“While speaking at an evangelical university, Donald Trump misquoted the Bible, saying ‘two Corinthians’ instead of ‘Second Corinthians.’ And, several times, instead of saying ‘God’ he said ‘Donald Trump’.” – Conan O’Brien “Today is Martin Luther King Day. And Donald Trump saw his shadow this morning so that means six more weeks of racism.” – […]
“The Republican candidates held another debate in South Carolina, and it went on about half-hour longer than expected. Which isn’t bad, considering Trump’s campaign has gone on half a year longer than expected.” – Jimmy Fallon “Donald Trump has been endorsed by a whites-only group. In response, Trump said, ‘I’m proud to be the official […]
“President Obama gave his final State of the Union address last night. He started by saying he would give a shorter speech, which seemed to get the most applause of the night.” – Jimmy Fallon “President Obama gave his final State of the Union address last night. It was the president’s shortest State of the […]
“Tonight, President Obama gave his final State of the Union address, and a lot of people said it had a more optimistic tone. That’s right, instead of seeing the glass half-empty, Obama sees the presidency seven-eighths OVER.” – Jimmy Fallon “Tonight before a joint session of Congress, President Obama delivered his seventh and final State […]
© Matt Bors As a political blogger who has started several (tech) companies, I have to admit that this comic is right on. Starting a war and starting a company are eerily similar.
“Donald Trump is on the show tonight, and I’m not saying security is tight, but the Secret Service just built a giant wall around the building — we had to pay for it!” – Jimmy Fallon “During a Donald Trump rally yesterday, a man was kicked out for yelling, ‘This is boring.’ The man then […]
© Tom Tomorrow As we enter both primary season and awards season, the entertainment industry should give some awards to the political parties and the news media. Like, “most creative use of reality”, and individual awards to Trump for “best leading role in a situation comedy” and the rest of the Republican candidates for “best […]
“At a rally last night in Vermont, Donald Trump refused to let anyone in that wasn’t a Trump supporter, but several protesters got in anyway. So keep that in mind the next time you listen to the guy whose biggest campaign promise is keeping people from sneaking in.” – Jimmy Fallon “In an interview on […]
© Berkeley Breathed The bad news is that this presidential race is longer than any previous one in history. At least it is more entertaining than most (well, at least the Republican side). Anyone still think Trump will self destruct? Will Cruz pull ahead, despite the fact that nobody likes him? Will an establishment candidate […]
“At a rally in New Hampshire, Bernie Sanders mocked Donald Trump for thinking that climate change is a hoax created by the Chinese. So, at this point, most people are starting to feel like Trump is a hoax created by the Chinese.” – Jimmy Fallon “Donald Trump’s wife, Melania, said she was initially attracted to […]
I somehow missed this article in Rolling Stone, titled “2015: The Year Obama Stopped Giving Any F–ks. I won’t even quote from it, because some of the best parts are the photos and video clips. Feel free to go read it and have a good laugh. And if that doesn’t satisfy you, here’s another good […]
“In a recent interview, Hillary Clinton said that she would investigate UFOs, and said that aliens may have already visited Earth. When he heard that, Trump said, ‘Forget the wall. We need a dome! Just build a huge dome. A huge classy beautiful dome! We’ll make the aliens pay for the dome.’” – Jimmy Fallon […]
“According to a new poll, Donald Trump was the candidate Americans would least want to have as their neighbor. It makes sense, because he’d build a MASSIVE WALL between your yards and make YOU pay for it.” – Jimmy Fallon “Donald Trump said yesterday that if he’s elected, he would ‘probably not talk as much.’ […]
Stephen Colbert tasers his brain so that he can channel the original material girl, after she endorsed Donald Trump with an incoherent stream of unconsciousness. Why is Colbert on such a roll? Because Trump and Palin together are a comedian’s wet dream. UPDATE: Glenn Beck seems to be a bit upset that Palin endorsed Trump: […]
“A new national poll found that Hillary Clinton is now more than 30 points ahead of Bernie Sanders among Democratic voters. I don’t want to say Hillary is overconfident, but at her last rally, she just stood behind the podium and drank champagne. ‘I got this.’” – Jimmy Fallon “Tomorrow is the third Democratic presidential […]
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