Political Irony

“Today in New York City, Sarah Palin had a meeting with Donald Trump. Now, experts say if those two joined forces on a Presidential ticket it would be the greatest gift ever given to comedy.” – Craig Ferguson

“Sarah Palin had dinner with Donald Trump in New York. The first thing she did when she walked into the restaurant was shoot the rodent off his head.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Sarah Palin met with Donald Trump in New York yesterday. They spent the meeting talking about the thing most important to them: TV ratings.” – Craig Ferguson

“Somebody asked John McCain if Sarah Palin could win the presidency, and he said yes, especially if a meteor hits all the other Republican and Democratic candidates. Imagine how mad he’d be if she won.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Sarah Palin is driving all over the country in a bus, I guess to pick up where Charlie Sheen left off.” – Jimmy Kimmel

Sarah Palin (on visiting Mt. Vernon, the home of George Washington): “Even Piper was able to grasp the significance of being in the presence of our first President – who had such diverse interests – when she told me later: ‘how hard he must have worked to keep that farm going!'”
Stephen Colbert: “It’s true. I cannot imagine how hard he worked with no help other than his African volunteers.”

“Mitt Romney was on the ‘Today Show’ and admitted he likes to read the ‘Twilight’ books and watch ‘American Idol.’ If elected, he would be the 1st Mormon and the 1st 13-year-old girl to be President.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“In real life, in my memory, this guy had a lot more ‘Anthony’ and a lot less ‘Weiner.’ … “The only thing they have in common is that they both lean to the extreme left!” – Jon Stewart (on allegations that Rep. Anthony Weiner, a former housemate of Stewart’s, sent out a crotch photo from his Twitter account)