Ranker has a funny round-up of Rick Santorum jokes.
Here are a few they collected from Twitter:
Breaking: Rick Santorum to “suspend” his presidential campaign. But he won’t terminate it without forcing it to get an ultrasound first.
“For a few short months back in 2012 ‘Santorum’ meant shitty banal rube, not shitty anal lube. Weird, right?” – The Future
Just wiped my ass with a sweater vest.
I really don’t want to read “Santorum, pulling out” again.
These are from just one of their top 20 Santorum jokes. Go read the rest.
UPDATE: Daniel Kurtzman has also collected the best Rick Santorum jokes, comics, and quotes. Here are a few he collected from Andy Borowitz:
It took Romney millions of dollars and months of attacks to narrowly defeat a mental patient in a sweater vest.
I don’t blame Santorum for not believing in evolution. It’s really let him down.
Santorum made his very first sweater vest when he tore the arms off his straitjacket.
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The biggest Santorum joke should read, “Rick Santorum is running for president.”