Political Irony

“President Obama just had his annual physical, which showed that he’s suffering some pain in his right foot. When asked why he doesn’t get it treated, Obama said bitterly, ‘It’s not covered by Obamacare.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Over the weekend, President Obama got his annual presidential physical. His cholesterol is up and his approval rating is down.” – David Letterman

“Obama wants to lower his cholesterol, but Congress is blocking him.” – David Letterman

“The doctor said Obama passed his physical. That’s the first thing he’s passed in the second term.” – David Letterman

“The World Cup is underway. A lot of World Cup soccer players have been faking injuries to draw a penalty from the other team. Meanwhile, a lot of Americans have been faking following the World Cup.” – Conan O’Brien

“Pope Francis has pledged to remain neutral during the World Cup. When asked why, the Pope said, ‘I picked the Miami Heat and look how that turned out.'” – Conan O’Brien

“Some Northern California counties want to form a separate state. They smoke a lot of weed up there. What would you call a state based on marijuana? Toke-lahoma. Flori-duh. How about Spliffs-consin? Dela-weed. New Hemp-shire.” – Craig Ferguson