“Republican Congressman Tom Marino, who is on the Foreign Affairs Committee, said: ‘If we go into Libya, where does it stop? Do we go into Africa next?’ So, you see why he’s not on the Intelligence Committee.” – Jay Leno
“Sarah Palin said on Fox News that we are in a ‘squirmish’ with Libya. When she was corrected, she said, ‘Listen, I shouldn’t be expected to get everything 100 percent Accura.'” – Conan O’Brien
“It’s now being reported that CIA agents have entered Libya. We’re not sure how long they’ll be staying, but some of them just left Vietnam.” – Jay Leno
“The CIA is now arming the Libyan rebels, which means that in 10 years, we’ll be fighting them.” – David Letterman
“President Obama is getting criticized from both sides for having no clear exit strategy to get out of Libya. But neither does Gaddafi. So I think it balances out a little bit.” – Jay Leno
“If Moammar Gadhafi goes into exile, there are only three places that would tolerate a raving madman like that: Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, and Fox News.” – Jay Leno
“Uganda said Gaddafi could come live there in exile, which is amazing, because to Charlie Sheen they said no.” – David Letterman
“President Obama’s approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States.” – Jay Leno
“Obama’s bracket — busted. None of his picks are going to the Final Four. I mean, the one time he takes quick, decisive action, and look what happened.” – Jay Leno
“President Obama was offered the first pitch for opening day, but he declined because he’s a Muslim that hates our national pastime. Either that or he’s busy with Libya.” – Jimmy Kimmel
“President Obama didn’t throw any first pitches for opening day. Of course, he did throw us that curveball on Libya.” – Jay Leno
“The IRS is auditing more millionaires than ever before. Especially real estate millionaires with funny hair who are questioning where the President was born.” – Jay Leno
“On Fox News, Donald Trump said Obama’s birth certificate could indicate that he’s a Muslim. Trump said he doesn’t trust anyone with a foreign-sounding name, and neither does his daughter Ivanka.” – Conan O’Brien
“Al-Qaida has a magazine, and the spring issue features a profile of Moammar Gadhafi. It also features a women’s section called ‘Death to Cottage Cheese Thighs.'” – Conan O’Brien
