[Jokes from Apr. 20, 2017] Sarah Palin visited the White House last night along with Ted Nugent and Kid Rock. All three expressed their regrets that Honey Boo Boo couldn’t make it. – Conan O’Brien Last night, Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent, and Kid Rock met with Trump in the Oval Office — or as they’re […]
[Jokes from Apr. 19, 2017] Bill O’Reilly has been fired by Fox News. It’s not that big of a surprise. We all saw this coming at us, you know, like an old man cornering an intern in the break room. – Stephen Colbert Bill O’Reilly has been fired from Fox News after being accused of […]
[Jokes from Apr. 18, 2017] Today is Tax Day. It’s the day that all Americans but one release their tax records. – Conan O’Brien President Trump is refusing to release his tax returns for 2016. It’s become kind of a tradition for him now, to not release them. I think I’ve figured out why the […]
© Tom Tomorrow We know that Donald Trump admires Richard Nixon. Trump even has a letter he received from Nixon, written back in 1987, hanging in the Oval Office. So, is he deliberately following in Nixon’s footsteps?
[Jokes from Apr. 17, 2017] At today’s Easter Egg Roll, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer read a book to children. Afterwards, all the kids had the same question: “Who’s Hitler?” – Conan O’Brien You know what everyone’s talking about? The White House Easter Egg Roll. It was really cute. They had a miniature podium […]
[Jokes from Apr. 12, 2017] Because of the sexual allegations against him, it’s rumored that Bill O’Reilly’s show may be going off the air. For continuity’s sake, Fox will replace it with reruns of “The Cosby Show”. – Conan O’Brien After being accused of sexual harassment by five women, Bill O’Reilly announced he is taking […]
[Jokes from Apr. 11, 2017] That video of the doctor being dragged off the plane and then the airline’s response to it has turned into an absolute nightmare from a PR standpoint. Even Pepsi was like, I wouldn’t want to be you guys this week. – Jimmy Kimmel Meanwhile, President Trump has been flying a […]
It is the end of the TV season for Saturday Night Live. When the show resumes, will Alec Baldwin have a job playing Donald Trump as president? Or could this mark the swan song for Trump as well?
[Jokes from Apr. 10, 2017] Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino from “Jersey Shore” is facing up to 15 years in prison on tax evasion charges. So basically, if you’re a reality star in this country and you don’t pay your taxes, we either put you in prison or make you President of the United States. – […]
© Ruben Bolling This will be much funnier to you if you are a fan of Calvin and Hobbes. I miss Bill Watterson. And as one person commented about this strip, “ironically, Calvin has more maturity than our current sitting p(R)esident.”
[Jokes from Apr. 6, 2017] The fight continues over the confirmation of Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch. And today, in the Senate, was a battle royal with cheese, because the Democrats took a stand. Democrats successfully filibustered President Trump’s Supreme Court nominee, Neil Gorsuch. Woo-hoo! They did it! Yeah! They did it! Democrats won! For […]
[Jokes from Apr. 5, 2017] Donald Trump’s positive performance mark is now down to 35 percent. Only about a third of Americans polled say they’re happy with his job performance. Sixty-six percent say they don’t think he’s level-headed. In his defense, how is his head supposed to stay level when his hair keeps trying to […]
[Jokes from Apr. 4, 2017] This week, the National Archives reached out to the White House and requested that all of the president’s tweets be saved and preserved for history. Future generations: I’m so, so sorry. – James Corden The National Archives and Records Administration in Washington, D.C. — this is where they store the […]
[Jokes from Apr. 3, 2017] The president is very upset right now because he’s currently being investigated by every branch of the government. Even the post office wants to know who’s licking his stamps. – Jimmy Kimmel A judge just ruled Trump can be sued for inciting violence against protesters at a campaign rally. Although, […]
© Glenn McCoy Even hyper-partisan conservative Republican cartoonists like Glenn McCoy seem to be unhappy with Donald Trump. However, Trump’s support among his base actually went up a little after firing FBI director Comey. Who are these people who ardently support Trump?
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