“Last night was the State of the Union address, and everyone’s excited about the huge special appearance by a guy we haven’t seen in a really long time: 2008 Barack Obama. That guy had swagger.” – Jimmy Fallon
“Last night President Obama gave the State of the Union address, and I just have to say that I don’t know what union he was describing. But I want to live there. I want to move. It sounds outstanding. There’s a middle class. They have small businesses. It sounds great.” – Seth Meyers
“At the State of the Union address last night, President Obama made history by using the words transgender, lesbian, and bisexual in that speech. It was the part of the speech where he was just reading Craigslist personals.” – Conan O’Brien
“The president took a moment to wish astronaut Scott Kelly luck on his upcoming yearlong mission in space, and even said, ‘Make sure to Instagram it.’ Obama loves Instagram because after six years with Biden it’s the one thing he can still put a filter on.” – Jimmy Fallon
“Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg fell asleep during Obama’s speech. She woke up with the other justices drawing a gavel on her face.” – Conan O’Brien
“First lady Michelle Obama wore a suit to the State of the Union last night that apparently had also been worn by Julianna Margulies’ character on the ‘The Good Wife’. They both wore the same outfit, which is why Obama just passed an executive action ordering Us Weekly to say Michelle wore it better.” – Jimmy Fallon
“A new helicopter service called Gotham Air is now offering users cheap flights from Manhattan to JFK or Newark airports that start at just $99. If there’s two words I trust together in the same sentence, it’s ‘cheap’ and ‘helicopter’.” – Jimmy Fallon
