Pee Wee Herman gives his endorsement for president. No spoilers here — you’ll just have to read it to find out whom he endorses.
But I will reveal his reasoning. The person he endorses is like “delicious frozen custard” and “has the 1.4 percent egg yolk solids needed to run this country.”
Of course, “if you’re one of those people who believe celebrities should shut up and sing” then you should instead watch Pee Wee Herman singing “Bird is the Word“.