[Jokes from Apr. 17, 2017] At today’s Easter Egg Roll, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer read a book to children. Afterwards, all the kids had the same question: “Who’s Hitler?” – Conan O’Brien You know what everyone’s talking about? The White House Easter Egg Roll. It was really cute. They had a miniature podium […]
[Jokes from Apr. 12, 2017] Because of the sexual allegations against him, it’s rumored that Bill O’Reilly’s show may be going off the air. For continuity’s sake, Fox will replace it with reruns of “The Cosby Show”. – Conan O’Brien After being accused of sexual harassment by five women, Bill O’Reilly announced he is taking […]
[Jokes from Apr. 11, 2017] That video of the doctor being dragged off the plane and then the airline’s response to it has turned into an absolute nightmare from a PR standpoint. Even Pepsi was like, I wouldn’t want to be you guys this week. – Jimmy Kimmel Meanwhile, President Trump has been flying a […]
It is the end of the TV season for Saturday Night Live. When the show resumes, will Alec Baldwin have a job playing Donald Trump as president? Or could this mark the swan song for Trump as well?
[Jokes from Apr. 10, 2017] Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino from “Jersey Shore” is facing up to 15 years in prison on tax evasion charges. So basically, if you’re a reality star in this country and you don’t pay your taxes, we either put you in prison or make you President of the United States. – […]
© Ruben Bolling This will be much funnier to you if you are a fan of Calvin and Hobbes. I miss Bill Watterson. And as one person commented about this strip, “ironically, Calvin has more maturity than our current sitting p(R)esident.”
[Jokes from Apr. 6, 2017] The fight continues over the confirmation of Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch. And today, in the Senate, was a battle royal with cheese, because the Democrats took a stand. Democrats successfully filibustered President Trump’s Supreme Court nominee, Neil Gorsuch. Woo-hoo! They did it! Yeah! They did it! Democrats won! For […]
[Jokes from Apr. 5, 2017] Donald Trump’s positive performance mark is now down to 35 percent. Only about a third of Americans polled say they’re happy with his job performance. Sixty-six percent say they don’t think he’s level-headed. In his defense, how is his head supposed to stay level when his hair keeps trying to […]
[Jokes from Apr. 4, 2017] This week, the National Archives reached out to the White House and requested that all of the president’s tweets be saved and preserved for history. Future generations: I’m so, so sorry. – James Corden The National Archives and Records Administration in Washington, D.C. — this is where they store the […]
[Jokes from Apr. 3, 2017] The president is very upset right now because he’s currently being investigated by every branch of the government. Even the post office wants to know who’s licking his stamps. – Jimmy Kimmel A judge just ruled Trump can be sued for inciting violence against protesters at a campaign rally. Although, […]
© Glenn McCoy Even hyper-partisan conservative Republican cartoonists like Glenn McCoy seem to be unhappy with Donald Trump. However, Trump’s support among his base actually went up a little after firing FBI director Comey. Who are these people who ardently support Trump?
[Jokes from Mar. 30, 2017] The White House says President Trump will not throw out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals game. Apparently Trump was afraid of hurting his tweeting arm. – Jimmy Fallon Actually, they said Trump had to cancel because of a scheduling conflict. When asked if they could change the date […]
[Jokes from Mar. 29, 2017] Today we learned that Trump is violating another norm because he won’t throw out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals’ opening day. I don’t know why. Maybe he’s worried his hands are too small to palm a baseball. – Stephen Colbert President Trump turned down a chance to throw […]
[Jokes from Mar. 28, 2017] Today, coal miners attended a ceremony where President Trump signed an executive order undoing most of Barack Obama’s climate change initiatives. The miners said they were really impressed with Trump. They said that in just two months, he’d dug himself into the biggest hole they’ve ever seen. And they literally […]
[Jokes from Mar. 27, 2017] It was a tough weekend at the White House. After seven years of saying they were going to replace Obamacare, the Republican healthcare bill failed on Friday. It’s sad, isn’t it? Seven years. The Republicans couldn’t come up with a replacement for Obamacare in seven years. They made four “Fast […]
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