Political Irony

There is a new “insult generator” that has an interesting twist. Insult generators are those websites that string together random words to insult someone or something. But the new one doesn’t do it randomly. It is the “Tea Party Insult Generator” and the twist is that it uses actual insults posted on John Boehner’s Facebook wall by Tea Partiers who are pissed off at him.

Who said the tea party isn’t good for anything? They mechanical turk an insult generator that is no more repetitive and stupid as a random one! And some of the insults are in capital letters just in case you couldn’t tell they mean business.

The insults being hurled at the leader of the GOP by Tea Partiers is just one sign of the ongoing (and worsening) Republican Civil War. Here are just a few examples taken from Boehner’s Facebook page:

Grow some balls!!! You rat-bastard sellout
WORST…SPEAKER…EVAH!!!!
I am flying my Confederate Flag upside down and at half-staff because of RINOs like Boehner who caved to a Kenyan Hawaiian Muslim Atheist Bankster Rastafarian Communist.
Hey dumb ass. You no longer have our support. Don’t try to convince yourself otherwise.
Drop dead traitor. Anyone that supports a 17 trillion dollar debt, no to climb more, aiding every Islamist regime in the middle east, a so called healthcare plan that destroys private healthcare and has 20 new taxes breaking the middle class back and is designed for nothing more than total government control is an entitlement minded American-hating uninformed LEECH!
I would call you a snake, but at least a snake has a spine!
YOU ARE A DISGRACE AND ARE NOW THE REASON I AM NO LONGER DONATING TO THE GOP
May you rot in hell you sell-out piece of trash!
Are you kidding me right now?? Go Fuck Yourself Boehner!
You pussed out again, didn’t you? I’d rather have Tip Oneal as speaker of the house than you right now.
You are disgusting! RINO!
I can’t believe they let you stay in the party, let alone the speaker. Go to hell asshole!
BULLSHIT!! You sold us out!! You spineless coward! You are a complete dumb fuck, a failure, AND a fraud.
I hope you and the rest that caved get tea-partied in the next elections…may your own self interest be the death of your political career.
Thanks for NOTHING!! You are DEFINITELY NO LEADER!!
Stick House rule 368 up your ass and spin on it.
You are the worst human being currently alive. Do the world a favor and slink back under the rock you were born under. Your very existence is a tragedy.
Go crawl in a hole and STFU! Happy Retirement!
Asshole Sellout! You put Judas to shame!
Hey Benedict, they’re having a special on group impeachments and your name has risen rather high on the list.
Folded like warm laundry, didn’t you? How pathetic.
Really? REALLY?? go have another drink and fake tanning session you leather-skinned drunk.
It’s not really Speaker Boehner, but Squeaker and Whiner Boehner. You want a pat on the back? A slap on the head would be more appropriate.
Gutless duchebag. You lying sack of crap JACKASS!
YOU SIR, ARE WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL AN ASS-HAT! You and your GOP scum can go suck it! Time to retire you antique leather piece of crap!
FUCK YOU CLOSET SOCIALIST!
So what good does Obama and his thugs have on you? Prostitution? Drug abuse? You’re gay? You a pimp? Come clean already you POS!
I didn’t see a fight at all. All I saw were our representatives bending over and grabbing their ankles.
YOU ARE A TRAITOR! You should switch parties immediately and give Nancy the hammer back. At least we’re sure where she stands. And she has some brass balls. You, sir, have none.
KISS ME!! I LIKE TO BE KISSED WHEN I’M BEING FUCKED! YOU RINO PIECE OF SHIT!!
You suck! Turn in your man card!
Jesus you’re horrible. You democrat/communist enabling fuckwad.
Does anyone know where I can get some coolaid the Democrats drink? Fuck my party!!