[Jokes from Sept. 21, 2016] “It was announced that you’ll be able to watch next week’s debate on Twitter. So, finally a way to see Trump say something really crazy on Twitter.” – Jimmy Fallon “Donald Trump falsely claimed that NBC News anchor Lester Holt is a Democrat, when he’s actually a registered Republican. In […]
[Jokes from Sept. 19, 2016] “It’s come out that Hillary Clinton is having a hard time connecting with millennial voters. So now she’s saying that last week’s coughing spell was actually due to a massive bong hit.” – Conan O’Brien “Hillary Clinton is here and today is my birthday! Later we’re going to bring out […]
[Jokes from Sept. 15, 2016] “We have Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump on the show tonight, which means security is very tight. On their way in, everyone in the audience had to put their keys into a tray and their deplorables into a basket.” – Jimmy Fallon “It’s been a busy week for Trump. Earlier […]
[Jokes from Sept. 14, 2016] “Today Republican candidate Donald Trump decided to clear the air and reveal the results of a recent physical, on ‘The Dr. Oz Show’. Which is an interesting move. Like for Donald Trump, you know, sure, Dr. Oz is a respected doctor — you know, in the same way that Dr. […]
[Jokes from Sept. 13, 2016] “Yesterday Hillary tweeted to her supporters that like anyone who’s ever been home sick from work, she’s just anxious to get back out there. Then those people said, ‘Nope, we’re pretty happy just staying home and watching Netflix.’” – Jimmy Fallon “There’s been a lot in the news about Hillary […]
[Jokes from Sept. 12, 2016] “This weekend Hillary Clinton called half of Trump supporters a basket of deplorables. A basket of deplorables is not only an insult, but it’s also the top-selling item at KFC.” – James Corden “Hillary Clinton upset Republicans this weekend after she accused half of Trump supporters of belonging to a […]
Maurine Dowd has a hilarious op-ed in the NY Times. Here’s just the start: LET’S stop being so hard on Donald Trump. He has done us an enormous public service. After this down-and-dirty battle of the sexes, we will never look at gender in politics the same way. For centuries, women were seen as unfit […]
[Jokes from Sept. 9, 2016] “Donald Trump said this week that Vladimir Putin has been a leader far more than our president has been a leader, and he’s got a point. I mean, if President Obama was as strong a leader as Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump would be dead by now. That would be the […]
© Joel Pett Didn’t want to watch the debate? Didn’t have time? Here’s all you need to know.
(Get it?) Trump claims that he won all but one of the post debate polls. Including CBS. Except, CBS didn’t do a post debate poll. You know, sometimes I think Trump lies just to see if we are paying attention. By the way, even if you are sick of news about the debate, this Colbert […]
Here it is, the full compilation of every sniff from Donald Trump during the debate last night. Who’s not healthy?
[Jokes from Sept. 8, 2016] “Last night was NBC’s Commander-in-Chief Forum where Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump gave live back-to-back interviews about national security, and the candidates decided who would go first with a coin toss. But there was an awkward moment when Trump saw the coin, grabbed it, and put it in his pocket. […]
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