“President Obama’s speech on Libya was scheduled early so it wouldn’t interrupt ‘Dancing With the Stars.’ That’s ridiculous. This is a major historical event that affects the lives of millions of people. I can’t believe it was almost interrupted by Obama’s speech.” – Jimmy Fallon
“The latest episode of ‘Dancing With the Stars’ was preceded by Obama’s new show, ‘Dancing Around the Objectives in Libya.'” – Jimmy Fallon
“President Obama spoke about our role in Libya. He’s not sure when the war will end, what happens when we win, or how much it will cost, but other than that it was quite informative.” – Jay Leno
“Obama is being criticized by both parties for not having a clear strategy to get out of Libya. But neither does Moammar Gadhafi, so it’s OK.” – Jay Leno
“Critics were saying Obama seemed defensive and slightly angry during his speech on Libya. Sounds like somebody’s March Madness bracket isn’t doing so hot.” – Jimmy Fallon
“We’re down to the final four now. Only four Middle East countries we haven’t attacked.” – Jay Leno
“Moammar Gadhafi has been described as a maniacal despot clinging to power. Wait a minute, that’s me.” – David Letterman
“Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccinations.” – Craig Ferguson
“Donald Trump might be running for president and he just released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as ‘blue’ and his hair as ‘ridiculous.'” – Conan O’Brien
