[Jokes from Nov. 30, 2016] “Trump and Mitt Romney were spotted having dinner here New York last night, and everyone’s talking about Romney’s expression. It got even worse when the spaghetti came and Trump said, ‘Ever see ‘Lady and the Tramp’?’” – Jimmy Fallon “At their dinner together, President-elect Donald Trump and Mitt Romney dined […]
[Jokes from Nov. 28, 2016] “Trump went on Twitter yesterday to claim that he actually won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of illegal voters and that any recount will change nothing. Speaking of nothing changing, Trump won and still says the election was rigged.” – Jimmy Fallon “Yesterday, Donald Trump tweeted that […]
Yes, Donald Trump really did appoint a climate change denier to head up the EPA.
[Jokes from Nov. 22, 2016] “Right now, the focus is on who Trump will appoint to his cabinet. In fact, C-SPAN aired a live feed of the elevators at Trump Tower that captured potential cabinet members going up to meet him. It even caught the moment when Ted Cruz was approaching the elevator and everyone […]
[Jokes from Nov. 21, 2016] “Mike Pence got a rude greeting when he attended the musical ‘Hamilton’ over the weekend. He was booed going to his seat and the cast addressed him directly at the end of the show. And this looks bad for Pence. I mean when the theater kid picks on you, you […]
[Jokes from Nov. 17, 2016] “Donald Trump today had his first official meeting with a foreign leader as president-elect. He met with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe in New York. The meeting actually got off to a rocky start. Trump asked the prime minister if he could teach him how to do the crane kick […]
[Jokes from Nov. 16, 2016] “President Obama was in Greece yesterday to meet with the Greek prime minister. Yep, Obama went to the birthplace of democracy to say, ‘Spoiler alert!’” – Jimmy Fallon “President Obama was in Greece today and he visited the ancient Greek Acropolis. Obama said, ‘I wanted to get used to seeing […]
[Jokes from Nov. 15, 2016] “I read that Donald Trump doesn’t want to live at the White House full-time. He’s thinking about commuting from New York City. It’s all part of Trump’s plan to make America great again, and to make traffic in New York City worse than ever.” – Jimmy Fallon “Trump apparently wants […]
[Jokes from Nov. 14, 2016] “Last night, on ’60 Minutes’, Donald Trump gave his first TV interview since being elected — and get this, he said that he will only take $1 a year as president. All part of Trump’s unending commitment to never pay taxes.” – Jimmy Fallon “Trump said that he would not […]
[Jokes from Nov. 10, 2016] “Donald Trump will be the first U.S. president ever to have appeared in an ad for Pizza Hut. In fact, some pundits are predicting Trump will run in 2020 against Flo from Progressive.” – Conan O’Brien “There’s talk that Donald Trump may appoint Sarah Palin as secretary of the interior, […]
[Jokes from Nov. 9, 2016] “Donald Trump is gonna be president. Republicans hope he’ll keep his promise to build the wall, and Democrats hope he’ll keep his promise not to accept the election results.” – Jimmy Fallon “Last night Donald Trump reached out and grabbed America by the … Virginia.” – Jimmy Kimmel “Last night, […]
[Jokes from Nov. 7, 2016] “The election is finally here and tomorrow, people who cast their vote will receive one of those ‘I Voted’ stickers. Actually, with such a crazy election, they’re going with a different sticker this year: ‘So, That Happened’.” – Jimmy Fallon “There used to be a tradition of heavy drinking on […]
[Jokes from Nov. 3, 2016] “Ted Cruz wants to make America great again. Remember the guy everyone wanted to punch in the face? He campaigned on behalf of Trump today, a man who insulted his wife and his father and his face. Back then Ted Cruz called Trump a sniveling coward, but at a rally […]
[Jokes from Nov. 2, 2016] “A new poll finds that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a statistical tie just a week from Election Day. But on the bright side, at least Trump’s finally in a tie that was made in America.” – Jimmy Fallon “Both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump have run national […]
[Jokes from Nov. 1, 2016] “Donald Trump still hasn’t released his tax returns. Twelve women have accused him of sexual assault, and he’s going on trial for fraud for Trump University in November, but now the only thing the media is talking about is emails. It’s like if during the O.J. trial, everyone was focused […]
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