“Joe Biden went to Brazil in an effort to try and repair America’s relationship with their government. Biden said, ‘It’s great to be here in the Amazon. I’ve always wanted to see where all the books come from.'” – Jimmy Fallon
“Kim Jong Un’s sister got married. That sounds like another Seth Rogen movie, doesn’t it?” – David Letterman
“Instead of reading vows at the wedding ceremony, they read hacked Sony emails.” – David Letterman
“Democratic Senator Harry Reid is expected to make a full recovery after he was exercising with a resistance band that snapped, causing him to fall. The good news is he’s fine. The bad news is there’s no video of it.” – Jimmy Fallon
