Political Irony

“Anthony Weiner has been on the Internet having obscene chats, and he uses the name Carlos Danger. When Donald Trump heard about it, Trump demanded to see Carlos Danger’s birth certificate.” – David Letterman

“Another tough day for New York mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner. Or as we know him now, ‘Carlos Danger’. I’m no prude, but I think texting obscene pictures crosses the line. Even Geraldo Rivera was like, ‘Dude, put some clothes on’.” – Craig Ferguson

“Today, Anthony Weiner volunteered at a soup kitchen. And trust me – you don’t want to know how he stirred the soup.” – Conan O’Brien

“Two years ago when Weiner resigned, he said more embarrassing pictures may come out in the future. Do you know how he knew that? Because he went home after that and started texting them. That’s how he knew.” – Jay Leno

“I’m conflicted about Anthony Weiner. On one hand, after the pain he caused his family I think he should drop out of the race. On the other hand, his staying makes my job even easier.” – Craig Ferguson

“President Obama gave a big speech yesterday on the economy. It was actually longer than his last State of the Union address – though it should be noted that he opened with 20 minutes of Anthony Weiner jokes.” – Jimmy Fallon

“I have been learning more about this NSA spying scandal. What are the odds that the only person they weren’t monitoring was Anthony Weiner?” – Jay Leno

“The Vatican announced that the late Pope John Paul II will become a saint after they approve a miracle where he cured a woman of severe brain injury, which is pretty impressive. Not as impressive, though, as the miracle of Anthony Weiner still being married, but that’s impressive.” – Jay Leno