“One of the candidates at the early GOP debate, George Pataki, said his routine before every debate is to drink a diet lemon Snapple iced tea and pray. Which is also the advice Chris Christie gets from his doctor.” – Jimmy Fallon
“A clothing company is making T-shirts inspired by Bernie Sanders with messages like ‘Feel the Bern’. They were gonna make them for Lincoln Chafee too, but no one wants to wear a shirt that says ‘Feel the Chafee.'” – Jimmy Fallon
“At a recent education summit, President Obama admitted that he can’t rap. When they heard, Americans said, ‘Good!'” – Jimmy Fallon
