It is good that The Late Show is on late, because it seems Stephen Colbert can’t stop himself from having fun and discussing sex and politics: Go ahead, Google “Donald Trump Rudy Giuliani Drag Queen Motorboat”. Of course, starting today the top result is now Colbert telling you to Google “Donald Trump Rudy Giuliani Drag […]
[Jokes from Aug. 4, 2016] “I want to wish a happy birthday to President Obama, who turned 55 today. Big celebration at the White House. The White House staff sang to him. Then the president blew out the candles on his vegan, whole-grain, carrot prune loaf.” – Jimmy Kimmel “Happy birthday to President Obama who […]
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Wednesday, August 24, 2016
© Tom Tomorrow I’m worried that most people are already burned out on our presidential election, just when things are starting to get interesting. This should be the time when people start actually paying attention, but the primaries were such a circus (on both sides) that fatigue has set in.
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John Oliver has the solution to Donald Trump’s dilemma. It is also provides a happy ending for virtually everyone. Will Trump go for it? You know, stranger things have happened in this election.
Saturday, August 20, 2016
© Jack Ohman If he can sell enough, Trump could make money off of his presidential run. And maybe that was the whole point in the first place.
An anarchist collective named “INDECLINE” yesterday placed full-size naked statues of Donald Trump in public places in New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Seattle, and Cleveland. The artist who created the 300 pound statues is mainly known for creating monsters for horror films and haunted houses. The title is a reference to a Hans Christian […]
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Thursday, August 18, 2016
[Jokes from Aug 3, 2016] “In the last 24 hours, Donald Trump has refused to endorse Republican leaders up for re-election, accused John McCain of failing veterans, suggested Americans pull their 401(k)s out of the stock market, threw out a crying baby at a rally, fought with the father of a dead soldier, and suggested […]
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[Jokes from Aug 2, 2016] “Donald Trump had yet another awkward moment today. Apparently there was a crying baby at one of his rallies, and Trump actually kicked it out, saying, ‘Get the baby out of here.’ It backfired when the Secret Service tried to remove Trump.” – Jimmy Fallon “Eric Trump appeared on CBS […]
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[Jokes from Aug 1, 2016] “The New York Post yesterday published several nude photos of Melania Trump that were taken during her modeling days. Trump’s communications adviser said the photos are a ‘celebration of the human body as art’. To me they look more like a celebration of the human body as a paycheck, but […]
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Saturday, August 13, 2016
This is a one-minute humor video from the BBC. What’s really funny is all the little in-jokes. How many can you catch?
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Saturday, August 13, 2016
“This week, Hillary Clinton’s running mate Tim Kaine spoke at the Democratic convention and some people online said he came off as a corny dad. Or as Joe Biden put it, ‘The student has become the master.’” – Jimmy Fallon “Turns out Melania Trump’s professional website has been deleted following allegations that she lied about […]
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© Scott Bateman Trump continues to claim that Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton co-founded ISIS. Even conservative foreign policy experts admit “What Trump is saying is not a legitimate criticism. What he is saying is just plain nuts.” And “If anybody else would be saying this, you’d be saying, ‘Oh my goodness. How on earth […]
[Jokes from July 28, 2016] “Tonight Hillary Clinton gave her big speech at the Democratic Convention, officially accepting the nomination for president. The speech went well, but the lightning shooting from her hands was a bit much.” – Jimmy Fallon “Hillary Clinton broke the glass ceiling, and just in case that point was lost on […]
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Wednesday, August 10, 2016
[Jokes from July 27, 2016] “Tonight, President Obama is going to make a speech trying to convince people to vote for Hillary Clinton instead of Donald Trump. It’s a speech entitled, ‘I Can’t Believe This Is Necessary.’” – Conan O’Brien “The first sentence of Bill Clinton’s speech was “In the spring of 1971, I met […]
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© Ruben Bolling Can Donald Trump really be called a Manchurian candidate if he betrays his country willingly?