[Jokes from July 15, 2016]
“I want to thank everyone for taking a break from Pokémon to tune in tonight. It’s just everywhere. In fact it’s been reported now that Pokémon is getting ready to launch in Russia, and President Vladimir Putin looks like he’s already having a good time with it, ‘Tell me where your friends are Pikachu.'” – Jimmy Fallon
“Meanwhile, Donald Trump said yesterday that he has not played Pokémon, but wishes he had the time to try it out. Meanwhile, Jeb Bush is walking around his neighborhood in Birkenstocks going, ‘I just got to level 20!'” – Jimmy Fallon
“Yesterday members of Congress left Washington for a seven-week vacation. Even the Kardashians are like, ‘From what?'” – Jimmy Fallon
“Now that Congress is on vacation, we’re just weeks away from the awkward moment when Mitch McConnell comes back from Jamaica with his hair braided. ‘McConnell’s got his groove back, y’all!'” – Jimmy Fallon
