday overcome. It has almost turned into a religious war, which is why the KKK had such religious overtones. They are the chosen people who will take back America.

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Late Night Political Humor

[Jokes from June 27, 2016]

“Because of England’s Brexit vote, there’s now talk in Scotland and Northern Ireland about leaving the UK. And when I say ‘talk,’ I mean loud, angry, incomprehensible talk.” – Conan O’Brien

“Critics are calling those in Britain who voted to pull out of the European Union ‘racist’ and ‘anti-immigrant.’ After hearing this, Donald Trump said, ‘Wow, I’m running for leader of the wrong country.'” – Conan O’Brien

“Over the weekend, Bernie Sanders’ press secretary left his campaign. Bernie said, ‘Now it’s just me and my podiatrist.'” – Conan O’Brien

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Positions

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Donald Trump seems to be the master of being everything to everybody, sometimes taking contradictory positions in the same day. Which should mean that people will figure out that you can’t believe anything he says. Instead, his run-on mouth seems to be working for him, giving him tons of free media exposure. And the people who support him don’t seem to care if he lies to them. He’s almost like an abusive spouse, whose victim is willing to forgive him for any transgression.

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Late Night Political Humor

[Jokes from June 23, 2016]

“The UK officially voted to leave the European Union. It caused the British pound to hit a 31-year low. You could tell Brits were struggling today. Queen Elizabeth was wearing one of those cardboard crowns from Burger King.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Following the vote, British Prime Minister David Cameron actually resigned, saying that the country needs new leadership. An American was like, ‘Can you start here next January?'” – Jimmy Fallon

“It was such an important vote and it’s good to know that people were making an informed decision. Check out the number two trending topic in the UK while people voted whether or not to leave the EU. ‘What is the EU?’ Half the Britons thought they were voting to leave the ‘EW’.” – Jimmy Fallon

“President Obama is apparently interested in owning an NBA team after he leaves office. You’ll know it’s Obama’s team when they travel too much and never pass anything.” – Jimmy Fallon

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Reality is Strange

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While it is true that the world is a better place than it has ever been in the past, it is still sad to think that we are doomed to continue fighting racism, sexism, and other forms of bigotry and intolerance for a long time.

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