© Scott Bateman Trump continues to claim that Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton co-founded ISIS. Even conservative foreign policy experts admit “What Trump is saying is not a legitimate criticism. What he is saying is just plain nuts.” And “If anybody else would be saying this, you’d be saying, ‘Oh my goodness. How on earth […]
[Jokes from July 28, 2016] “Tonight Hillary Clinton gave her big speech at the Democratic Convention, officially accepting the nomination for president. The speech went well, but the lightning shooting from her hands was a bit much.” – Jimmy Fallon “Hillary Clinton broke the glass ceiling, and just in case that point was lost on […]
[Jokes from July 27, 2016] “Tonight, President Obama is going to make a speech trying to convince people to vote for Hillary Clinton instead of Donald Trump. It’s a speech entitled, ‘I Can’t Believe This Is Necessary.’” – Conan O’Brien “The first sentence of Bill Clinton’s speech was “In the spring of 1971, I met […]
© Ruben Bolling Can Donald Trump really be called a Manchurian candidate if he betrays his country willingly?
[Jokes from July 26, 2016] “Of course, it’s the Democratic Convention, which began last night. There were several big moments, and by the end, everyone was chanting ‘I’m With Her!’ Unfortunately for Hillary, they were talking about Michelle Obama.” – Jimmy Fallon “Experts are saying that the highlight of the Democratic Convention’s first night was […]
[Jokes from July 25, 2016] “The theme for the Democrats today at the Democratic Convention is ‘United Together.’ Which really is the best way to be united. So much better than being united apart.” – Jimmy Kimmel “Hillary Clinton’s main task this week is to divert attention from leaked DNC emails and other negative press. […]
[Jokes from July 21, 2016] “Last night was night three of the Republican Convention, and if you thought the first two nights were exciting — then you really need to get out more.” – James Corden “The Republican Convention had a theme each day, and today’s was ‘Make America One Again.’ Let’s be honest, that […]
© Jonathan Rosenberg We need to keep up the heat on Donald Trump to release his tax returns. That worked on Mitt Romney. One way to do that is to speculate on what could be in them that is so horrible that Trump would be afraid to release them. Trump likes to claim that he […]
[Jokes from July 20, 2016] “A number of college professors are saying that Melania Trump’s convention speech earlier this week would classify as plagiarism in some academic settings. While in other academic settings [displays logo of Trump University], it would earn you a Ph.D. in ‘Speechinating’.” – Seth Meyers “It’s the Republican Convention and Donald […]
Brilliant story in The Onion. The headline is “‘Why Can I Never Seem To Say The Right Thing?’ Weeps Trump Into Pillow” accompanied by a photo of someone who looks like Trump clutching his pillow and sobbing into it. Quickly running into his bedroom and slamming the door behind him after hearing public criticism of […]
[Jokes from July 19, 2016] “Melania Trump is being accused of plagiarism because paragraphs of her speech last night closely mirror Michelle Obama’s speech at the 2008 Democratic convention. Said Melania, ‘That’s ridiculous. I worked on that speech for four score and seven years.’” – Seth Meyers “Melania did it: She found something less original […]
[Jokes from July 18, 2016] “Quicken Loans Arena, home to the NBA champion Cleveland Cavaliers, is hosting the Republican Convention this week. And just like the Cavs’ starting lineup, the convention is expected to have four black people.” – Seth Meyers “The Republican National Convention started today — and we’re now just a week away […]
© Tom Tomorrow Dan Perkins (aka Tom Tomorrow) spent the whole week at the Democratic convention. There is much more from him over at The Nib, including an interview with Ben Jealous, former head of the NAACP and was a prominent supporter of Bernie Sanders.
[Jokes from July 15, 2016] “I want to thank everyone for taking a break from Pokémon to tune in tonight. It’s just everywhere. In fact it’s been reported now that Pokémon is getting ready to launch in Russia, and President Vladimir Putin looks like he’s already having a good time with it, ‘Tell me where […]
[Jokes from July 14, 2016] “Donald Trump is expected to officially announce his running mate at an event tomorrow and all week reports said it was down to three finalists: Mike Pence, Chris Christie, or those two candidates combined, Newt Gingrich.” – Jimmy Fallon “Newt Gingrich praised Donald Trump in a new interview and said […]
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