[Helen Philpot from Margaret and Helen has a good rant about Donald Trump.] Margaret, which voters have their heads farther up their asses, Trump supporters or Brexit voters? Wait a minute. Is it farther or further? I don’t know, but either way the asshats they are now wearing aren’t making anyone great again. I know […]
[Jokes from June 22, 2016] “Things are really heating up between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. Hillary gave a speech yesterday attacking Trump, and then today, Trump gave a counter-speech attacking Hillary. Which means 2016 will always be remembered as the election of ‘Shut up’ — ‘No, you shut up.’” – Jimmy Fallon “Donald Trump […]
Having lived in the UK, I can tell you that it really is that complicated. In fact, it is even worse. They didn’t even get into the status of the Isle of Mann, or the Channel Islands. And then there’s the Falklands, another part of the UK, even though they are just off the southern […]
© Tom Toles We’re still waiting to see Donald Trump’s tax returns so we can see how much he didn’t give to charity, because of all the money he claims to have, but doesn’t. But the big question is, could Trump actually hide a quarter? After all, he has really small hands.
I wish someone would stand up to Trump like this.
[This is a shortened version of an even better comic, which you can see here. It was written by Phil Plait and drawn by The Oatmeal.] This comic was based on a Facebook rant by Phil Plait: You remember how when you were a kid on the Fourth of July and your parents bought fireworks […]
[Jokes from June 21, 2016] “A new Election Commission report just came out saying that the Trump campaign isn’t doing so well financially, and is practically broke. It’s not good — in fact today, Trump stole a bunch of towels from his own hotel.” – Jimmy Fallon “Last night, the Federal Election Commission announced how […]
Samantha Bee has a marvelous rant about Brexit and Donald Trump. Extra special bonus for Doctor Who fans (like me!) is having not one but two Doctors from Doctor Who appear (both of them Scottish). Watch David Tennant read aloud some of the hilarious tweets blasting Donald Trump. And remember, don’t blink!
[Jokes from June 20, 2016] “Congrats to Chelsea Clinton, who welcomed her second child over the weekend. After the birth, Bill brought flowers, while Hillary brought a focus group to help name the baby.” – Jimmy Fallon “Chelsea Clinton gave birth to a son this weekend. Unfortunately, due to his young age, he’s a Sanders […]
This hilarious skit from a British comedy called “Yes Minister” is a little old, but it is suddenly hilarious. And includes a pretty accurate definition of “diplomacy”.
When Donald Trump was in Scotland opening his new golf course, he tweeted about the UK vote to leave the EU. He responded: This is yet another example of Trump’s inability to understand reality or speak the truth. Scotland voted overwhelmingly (62% to 38%) to remain in the EU. Which brought on a shit-storm of […]
Donald Trump’s former campaign manager, who now works for CNN, says that there are “no more than four” names on Trump’s VP list. I wonder if that has anything to do with the fact that Trump has four children over the age of 21. Although Jimmy Fallon also has a different possibility:
[Jokes from June 16, 2016] “One year ago today, Donald Trump announced he was running for president as he rode down an escalator. And our country’s been going down that escalator ever since.” – Conan O’Brien “Today is the one-year anniversary of Donald Trump’s announcement that he would run for president. It’s hard to believe […]
[Jokes from June 14, 2016] “Donald Trump celebrated his 70th birthday today. And I guess instead of blowing out his candles, he just insulted them until they put themselves out. ‘You’re too hot! You smell like wax! You’re the worst part of this cake!’” – Jimmy Fallon “Today is Donald Trump’s 70th birthday. For the […]
[Jokes from June 9, 2016] “Today Bernie Sanders had a private meeting in the White House with President Obama, which was fitting since they’re both beloved political figures who are just a few months away from not being president.” – Stephen Colbert “Bernie Sanders had a meeting at the White House. He just had a […]
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