“How about this woman Rachel Dolezal in Spokane, Washington? She was president of the Spokane chapter of the NAACP but was exposed as a white woman who was pretending to be black. A lot of people are upset, especially her white friends who thought they had at least one black friend.” – Jimmy Fallon
“Former Spokane NAACP president Rachel Dolezal said today that she doesn’t think of herself as a con artist. Of course, she also doesn’t think of herself as a white lady, but she is.” – Seth Meyers
“Rachel Dolezal, the white woman pretending to be African American, has resigned from her position in the NAACP. She was last spotted walking out of the NAACP offices with a box full of her Coldplay CDs.” – Conan O’Brien
“Rachel Dolezal stepped down from her position as president of an NAACP chapter after it was revealed that she was a white woman pretending to be black. Now her brother says he knew about it but she asked him not to blow her cover. Unfortunately, her cover had already been blown by God when he made her a blond-haired, blue-eyed white lady.” – Jimmy Fallon
“Yesterday Rachel Dolezal, the white NAACP leader who said she is black, claimed there’s no biological proof that she’s white. However, today that was disproven by scientists who found wine cooler in her bloodstream.” – Conan O’Brien
“Rachel Dolezal, the NAACP president in Spokane, was exposed for pretending to be black after her parents showed her Montana birth certificate and said that she is white. Though everyone else said, ‘Yeah, yeah, we got it at Montana birth certificate.'” – Jimmy Fallon
“It was a beautiful weekend in New York. This is how nice the weather was: I went outside without sunscreen for about an hour, and I was elected to run the Spokane NAACP.” – Seth Meyers
