“Before the incursion that started yesterday the Israelis agreed to a five hour cease fire so the Palestinians could get supplies and food – how Jewish is that? ‘We’re going to attack you, but first you should eat.'” – Bill Maher
“Marvel Comics announced that the next Captain America will be black. He has the same powers as white Captain America except he has to show ID when he votes.” – Bill Maher
“New Rule: Americans who couldn’t get into the World Cup no matter how hard they tried have to stop feeling guilty about it. It doesn’t mean that we’re not sophisticated. All it proves is that unemployed people will watch anything. It’s a giant bore. Involving two boring subjects: nationalism and soccer. On the bright side, it has reminded the German people how good it feels to be whipped into a nationalistic frenzy, and what could go wrong with that?” – Bill Maher
“Rupert Murdoch – the guy that owns FOX News – is wanting to buy Time Warner – which owns HBO – in which case you could kiss my ass goodbye. Yes, welcome to ‘Real Time with Bill O’Reilly’.” – Bill Maher
