[Jokes from May 8, 2017] Some big news from overseas. Yesterday, France elected 39-year-old Emmanuel Macron to be its new president. Trump said he’s worried that, at 39, the president may be a little immature — then went back to tweeting insults at CNN. – Jimmy Fallon In France this weekend, far-right-wing candidate Marine Le […]
[Jokes from May 4, 2017] House Republicans today voted on and passed an Obamacare replacement bill without knowing how much it could cost. Though I’m not surprised — they also voted on an Obama replacement without knowing the cost. – Seth Meyers Today the House voted to pass the Republican healthcare bill before taking an […]
[Jokes from May 3, 2017] Last night, Melania Trump’s Twitter account liked a tweet suggesting she doesn’t like her husband. But Melania claims she didn’t mean to like it — she meant to RETWEET it. – Jimmy Fallon Apparently, the tweet said the only wall Trump has built is the one between him and Melania. […]
© Tom Tomorrow Extra points if you can identify every last one of those lying journalists! Why anyone believes the news media would bother making up negative stories about Donald Trump, when it would just be so much easier to just reprint his tweets all day long (which they also do) is beyond me. After […]
[Jokes from May 2, 2017] Today President Trump had a phone call with Vladimir Putin. Actually, they’re just continuing the phone call they were having last night, since neither of them would hang up first. – Jimmy Fallon It was a pretty long call, although most of that was going, “No, you hang up. No, […]
I remember the era when folksingers were on the forefront of political protest. Are musicians too afraid to do that today? Instead, comedians are filling the void. Here are two more videos from the same Stephen Colbert show: A Math Problem For Donald Trump Trump Was The Laughingstock Of NATO
[Jokes from May 1, 2017] In a recent Reuters interview, President Trump reflected on his first 100 days in office saying, “I thought it would be easier.” What made you think it was going to be easy? This is what it did to a SMART person [shows 2008 and 2017 photos of Obama]. By the […]
[Jokes from Apr. 27, 2017] The White House invited reporters to bring their kids with them this morning for Take Your Kids to Work Day. Or as Trump calls it, every day. – Jimmy Fallon In case you weren’t aware, today was Take Your Child to Work Day. It’s a great way to see why […]
[Jokes from Apr. 26, 2017] I want to say happy birthday to first lady Melania Trump, who turned 47 years old today! She plans to celebrate with her loved ones. And Donald. – Jimmy Fallon Today President Trump tweeted, “Happy birthday to our first lady, Melania!” And this is historic — it’s the first time […]
[Jokes from Apr. 25, 2017] President Trump did an interview the other day where he said he never realized that being president was such a big responsibility. And somewhere far, far away, Hillary Clinton crushed the wine glass she was holding. – Jimmy Fallon We’re creeping up on Donald Trump’s 100th day as president. Coincidentally, […]
[Jokes from Apr. 24, 2017] It’s a huge week for Donald Trump. On Saturday, he will reach 100 days in office. Boy, it sure seems longer. – Stephen Colbert Saturday marks President Trump’s first 100 days. Political analysts say that we are still in President Trump’s “honeymoon” phase. Which may account for that feeling that […]
[Jokes from Apr. 20, 2017] Sarah Palin visited the White House last night along with Ted Nugent and Kid Rock. All three expressed their regrets that Honey Boo Boo couldn’t make it. – Conan O’Brien Last night, Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent, and Kid Rock met with Trump in the Oval Office — or as they’re […]
[Jokes from Apr. 19, 2017] Bill O’Reilly has been fired by Fox News. It’s not that big of a surprise. We all saw this coming at us, you know, like an old man cornering an intern in the break room. – Stephen Colbert Bill O’Reilly has been fired from Fox News after being accused of […]
[Jokes from Apr. 18, 2017] Today is Tax Day. It’s the day that all Americans but one release their tax records. – Conan O’Brien President Trump is refusing to release his tax returns for 2016. It’s become kind of a tradition for him now, to not release them. I think I’ve figured out why the […]
© Tom Tomorrow We know that Donald Trump admires Richard Nixon. Trump even has a letter he received from Nixon, written back in 1987, hanging in the Oval Office. So, is he deliberately following in Nixon’s footsteps?
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