“President Obama was spotted at a steak restaurant in D.C. this week with Morgan Freeman and Tom Hanks. They didn’t even order anything. They just closed their eyes and listened to Morgan Freeman read the appetizers.” – Jimmy Fallon
“Tomorrow is the South Carolina primary, and this week Donald Trump has been telling supporters that if he wins South Carolina he thinks he could, quote, ‘Run the table’. Yeah. And if he doesn’t win, he’ll flip over the table like an angry New Jersey housewife.” – Jimmy Fallon
