“Donald Trump claimed to have ‘many Muslim friends’. However, when asked for specific names, the only one he could come up with was ‘The Genie from ‘Aladdin’.” – Conan O’Brien
“Donald Trump’s popular ‘Make America Great Again’ hats are actually made at a California factory that employs Mexican immigrants. Even more embarrassing for Trump, his hair is made by Syrian refugees. – Conan O’Brien
“The ’80s rock band Twisted Sister has said Donald Trump can use their song ‘We’re Not Gonna Take It’. Meanwhile, Ben Carson has not heard back from Motley Crue regarding ‘Dr. Feelgood’.” – Conan O’Brien
“Paul Ryan has become the first Speaker of the House in over 90 years to grow a beard. Meanwhile, Marco Rubio is the first presidential candidate to sport a chocolate milk mustache.” – Conan O’Brien
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Ha! Sorry, I’m stealing the Rubio joke for the holidays!