Ever wonder why Trump waves his arms around so much? And you know what? Accordions are YUUUGE in Russia.
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Saturday, January 7, 2017
Key and Peale appear on The Daily Show with one last episode of Obama’s anger translator.
Saturday, January 7, 2017
[Jokes from Dec. 21, 2016] “Donald Trump loves Christmas. It’s the one time of year where he can say, ‘Those are real, those are fake,’ and claim he was talking about Christmas trees.” – Jimmy Fallon “Rudy Giuliani said this morning that even though Donald Trump passed him over for a position in his administration, […]
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Wednesday, January 4, 2017
[Jokes from Dec. 20, 2016] “Donald Trump is saying ‘Merry Christmas’ instead of ‘Happy Holidays.’ Donald Trump said he’s a fan of Jesus because ‘I like guys who inherit their dad’s business and then think they’re God.’” – Conan O’Brien “Yesterday, Donald Trump officially became the president-elect after 538 electors from the Electoral College cast […]
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[Jokes from Dec. 19, 2016] “The Electoral College met today to cast their ballots for president and vice president. It’s the first college Donald Trump has gotten into without a letter from his father.” – Seth Meyers “Today, the Electoral College officially cast its votes for president, and Bill Clinton actually teared up after voting […]
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[Jokes from Dec. 14, 2016] “We’re just 10 days away from Christmas! And if you want to know if Santa has you on his ‘nice’ list or his ‘naughty’ list, just ask Russia to hack it for you.” – Jimmy Fallon “The Democratic National Committee was actually hacked because one of its directors clicked on […]
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Saturday, December 31, 2016
Now that the election is over, political comics are having a tough time. Yeah, I know, everyone thought that Donald Trump winning the election would be pure gold for comedians, but it turns out that it is not that easy. This country has become so polarized that if you make political jokes about Trump, you […]
Friday, December 30, 2016
[Jokes from Dec. 13, 2016] “This morning, Kanye West actually showed up to meet with Donald Trump at Trump Tower. People were shocked — they didn’t expect those two to meet until the first presidential debate in 2020.” – Jimmy Fallon “Today, Donald Trump met with Kanye West. It’s always cool when two future presidents […]
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Tuesday, December 27, 2016
[Jokes from Dec. 12, 2016] “According to The Washington Post, the CIA found that Russia interfered in the election to help Donald Trump win the presidency. Experts say this is the biggest scandal America’s faced for decades, and the biggest scandal Trump’s faced since Friday.” – Jimmy Fallon “The CIA says they believe that Russian […]
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Sunday, December 25, 2016
[Jokes from Dec. 8, 2016] “For his secretary of labor, President-elect Trump has picked an executive from the fast food restaurants Carl’s Jr. and Hardee’s. Afterwards, Trump admitted he made the choice on an empty stomach.” – Conan O’Brien “Check one’s calendar because right now we are 43 days from the inauguration, and Donald Trump […]
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Friday, December 23, 2016
[Jokes from Dec. 7, 2016] “Donald Trump has been named Time magazine’s Person of the Year. When he found out, Trump said, ‘That’s all I ever really wanted’, and then he quit public life, never to be heard from again.” – Conan O’Brien “Ladies and gentlemen, he did it. He won again. Donald Trump has […]
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Wednesday, December 21, 2016
[Jokes from Dec. 6, 2016] “This week, Donald Trump is going to North Carolina, Iowa, and Michigan — all states that voted for him — for his ‘Thank You’ tour. Then, he comes here to California for the ‘You’re Dead to Me’ tour.” – Conan O’Brien “Does Trump think Twitter is like Siri for the […]
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Monday, December 19, 2016
[Jokes from Dec. 5, 2016] “Al Gore met with Donald Trump today to discuss climate change. They probably talked about how climate change could lead to massive floods in places like New York City. Trump was like, ‘That’s why I live on the 58th floor.’” – Jimmy Fallon “Today, Al Gore met with Donald Trump […]
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Saturday, December 17, 2016
[Jokes from Dec. 1, 2016] “Donald Trump is considering Sarah Palin to be his secretary of Veterans Affairs. Palin says she’s great at helping veterans. John McCain was like, ‘Wrong’.” – Jimmy Fallon “This is a true story: For his secretary of defense, Donald Trump has chosen a retired Marine general whose nickname is Mad […]
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Wednesday, December 14, 2016
© Matt Bors We are so screwed.
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