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Presidential Covid Humor

Yes, I know that this is in bad taste, but this has been an election that has broken all existing rules of taste and decorum. So why not make some jokes to have some fun?

Just remember that even Trump is somebody’s child.
My thoughts are with Satan at this time.

As President, Trump should get the best medical care …
… that $750 can buy.

With the possibility he may have to take over Trump’s activities this weekend, White House aides are frantically teaching Mike Pence how to play golf.

Obama: President Trump has the coronavirus. We should send him a card.
Biden: Can I write in it, “Stay Positive?”

[if readers see other jokes, please post them in the comments]

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This was written by Iron Knee. Posted on Friday, October 2, 2020, at 5:01 pm. Filed under Humor. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Both comments and trackbacks are currently closed.

8 Comments

  1. guy wrote:

    what do you get when you cross an ill informed presidential candidate and hordes of feckless followers?

    covid. you get covid.

    Saturday, October 3, 2020 at 12:00 am | Permalink
  2. Lewtoo wrote:

    I thought McConnell had the best joke yesterday when he said “Corona virus “snuck” up on the president”.

    Saturday, October 3, 2020 at 7:40 am | Permalink
  3. Andre wrote:

    Melania catching COVID is proof that social distancing is only partially effective.

    Saturday, October 3, 2020 at 8:09 am | Permalink
  4. Hassan wrote:

    24 POSITIVE COVID TESTS:

    1+2. President & Melania Trump
    3. Bill Stepien, Trump campaign mgr
    4. Hope Hicks
    5. Kellyanne Conway
    6. Sen. Mike Lee
    7. Sen. Thom Tillis
    8. Ronna McDaniel
    9. Notre Dame Pres. Jenkins
    10-12. Three WH reporters
    13-23. Eleven staffers frm Cleveland debate
    24. Senator Ron Johnson

    Saturday, October 3, 2020 at 8:14 am | Permalink
  5. Hassan wrote:

    Add Rick Scott and Chris Christie. With this rate, they need their own dashboard.

    I am not sure what SNL will be tonight. The debate was a disaster and was could not be mocked from reality, and now Trump in hospital, they may not make fun of him at all today.

    Saturday, October 3, 2020 at 10:31 am | Permalink
  6. westomoon wrote:

    I feel like a kid on Christmas Eve. I’m already thinking of Nancy Pelosi as Madame President.

    Saturday, October 3, 2020 at 10:51 am | Permalink
  7. William wrote:

    Jim Wright said
    https://www.facebook.com/Stonekettle/posts/3410905562278156
    “Trump got the virus and I was like, man, I just don’t think I could possibly have any less fucks to give.
    Then Kellyanne Conway tested positive.”

    A comment on that post:
    “She’s tested positive and is now lying comfortably.”

    Another:
    “Kellyanne isn’t sick; she’s ‘alternatively healthy!'”

    Also:
    “She’s not positive. She’s alternatively negative.”

    And on Chris Christie’s positive test:
    “Not to worry. I hear he has plans to block the passage between Covid and his lungs. Somewhere between Great Neck and Lung Island.”

    On the possibility that Rudy Guiliani might have a positive test result:
    “well, he says he isn’t. but he was in the room where it happened with everyone who is converting”

    Saturday, October 3, 2020 at 11:40 am | Permalink
  8. Iron Knee wrote:

    “Looks like RGB successfully argued her first case before God”.

    Tuesday, October 6, 2020 at 8:37 am | Permalink