[Jokes from Jan. 31, 2017] “Man, Donald Trump is busy these days, isn’t he? The guy’s been president for, what, six, seven days? And he’s already done 150 things that are pissing people off left and right.” – Conan O’Brien “A psychologist at Johns Hopkins University says he believes that President Trump suffers from ‘malignant […]
The Atlantic magazine has a good discussion of this sketch.
© Matt Bors Given that Trump has offered no evidence or explanation for his accusation that Obama wiretapped him, this is as good an explanation as any! My only question is, how did Obama fake Osama Bin Laden’s death?
[Jokes from Jan. 30, 2017] “President Trump on Friday signed an executive order that bans citizens from seven predominantly Muslim countries from entering the United States for 90 days, bans refugees from entering the United States for 120 days. There were demonstrations in just about every major city yesterday. People went to the airport to […]
On Friday, Donald Trump gave a speech at CPAC. But before Trump spoke someone wearing a suit passed out Red, White, and Blue flags with Trump’s name on them. People began waving them. Except, the colors were not in that order, they were White, Blue, and Red. Apparently unbeknown to the attendees, that is the […]
[Jokes from Jan. 25, 2017] “President Trump has called for an investigation into voter fraud during the presidential election. Trump said, ‘I mean for God’s sake, look who they chose!’” – Conan O’Brien “Tonight President Trump continued with his mysterious and puzzling claim that voter fraud cost him the popular vote in the election. He […]
[Jokes from Jan. 24, 2017] “The number one thing on Donald Trump’s mind right now is the election in November. He says that 3 million to 5 million illegal voters cost him the popular vote. There doesn’t seem to be any evidence to support this belief but that doesn’t matter.” – Jimmy Kimmel “President Trump […]
This image has been running around the innertubes ever since the election, equally popular on both liberal and conservative websites: I especially love the description, but I don’t know if they spelled “marshmallow” wrong on purpose. After all, I wouldn’t describe Trump as “mellow”. In case there is any doubt, Snopes says that it is […]
[Jokes from Jan. 23, 2017] “The Women’s March in Washington was on Saturday, and it had three times as many people as Trump’s inauguration. When he was told there were hundreds of thousands of women outside the White House, Trump said, ‘Wow, this Trump cologne REALLY WORKS.’” – Jimmy Fallon “Over the weekend, 750,000 protesters […]
[Jokes from Jan. 19, 2017] “Tomorrow is the presidential inauguration. People from all across country will be there. But don’t worry if you can’t make it, because the president will be live tweeting the whole thing.” – Jimmy Fallon “Meteorologists are predicting that the weather for the inauguration tomorrow will be cold, damp, and dreary. […]
Maybe we should stop calling the holiday after Saint Valentine, and instead call it after Narcissus. © Tom Tomorrow According to Tom Tomorrow, all of these quotes are genuine, although he admits that the one in the top-right panel was paraphrased so it would fit (is this like what they do to movies when they […]
[Jokes from Jan. 17, 2017] “Donald Trump will be sworn in as president this Friday at 12 noon. That’s when the big hand is on the 12, and the little hand is on the Bible.” – Seth Meyers “We are just three days away from Donald Trump’s inauguration, and just two days away from all […]
Melissa McCarthy again pokes fun at White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer. And Kate McKinnon adds an incomprehensible Jeff Sessions. This SNL parody just keeps getting better. I think Donald Trump will be forced to get rid of Spicer just to stop this. Either way, we win. Rumors are that one potential candidate has already […]
[Jokes from Jan. 16, 2017] “I saw that Donald Trump himself is selling inauguration sweatshirts for $79. I know it sounds expensive for a sweatshirt, but just imagine how much they would have cost if they were made in America.” – Jimmy Fallon “Dozens of Democratic members of Congress are boycotting Donald Trump’s inauguration. Which […]
[Jokes from Jan. 12, 2017] “All of these accusations are coming out about Trump’s ties with Russia. In fact, a 2013 interview just resurfaced where Trump says he has a relationship with Vladimir Putin. While Putin’s like, ‘Ugh, you poke someone back on Facebook, next thing you know you’re in a relationship.’” – Jimmy Fallon […]
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