“Tonight is our 100th episode. To celebrate, people sent us flowers and a big cake – which I immediately passed on to Rob Ford and Chris Christie. We couldn’t have done it without them.” – Jimmy Fallon
“Of course, we’re not the only ones celebrating. President Obama turned 53 years old today. Obama blew out his candles and made a wish. But when he opened his eyes, he was still president.” – Jimmy Fallon
“It is our president’s birthday. It’s also the birthday of NASCAR champ Jeff Gordon. Jeff Gordon and President Obama are very different, of course. One’s a guy who spent his whole life turning left and is hated by NASCAR fans. And the other one? Jeff Gordon.” – Craig Ferguson
“Happy birthday to President Obama. He turned 53 today, if you believe the birth certificate.” – Seth Meyers
“Happy birthday to President Obama. He turned 53 today, according to his birth certificate. The truth is he’s actually 55 years old but Congress blocked his last two birthdays.” – Jimmy Kimmel
“President Obama is turning 53 while his face and hair are turning 68. Congratulations to all three of them.” – Seth Meyers
“Tonight President Obama blew out the candles on the gluten-free broccoli and carrot loaf from Michelle, and then cried himself to sleep. She did let him smell a piece of cake.” – Jimmy Kimmel
“Congress wanted to surprise President Obama on his birthday so they passed a bill.” – Seth Meyers
