“Former governor of Rhode Island Lincoln Chafee is challenging Hillary Clinton for the Democratic nomination. During his announcement, he said, ‘I realize I’m not that well known, don’t have a ton of support, I’m limited on funds, and … why am I doing this again?’” – Jimmy Fallon “Former Rhode Island Governor Lincoln Chafee announced […]
“Hillary Clinton is headed to L.A. this month to attend a fundraiser hosted by ‘Spider-Man’ star Tobey Maguire. Hillary is a big fan of Spider-Man because he proves that Americans still love sequels.” – Jimmy Fallon “Hillary Clinton announced that she will officially kick off her presidential campaign on June 13 in New York City. […]
“During a speech in Iowa this weekend, Bernie Sanders criticized the billionaire class and said they ‘can’t have it all’. Billionaires would’ve responded but they were busy this weekend literally having it all.” – Jimmy Fallon “There’s massive corruption, a massive scandal, in international soccer. The first clue was when a soccer team scored a […]
“This week presidential candidate Bernie Sanders introduced a new bill that would make four-year college tuition free. Which was great news, unless you were the student who was just walking out of your graduation.” – Jimmy Fallon “Bernie Sanders made around $2,000 last year for two speeches and a TV appearance, compared to the $25 […]
“We are now 11 weeks away from the first Republican presidential debate. The debate will be held in a 300-seat theater, so there’ll be almost enough seats for all the candidates.” – Seth Meyers “President Obama broke a world record after he reached a million followers on Twitter in just five hours. The only guys […]
“President Obama finally has his own personal Twitter account. Even John McCain said, ‘Welcome to the Internet, grandpa.’” – Jimmy Fallon “Hillary Clinton is trying to get the young vote. She’s doing her best to win over millennials. Hillary’s telling millennials if all goes well, she too plans to move back into the home where […]
“It’s Friday. That’s one reason to celebrate. Also, it’s the first day in a long time when no one declared they’re running for president.” – Jimmy Fallon “Former New York Governor George Pataki may enter the race for president. It’s not definite, but he tweeted that he’ll announce his 2016 plans on May 28 in […]
In honor of the retirement of David Letterman after more than three decades hosting his late night talk show, The Hill published a list of the “top 10” times that Letterman made a significant impact on politics. Here are the first three: When John McCain suspended his presidential campaign because of the financial crisis, he […]
“By accident Jeb Bush announced that he was running for president. And then he said, ‘No, not yet. OK, I made a mistake.’ And then later in the day, by accident, he called Hillary and congratulated her. ” – David Letterman “Hillary Clinton’s younger brother Tony is facing criticism for using the Clintons’ political connections […]
“Even the White House is weighing in on the Deflategate scandal. Yesterday they encouraged Tom Brady to ‘be mindful of the way he serves as a role model.’ And then President Obama stuffed out his cigarette and went golfing at noon on a weekday.” – Jimmy Fallon “The White House encouraged Tom Brady to be […]
“In celebration of Mother’s Day yesterday, President Obama called three moms who had written him letters. Then kids who made their mom a macaroni necklace said, ‘Thanks, Obama’.” – Jimmy Fallon “Happy Mother’s Day. Yesterday, President Obama personally called three mothers who had written him letters recently. Man, do I feel sorry for any of […]
“People are being really picky about the upcoming election. I read that Americans do not want the next president to be a first-term senator, be over 65, or have a former president in the family. Then the Secret Service said, ‘Hey, whoever slips through slips through. No promises.’” – Jimmy Fallon “A new poll finds […]
“Hillary Clinton made a campaign stop in Las Vegas yesterday. She said she wants citizenship for undocumented immigrants. But after seeing Americans celebrate Cinco de Mayo yesterday, immigrants said, ‘You know what, we’re good. We’re gonna head back now. We’ve had enough.’” – Jimmy Fallon “Today Secretary of State John Kerry visited the small African […]
“Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen attended a fundraiser for Hillary Clinton in New York City this week. Hillary told them, ‘Good luck with the reboot of your ’90s show.’ And they said, ‘Thanks. Good luck with yours.’” – Jimmy Fallon “Our guest tonight is Michelle Obama, first lady of the United States. She’s here to announce […]
“Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders is expected to announce tomorrow that he is running for president, making him Hillary Clinton’s only Democratic challenger so far. Or as Hillary put it, ‘Oooo, appetizers!’” – Jimmy Fallon “Hillary Clinton gave a speech at Columbia University this afternoon. She ended it the way Clintons always end their speeches, by […]
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