[Jokes from Oct. 31, 2016] “After claiming the election is rigged, Donald Trump said at a rally last week that the country should, quote, ‘Just cancel the election and give it to Trump.’ And then on Friday, FBI director James Comey said, ‘OK.’” – Seth Meyers “On Friday, FBI Director James Comey sent a letter […]
Twitter user Josh Billinson has been tweeting (short) jokes he has been making up involving Joe Biden playing pranks on Donald Trump. Here are two examples: Biden: “I left a Kenyan passport in your desk, just to fuck with him” Obama: “Joe” Biden: “Oh and a prayer rug in your bedroom. He’s gonna lose it!” […]
[Jokes from Oct. 26, 2016] “Happy birthday to Hillary Clinton, who turned 69 years old today — while Donald Trump said, ‘The media is reporting that today is Hillary’s birthday, but a lot of people are telling me that it’s actually MY birthday. Rigged!’” – Jimmy Fallon “Today is a special day, today is Hillary […]
[Jokes from Oct. 25, 2016] “Donald Trump’s campaign has to be getting a little worried because of some of the new poll numbers. Even Trump himself actually admitted that he’s somewhat behind in the polls but not by much. But remember, this is a guy that thinks a million dollars from your dad is just […]
[Jokes from Oct. 24, 2016] “On Friday, a massive cyber-attack brought down several websites for 11 hours, including Twitter. Experts say it was the best thing to happen to Donald Trump’s campaign in weeks.” – Jimmy Fallon “On Friday, a cyber-attack shut down Amazon, CNN, and Twitter. Apparently, the cyber-terrorists shut down Amazon first, then […]
[Jokes from Oct. 20, 2016] “Last night from Las Vegas, ‘Trump vs. Clinton 3’ — and just like that, we’re one step closer to never having to watch cable news again. It was the third most watched debate in history. More than 71 million people watched/screamed at their TV.” – Jimmy Kimmel “Trump needed a […]
[Jokes from Oct. 18, 2016. It is a little weird reading jokes from before the world exploded, but I’m going to post them anyway. If you don’t like that, skip them.] “Every four years Scholastic News Magazine sponsors a mock election where kids from all over the country cast a vote for president. The results […]
[Jokes from Oct. 14-17, 2016] “Donald Trump is telling his supporters the voter turnout will be manipulated by the Democrats on November 8th. Then again, this is coming from the guy who said, ‘Make sure you get out and vote November 28th.’” – James Corden “Donald Trump tweeted that the ‘election is absolutely rigged by […]
Seth Meyers takes a closer look at the end of the 2016 presidential election, and hilarity ensues:
Jon Stewart joins Stephen Colbert along with other special guest stars to musically induce you to vote. It is hilarious.
[Jokes from Oct. 13, 2016] “After that ‘Access Hollywood’ tape came out, a number of prominent Republicans called for Trump to drop out. But now, because of the pressure from the ‘Trump-ublican’ base, some of those who denounced him say they’re still planning to vote for him. They essentially un-unendorsed him so as not to […]
[Jokes from Oct. 12, 2016] “Trump’s campaign manager, Kellyanne Conway, said this morning that Republicans should decide whether or not they support Donald Trump and ‘stop pussyfooting around’. That’s the worst choice of words since Abraham Lincoln said, ‘I need slavery like I need a hole in the head.’” – Seth Meyers “Trump denied the […]
Donald Trump is the executive B.P. Richfield from the TV show “Dinosaurs”. Seriously!
[Jokes from Oct. 11, 2016] “Trump is still under fire for the lewd and offensive tape that was released last week which he referred to as ‘locker-room talk’. Well now pro athletes are speaking out against this, saying that’s not how they speak in the locker room. While Tim Tebow said, ‘I don’t even like […]
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