[Satire reprinted from The New Yorker. Here’s what Hawking actually said.] Stephen Hawking Angers Trump Supporters With Baffling Array of Long Words by Andy Borowitz LONDON (The Borowitz Report)—The theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking angered supporters of Donald J. Trump on Monday by responding to a question about the billionaire with a baffling array of long […]
[Jokes from May 19, 2016] “One of the ways that Trump is treating the convention like a reality show is holding off announcing his running mate. As one Trumpling said, ‘Announcing the vice-presidential nominee before the convention is like announcing the winner of ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ before the final show is on the air.’ It’s an […]
Steven Rosenthal and Peggy O’Brien took 142 audio clips from 37 different Trump interviews and edited them together to solve the mystery of what would happen if Donald Trump attacked Donald Trump (like he has attacked anyone he doesn’t like or who threatens his ascension to the presidency). Because ultimately, Trump himself may be the […]
© Tom Tomorrow So, when reading this did you find yourself agreeing with all the panels, except the ones that criticize your side? Hopefully, it won’t be too long before we look back at this whole mess and laugh (or yawn). Well, either that or we’ll be kicking ourselves because we have to live with […]
[Jokes from May 18, 2016] “Megyn Kelly interviewed Donald Trump last night. The important thing is that wounds have been healed, which is good. It was difficult to watch Donald and her fight. It’s hard to watch a fight between two people with such similar hair styles.” – Jimmy Kimmel “Fox News host Megyn Kelly […]
[Jokes from May 17, 2016] “I read that a new super PAC is actually trying to convince Amish people to vote for Donald Trump. And those people were like, ‘We’re not Amish – we just got rid of our TV’s so we could stop hearing about Donald Trump.’” – Jimmy Fallon “Donald Trump’s ex-girlfriend says […]
[Jokes from May 16, 2016] “A New York Times exposé on Donald Trump reveals some pretty questionable interactions with women. Including claims that when Trump ran the Miss USA Pageant, he would frequently rate women’s appearances right to their faces while they just stood there. Which is really sexist. And also pretty much the definition […]
[Jokes from May 12-13, 2016] “The big Trump news today is this audio tape that resurfaced from 1991, where Donald Trump apparently posed as his own publicist during a phone call with People Magazine. People are saying it’s definitely him, but he’s saying it’s not. Hillary Clinton was like, ‘Isn’t it annoying when people dig […]
[Jokes from May 11, 2016] “Yesterday on ‘Good Morning America,’ Joe Biden said he is ‘confident’ that Hillary Clinton will be the Democratic nominee. Then he said, ‘Of course, I also bet against the Mighty Ducks in all three movies, so what do I know?’” – Jimmy Fallon “A new poll shows Hillary Clinton just […]
An eerie and slightly frightening article in The Guardian has photos from a factory in China that is mass producing Donald Trump masks, for use not just for the election, but for Hallowe’en. Here are two of the photos: Click on either photo to see more photos; it is worth it. Scary! Speaking of face-offs, […]
[Jokes from May 10, 2016] “In an upcoming interview with Fox News’ Megyn Kelly, Donald Trump tells her that although they’ve reconciled their feud, ‘this could happen again.’ Especially if Megyn Kelly continues to stubbornly insist on being a woman.” – Jimmy Fallon “According to a new survey, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are tied […]
© Ruben Bolling Donald and John: A boy and his imaginary publicist. Or Calvin and Hobbes: a boy and his imaginary tiger? Regardless, here are some of the great comments on this cartoon: Given Trump’s Calvinball tactics that seasoned political operatives seem ill equipped to handle, this is dead on. If Donald Trump is going […]
[Jokes from May 9, 2016] “Jeb Bush wrote a Facebook post congratulating Donald Trump for securing the Republican nomination, but said he still won’t support him. Yeah, Jeb wrote an insincere Facebook post. Or as that’s also known, ‘a Facebook post’.” – Jimmy Fallon “A former speechwriter for John McCain said Donald Trump has an […]
© Paul Szep But will it be close enough to get elected? And will Donald Trump produce John Barron’s birth certificate? UPDATE: Donald Trump attacks Hillary Clinton, saying “she knows nothing about national security” and dismisses her experience as secretary of state because “she’s incompetent”. “She is grossly incompetent when it comes to national security. […]
[Jokes from May 6, 2016] “Everybody is getting into the spirit for Mother’s Day, even Donald Trump, who tweeted: ‘Happy Mother’s Day! The best tuna casserole is made at Trump Tower Grill. I love mothers.’” – Jimmy Fallon “After speaking out against Donald Trump’s plan to build a border wall, former Mexican President Vicente Fox […]
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