“When are these Republican debates going to stop? I mean, this would be the very reason to call for a dictatorship, just to put an end to these.” – David Letterman
“This is the 14th Republican debate and there are still 12 more to go. The plan, I think, is to keep debating until somebody recognizes Rick Santorum on the street.” – Jimmy Kimmel
“The star of the debate was Herman Cain. He didn’t talk much because the debate was about national defense and his area of expertise is pizza.” – Jimmy Kimmel
“Herman Cain is the first Republican presidential candidate to get secret service protection. The level of protection a candidate gets depends on how well-known they are. For example, Jon Huntsman gets a 10-minute judo lesson and a plastic whistle.” – Jay Leno
“Mitt Romney admitted in an interview, ‘I tasted a beer and tried a cigarette once as a wayward teenager and never did it again. This has the makings of the lamest ‘Behind the Music’ special yet.” – Jimmy Kimmel
“If you think that’s bad, Jon Huntsman is now admitting that in college he experimented with parting his hair to the left.” – Jimmy Kimmel
“Newt Gingrich wants to repeal child labor laws. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the man that we need to lead us into the 18th century.” – David Letterman
“Tonight was the 14th republican presidential debate, or as Barack Obama has started calling them, campaign ads.” – Jimmy Fallon
