[Jokes from Jan. 10, 2017] “Tonight on all the channels President Obama gave his farewell speech. It’s the Obama speech that Republicans have been looking forward to.” – Jimmy Kimmel “Obama said while he was preparing the speech, he said ‘I’m thinking about this as a chance to say thank you for an amazing journey’ […]
[Jokes from Jan. 9, 2017] “Meryl Streep’s speech last night at the Golden Globes took direct aim at Donald Trump when she called him a bully. Of course, Trump responded in a tweet saying Streep is quote one of the most overrated actresses in Hollywood.” – James Corden “At last night’s Golden Globes, Meryl Streep […]
[Jokes from Jan. 4, 2017] “We’re a little over two weeks from Trump’s inauguration. Typically, you’ve got a bunch of stars there at the inauguration to perform for the new president. Reagan had Frank Sinatra, Clinton had Fleetwood Mac, George W. Bush had Ricky Martin, Obama had Beyonce. So, obviously, for Trump, everybody who’s anybody […]
© Ruben Bolling Donald Trump’s approval numbers continue to drop (eight points in the last week alone). And so far we are seeing massive protests against him every weekend. How long before this really is his view from Trump Tower?
[Jokes from Jan. 3, 2017] On New Year’s Eve Trump tweeted: “Happy new year to all, including to my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don’t know what to do. Love!” Enemies? The only people who admit to having “Enemies” are Donald Trump and 8th grade girls. […]
Garrison Keillor is searching for a new religion, because he is appaled at all the supposed Christians who voted for Donald Trump. And so the Boy President heads for Washington to be sworn into office, pumping his fist, mooning the media, giving the stinky finger to whomever irks him, doing his end-zone dance, promising to […]
What kind of marriage does our new president have anyway? They barely acknowledged each other. What a contrast from the Obamas.
[From Margaret and Helen. I admit it — I love them.] Trump has skin thinner than his wife and an ego bigger than my ass. Margaret, somebody called me an elitist because I think Trump and his supporters are morons. I wasn’t’ quite sure what being an elitist means these days and I am pretty […]
© Jen Sorensen This is exactly how I feel. Every time I feel like we should give Trump a chance, he does something so stupid or petty or just plain horrible that it scares the shit out of me trying to imagine how we can possibly survive the next four years with anything intact.
Stephen Colbert shows that you can still get comedy gold from Trump: Many great quotes from Colbert’s monologue: Well said. John Lewis is all “talk talk talk”, but a real leader like Trump is all “tweet tweet tweet”. PT Barnum is famous for saying “There’s a sucker born every minute”, but Donald Trump is famous […]
Ever wonder why Trump waves his arms around so much? And you know what? Accordions are YUUUGE in Russia.
Key and Peale appear on The Daily Show with one last episode of Obama’s anger translator.
[Jokes from Dec. 21, 2016] “Donald Trump loves Christmas. It’s the one time of year where he can say, ‘Those are real, those are fake,’ and claim he was talking about Christmas trees.” – Jimmy Fallon “Rudy Giuliani said this morning that even though Donald Trump passed him over for a position in his administration, […]
[Jokes from Dec. 20, 2016] “Donald Trump is saying ‘Merry Christmas’ instead of ‘Happy Holidays.’ Donald Trump said he’s a fan of Jesus because ‘I like guys who inherit their dad’s business and then think they’re God.’” – Conan O’Brien “Yesterday, Donald Trump officially became the president-elect after 538 electors from the Electoral College cast […]
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